2016 Gambling Challenge - Week 14
 

The betting windows are open for Week 14 wagering! We have a game Thursday, so I'll post the lines for it now. The rest I will post Friday night.

The following people have not bet in last two weeks and must place a bet this week or they are disqualified.

Pestilence


As a reminder, here is a brief rundown of the rules:

• You are given $10,000 to start out and can bet up to $5,000 on any one bet. There is a $500 minimum bet unless you have less than that in which case you would be all in.
• Payouts are at 90% unless otherwise stated. –170 would mean you have to bet $170 to win $100. +250 would mean you would get a $250 payout on every $100 bet.
• You must bet at least once every 3 weeks or you are eliminated. If you cannot commit to participating at least this much please let us know now so somebody else can take your place.
  • You must place a wager in the first two weeks of the season, or your spot in the competition will be given to someone on the waiting list. This is ONLY for the beginning of the season. After the first three weeks, inactive spots will not be filled from the waiting list!
• Contingency bets are allowed. If you are using contingency bets, please indicate the order of your bets.
• There are no parlays.
• All bets must be placed before the scheduled opening kickoff of the game.
• I will not allow bets to be changed or cancelled once posted. Be sure that you have the correct bet made before hitting the submit button. After that, your only option is to post an offsetting bet which will cost at a minimum, 10% to the house. Anyone caught editing a bet after posting it will be immediately disqualified!

NEW PLAYERS!! The complete rules list is in this thread. Please read them, or I will make fun of you for asking questions about the rules found in the link.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168100

Above all else, lets have some fun!

How to read the lines

Sample line

Thu 9/6 New Orleans Saints +6 +223 OVER 52.5
(Date, VISITING TEAM: Point Spread, Money Line, Over/Under)
7:30 PM Indianapolis Colts -6 -243 UNDER 52.5
(Time, HOME TEAM: Point Spread, Money Line, Over/Under)

How to bet the Money Line

Sample line
SAINTS +223
COLTS -243

First off, a money bet is a straight up win/lose bet. No points involved, so of course there are odds payoffs.

If you want to bet on the Saints, you will win $223 for every $100 that you bet. Conversely, for the Colts, you will win $100 for every $243 that you bet.

In other words, the team with the - money line is the favorite (therefore lower payout) and the team with the + is the under dog.

Placing Bets

PLEASE, format your bets like this:

Colts (-6) $5000
Chiefs (+142 money) $1000
Chiefs/Texans (Under 38) $2000


Current Standings

RealSNR $68,280
raybec $36,373
cosmo20002 $35,860
Bowser $34,054
UTChief $32,546
Kcwolf $31,650
Dave Lane $25,907
kstater $25,111
Sully $24,010
Bwana $22,205
Banyon $22,150
mnchiefsguy $17,350
East Side Rogelio $16,318
Pestilence $13,720
Halfcan $13,131
KCFalcon59 $12,050
bkkcoh $11,442
Dartgod $11,050
Discuss Thrower $9,947
morphius $9,300
Nzoner $8,866
JASONSAUTO $7,828
Slammer $7,400
Rausch $4,317
Stumppy $3,000
MOHillbilly $1,805
ArrowheadHawk $0
ArrowheadMagic $0
bevischief $0
BigRedChief $0
crazycoffey $0
DaKCMan AP $0
Earthling $0
Ebolapox $0
epitome1170 $0
FD $0
Hamwallet $0
HemiEd $0
Hoover $0
Iowanian $0
Jerok $0
Jewish Rabbi $0
KCCHIEFS27 $0
kccrow $0
KChiefs1 $0
L.A. Chieffan $0
Mr. Flopnuts $0
mr. tegu $0
oldandslow $0
OmahaChief $0
OnTheWarpath58 $0
Otter $0
Pointer19 $0
Renegade $0
Scorp $0
shitgoose $0
Spchief $0
Stinger $0
theelusiveeightrop $0
TimBone $0

Week 14 NFL Lines

Thu 12/9 Oakland Raiders +3 +135 Over 46
7:25 PM Kansas City Chiefs -3 -155 Under 46

Sun 12/11 Denver Broncos +1 OFF Over 43½
12:00 PM Tennessee Titans -1 OFF Under 43½

Sun 12/11 San Diego Chargers +1½ +105 Over 48½
12:00 PM Carolina Panthers -1½ -125 Under 48½

Sun 12/11 Houston Texans +6½ +230 Over 46
12:00 PM Indianapolis Colts -6½ -275 Under 46

Sun 12/11 Cincinnati Bengals -5½ -220 Over 41½
12:00 PM Cleveland Browns +5½ +190 Under 41½

Sun 12/11 Pittsburgh Steelers -3 -145 Over 46
12:00 PM Buffalo Bills +3 +125 Under 46

Sun 12/11 Arizona Cardinals -2 -135 Over 43
12:00 PM Miami Dolphins +2 +115 Under 43

Sun 12/11 Chicago Bears +7½ +270 Over 43
12:00 PM Detroit Lions -7½ -325 Under 43

Sun 12/11 Minnesota Vikings -3 -165 Over 39½
12:00 PM Jacksonville Jaguars +3 +145 Under 39½

Sun 12/11 Washington Redskins -2½ -130 Over 46½
12:00 PM Philadelphia Eagles +2½ +110 Under 46½

Sun 12/11 New York Jets +2½ +135 Over 43½
3:05 PM San Francisco 49ers -2½ -155 Under 43½

Sun 12/11 New Orleans Saints +2½ +113 Over 51
3:25 PM Tampa Bay Buccaneers -2½ -133 Under 51

Sun 12/11 Seattle Seahawks -3 -145 Over 45½
3:25 PM Green Bay Packers +3 +125 Under 45½

Sun 12/11 Atlanta Falcons -6 -265 Over 45
3:25 PM Los Angeles Rams +6 +225 Under 45

Sun 12/11 Dallas Cowboys -3½ -197 Over 47
7:30 PM New York Giants +3½ +172 Under 47

Mon 12/12 Baltimore Ravens +7 +235 Over 45
7:30 PM New England Patriots -7 -280 Under 45

GOOD LUCK!

Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5000

Chiefs (money -155) 3000

The jinx is in!

Oakland (+135 money) $3000

chiefs(-3) 5000

Kansas City Chiefs (-3) $1000
Kansas City Chiefs (-155) $1000
Kansas City Chiefs ( Under 46) $500

Could you just hook a honkey up and go for 5k?

Sauto....ooofff. Took a 30K knee to the nuts last week. Dammit.

And here I go with the questionable bets in an attempt to run down the fan of dolphin rape....

Kansas City Chiefs (-3) $5000
Kansas City Chiefs (- 155 money) $5000
Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5000

Not at the price it costs for Dartgod to change the bet. Keeping my original one.

I wallered myself out pretty good with that fist.

Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5000
Oakland (+135 money) $1000

Chiefs (-3) $5K
Chiefs (-155) $5K
Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5K

KC (-3) $805
KC ( under 46) $1000

Chiefs (-3) $5000
Chiefs (-155 ML) $5000
Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $1000

Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5000

Chiefs -155 money $5000
Chiefs/Raiders (under 46) $5000

Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

You're all ****ing welcome for my Raiders jinx. It came out of my own wallet. Merry Christmas, assholes.

...he says, with a still comfortable 20K lead....

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...cho-Thanks.gif

The rest of the games are up.

Denver Broncos +1 $5000

Broncos +1 - $5000
Chargers +1.5 - $5000

Denver (+1) $5000

Houston (+230 money) $3000

Minnesota (-3) $3000

Washington (-2.5) $4000

Tampa Bay (-2.5) $4000

Green Bay (+3) $2000

Atlanta (-6) $4000

Buccaneers-2.5 - $5000

Steelers (-3)5000
Saints(+2.5) 5000
Denver (+1) all in

Tennessee Titans (-1) $5000

San Diego Chargers (+105 money) $5000

Miami Dolphins (+115 money) $5000

New York Jets (+135 money) $5000

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) $5000

Denver (+1) $5000
Pittsburgh (-3)$5000
Detroit (-7.5)$3000
Atlanta (-6)$5000
Minnesota (-3)$4000

Jets (+135)$3000
Saints (+2.5) $3000

Browns +190 $4000
Broncos +1 $5000
Packers +3 $5000
Packers +125 $5000
Giants +172 $5000



Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

Broncos +1 1000
Cowboys -3½ $2000
Cardinals -2 $1000
Bengals -5½ 1500

Falcons (-6) $5000
Vikings (-3) $5000
Bills (+125 money) $5000
Lions (-7.5) $5000

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk

Tennessee Titans -1 $500
Pittsburgh Steelers -3 $1,000
Minnesota Vikings -3 $500
Baltimore Ravens +235 $500

Bengals/Browns (Under 41½) $1000

Bills (+3) $500
Bill (+125) $500


Buccaneers (-2½) $500

Packers (+3) $500
Packers (+125) $500
Seahawks/Packers (Under 45½) $500

Vikings/Jags (Under 39.5) $5K
Bears/Lions (Under 43) $5K
Jets/49ers (Under 43.5) $5K
Packers/Seahawks (Under 45.5) $5K

Colts (-275 money) $5,000
Lions -7½ $5,000 5,000
Lions (-325 money) $5,000
Redskins -2½ $5,000
Broncos +1 $5,000
Steelers -3 $5,000

Lions/Bears (over 43) $3000

Redskins/Eagles (under 46.5) $1000

Giants (+3.5) $1000

Giants/Cowboys (over 47) $3000

Dolphins (+2) $3000
Steelers (-3) $4000
Vikings (-3) $4000
Buccaneers (-2½) $5000
Buccaneers (-133 ML) $4000
49ers (-2½) $4000

Cardinals (-2) $5000
Colts (-6.5) $5000

DAMNIT

Falcons -6 $5,000
Falcons (-265 money) $5,000
Cowboys -3½ $5,000
Cowboys (-197 money) $5,000
Buccaneers -2½ $5,000
Buccaneers (-133 money) $5,000
Saints/Buccaneers Over 51 $2.584

Falcons (-6) 1000
Cowboys (-3 1/2) 1000

Dartgod I hope I figured my money right if i dont have the money scratch the Falcons -6 $5,000 bet first then the Falcons (-265 money) $5,000

Christ the house is losing everything this week

Dallas (-3.5)$5000
Dallas (-197)$5000

****ing Jets...they never do what they are supposed to do.

Cowboys (-3.5) $5000

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk

Dallas (-3.5) $5000

New York Giants (+172 money) $5000

Cowboys/Giants (under 47) $5000

Cowboys (-3½) $5,000

UTChief with an insane haul.

My lead was never a lead to begin with :eek:

Not if i loose these dallas bets i'm only be up 2,000 from last week

I guess I'm an idiot at math.

I'll just shut up and let Dartgod figure this stuff out.

I'm up 12,000 right now if dallas looses is what i ment kind of worded that wrong. if dallas wins by more than 3 1/2 i'm up 19,500 or so

**** Dallas. Those cock suckers have let me down two weeks in a row. :cuss:

Ravens (+7) $500
Ravens (+235) $500
Ravens/Patriots (Under 45) $500

I'm torn here. Betting against the Patriots at home on a Monday night is practically futile, but I think Baltimore is one of the few teams that could actually pull off the upset straight out, much less cover the spread. Hmmm....

:facepalm:

Well, the good news is you didn't lose anything. You have to be a glass half full kind of guy here. :D

Just for clarification, the above deletion was me sucking at math and forgetting outcomes of the games leading to Pestilence's facepalm, not any type of bet....

New England (-7) $5000
New England (-280) $5000
New England Baltimore (under 45) $5000

DQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQDQ DQDQDQDQ

j/k love ya Bowser

Ravens (+235 MONEY) $1000

Patriots (-280 ML) $5000
Patriots (-7) $3000

Please don't delete it anyway. Just so no one cries foul. I have restored the post in all it's glory.

As punishment, and as a deterrent to others, I propose cancelling his Giants +172 bet.
It's tough, but fair. I think it is the only way he'll learn.

I have considered your proposal and have decided to let the bet stand, but will be transferring the winnings from the bet to my own account.

https://media.giphy.com/media/urwSqcx2u00pi/giphy.gif

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20141018162705

You only had $13,720 to start the week so I cannot accept the Bucs bet.

You had $1 to spare so all bets were good.

Updated Standings

RealSNR $77,480
Bowser $75,879
cosmo20002 $59,679
kstater $43,187
Kcwolf $42,876
UTChief $34,647
raybec $33,309
Dave Lane $29,407
Sully $18,010
mnchiefsguy $17,350
Bwana $17,205
East Side Rogelio $16,318
bkkcoh $13,362
Halfcan $13,131
Banyon $12,150
KCFalcon59 $12,050
JASONSAUTO $9,500
Discuss Thrower $8,947
Slammer $7,400
morphius $6,650
Dartgod $6,050
Rausch $5,617
Stumppy $4,835
Pestilence $3,720
MOHillbilly $3,430
Nzoner $2,766
ArrowheadHawk $0
ArrowheadMagic $0
bevischief $0
BigRedChief $0
crazycoffey $0
DaKCMan AP $0
Earthling $0
Ebolapox $0
epitome1170 $0
FD $0
Hamwallet $0
HemiEd $0
Hoover $0
Iowanian $0
Jerok $0
Jewish Rabbi $0
KCCHIEFS27 $0
kccrow $0
KChiefs1 $0
L.A. Chieffan $0
Mr. Flopnuts $0
mr. tegu $0
oldandslow $0
OmahaChief $0
OnTheWarpath58 $0
Otter $0
Pointer19 $0
Renegade $0
Scorp $0
shitgoose $0
Spchief $0
Stinger $0
theelusiveeightrop $0
TimBone $0

Three consecutive losing weeks for the house and only up $25,000 for the year.

"Do you hear that, Mr. SNR? That....is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound.....of your death.

Goodbye, Mr. SNR."

http://i0.wp.com/ariamythe.files.wor...itability1.jpg

https://media.tenor.co/images/18124b...1ab6/tenor.gif

Holy shit I'm dumb.

Sucks for you. Usually these things work out in the bettor's favor, but in your case it would have been your only winning bet of the week. Bummer.

Bowser is the Jeopardy contestant who runs in a distant 3rd place for most of the first two rounds until he gets a category he's good at in the final minute, builds up his total a little bit, then bets it all on a Daily Double.

Im on a similar strategy. Only made one bet a week for first half of season.

Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk