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Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:26 PM
GoChiefs vs Blackbob aka Tiggerupperuncle death match
 
It's the holidays. Seasons rapidly winding down. In a few weeks we'll be talking draft, fatties and how someone isn't "sold" on a QB in the draft.

We need some holiday cheer and excitement. So I'm proposing a Clay vs Blackbob aka Tiggerupperuncle death match... Winner stays. Loser goes.

So put your personal differences aside. Who is the better person and poster? Who do you want to to keep around.

ASS11/GoChiefs brings
Gayday with Clay
Gif'd Up
Stats to back up outlandish claims
And undeniable love/hate of the Chiefs
Never wavers in his love/hate
The ability to unite and devide the board within the same thread...

Blackbob aka Tiggerupperuncle brings
Punter setup stats
Defense attorney for Alex Smith
And not much else.


Poll forth coming.

ptlyon 12-20-2016 10:29 PM
Does the winner get to eat Chinese off of Simply Red's sisters belly?

stumppy 12-20-2016 10:30 PM
I'll go ahead and double down. They both need to not be on CP.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12632020)
Does the winner get to eat Chinese off of Simply Red's sisters belly?
Dam. I didn't realize that's an option. Hell if I knew THAT was the reward. It would of been game on.

Simply Red 12-20-2016 10:31 PM
IDK - I like both of them. Why does everyone hate Tiger? ... he seems fine to me.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632026)
IDK - I like both of them. Why does everyone hate Tiger? ... he seems fine to me.
Why do people want to eat Chinese stir fry off your belly?

Simply Red 12-20-2016 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632028)
Why do people want to eat Chinese stir fry off your belly?
I'm not sure.

Simply Red 12-20-2016 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632028)
Why do people want to eat Chinese stir fry off your belly?
my sister's belly - it was in the stabbing thread.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-20-2016 10:36 PM
"Does your Uncle's dick need sucking"? "Call 1 800-BLAKBOB for the nation-wide leader in familial penis-slurping; group discounts available"!

carcosa 12-20-2016 10:38 PM
Merry Christmas everybody

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632037)
my sister's belly - it was in the stabbing thread.
Way to get our hopes up.

stumppy 12-20-2016 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632037)
my sister's belly - it was in the stabbing thread.
Yes, I think I mentioned her. :D

The Franchise 12-20-2016 10:42 PM
Multiple votes? Poll fail.

ptlyon 12-20-2016 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632028)
Why do people want to eat Chinese stir fry off your belly?
1. Lo mein
2. Not his belly, his sisters

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12632051)
Multiple votes? Poll fail.
I'm just fishing for the "I love reerun" votes. So vote your conscious.
.

ptlyon 12-20-2016 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12632050)
Yes, I think I mentioned her. :D
Have you eaten fried rice out of her ass?

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12632053)
1. Lo mein
2. Not his belly, his sisters
I know. Just trying to make SR feel like he's desirable...

dlphg9 12-20-2016 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12632053)
1. Lo mein
2. Not his belly, his sisters
**** dude I'd slurp some Lo mein off her belly

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:45 PM
Am I missing something ? We're there pics posted?

ptlyon 12-20-2016 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632056)
I know. Just trying to make SR feel like he's desirable...
I would try too. But that would just, be, weird.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12632059)
I would try too. But that would just, be, weird.
It's only weird if you make eye contact. / According to a friend


ROFL

Simply Red 12-20-2016 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 12632057)
**** dude I'd slurp some Lo mein off her belly


http://i67.tinypic.com/256bqsw.jpg

Nightfyre 12-20-2016 10:59 PM
If this purported deathmatch were to occur, Chiefsplanet would be the real winner.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 10:59 PM
Holiday threads remind me how classic CP used to be.

RealSNR 12-20-2016 11:00 PM
Ever since Clay got rid of all his fat, he's probably capable of taking out a number of people on this forum.

Tigerbob would go down like his 8-year old self in front of a fresh rock-hard uncle cock

dlphg9 12-20-2016 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632067)
This kills me

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 11:01 PM
ROFL

LoneWolf 12-20-2016 11:02 PM
https://justanotherwhitekid.files.wo...0991.jpg?w=680

carcosa 12-20-2016 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632073)
Holiday threads remind me how classic CP used to be.
Happy holidays

Simply Red 12-20-2016 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 12632076)
This kills me

I've liked that for a long time!

Quote:
Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 12632106)
Happy holidays

You too!

Simply Red 12-20-2016 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 12632072)
If this purported deathmatch were to occur, Chiefsplanet would be the real winner.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aZHvd0ks7Es" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-20-2016 11:22 PM
If SlurpBob were a mult or a Mod, and I'm not saying he is, my money would be on one of two candidates:

A) Flop. Dude wants to troll, NEEDS to troll, but has respectable position as moderator of CP. Create mult, argue with mult, conspire with Clay to create polar troll opposite. Genius.

B) Bob Dole. I have noticed little to no interaction between these two entities, and I can imagine that Senator Dole would not be above wanting to get his troll on.

Third possibility:

Phobia. Phobia has abandoned CP, yet no one can ever really escape from CP. Solution; create Reid-worshippin', Smith-lovin' troll and set up the penis-loving Black Bob to take the fall.

dlphg9 12-20-2016 11:22 PM
This is such a loving happy place full of nice people!

Rausch 12-20-2016 11:29 PM
Depends on what we're judging.

What they bring to the BB at their best?

That's Clay.

Who is the worst at their worst?

Bob.

Who can beat a ban the best?

Rough call. I think even at his worst Clay wanted to be welcome on here. Bob gives honey-badger ****s. I give this to Bob due to his need to constantly mult.

Simply Red 12-20-2016 11:32 PM
i still don't think this 'Black Bob' guy is anything more than a regular's recreation. Tiger isn't Black Bob - trust me. & why do you guys hate him so bad? What have I missed?

New World Order 12-20-2016 11:33 PM
Even if you hate Clay at least you get some sweet and/or funny Gifs.

Rausch 12-20-2016 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632131)
Tiger isn't Black Bob - trust me. & why do you guys hate him so bad? What have I missed?
So, so much...

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632131)
i still don't think this 'Black Bob' guy is anything more than a regular's recreation. Tiger isn't Black Bob - trust me. & why do you guys hate him so bad? What have I missed?
No hate for Blackbob aka Tiggerupperuncle. Just thought a troll death match would be fun and a good way to kick off the holidays.

RippedmyFlesh 12-20-2016 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632131)
i still don't think this 'Black Bob' guy is anything more than a regular's recreation. Tiger isn't Black Bob - trust me. & why do you guys hate him so bad? What have I missed?
The most frustrating player on the team is alex smith and bob ball washes him.
Hence the frustration with bob.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-20-2016 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632131)
i still don't think this 'Black Bob' guy is anything more than a regular's recreation. Tiger isn't Black Bob - trust me. & why do you guys hate him so bad? What have I missed?
Interdasting....

Simply Red 12-20-2016 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12632141)
Interdasting....

Black Bob was a regular user here, a joke account. - not some troll that stood and posted individually.

Simply Red 12-20-2016 11:50 PM
**** i really don't know, after thinking about it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-20-2016 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632147)
Black Bob was a regular user here, a joke account. - not some troll that stood and posted individually.
I don't remember much about Bob's takes or posting syle.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632149)
**** i really don't know, after thinking about it.
Drink more. It eases the pain.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-20-2016 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632149)
**** i really don't know, after thinking about it.
LMAO

ChiefsCountry 12-20-2016 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632147)
Black Bob was a regular user here, a joke account. - not some troll that stood and posted individually.
Black Bob was from Georgia. His IP address was from a town north of Atlanta called Ellijay.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 11:54 PM
Let me just leave this here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 12630430)
I have ****ing had it with this ass clown.

If I believed in banning people, this shithead would be on the shortlist.

He wasn't here for the kicker that shall not be named, For the 13-3's, for DT, Carter and Hasty, The Gleam, For ****ing Elway, For the the longest PO streak of the 90's.

ALL WASTED because one position just was not Good enough.

He wasn't here when we let a Real QB go to the Raiders because of a gay commitment to a POS, not unlike the one he has made to Alex.

He is not one of us..... and I am ****ing sick of reading his BS telling other posters that this is the QB for this team, when he doesn't know jack or shit about what the fans of this team have been through regarding that position.

Clay is a troll, fine, but at least it's funny sometimes, and it's fun when he's wrong.
And he's has PAID his dues as a fan of this team.

This **** isn't even a troll, he's something much worse.

Yeah, you are a fan, Bob.
There is no single way to be one.
So go to AP, WP or whatever other board, I DGAF.
Why you are still here, I have no clue.
It is made clear to you in nearly every thread that this is not the best place for you.
Hell, you have nearly half the board on ignore and the only reason you can tolerate the others, is because they ignore you.

Not to mention the multiple bannings, but as ol' uncle Diddly would say, you must enjoy abuse, because you just keep coming back for more.

Reerun_KC 12-20-2016 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 12632158)
Black Bob was from Georgia. His IP address was from a town north of Atlanta called Ellijay.
So...... Tiggeruppercut is a SR mult?

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632161)
So...... Tiggeruppercut is a SR mult?
dude if I lived in Ellijay you lived in East St. Louis.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:04 AM
List of my mults:

Bi_Polar
AttnWhore
Disgruntled_Parent
DadLeft4Cigarettes

I've always disclosed my mults!

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632171)
dude if I lived in Ellijay you lived in East St. Louis.
ROFL

It was East LA man...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SiFGr51ubV4/hqdefault.jpg

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632175)


hahaha

Chiefspants 12-21-2016 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12632119)
If SlurpBob were a mult or a Mod, and I'm not saying he is, my money would be on one of two candidates:


Bob Dole.I have noticed little to no interaction between these two entities, and I can imagine that Senator Dole would not be above wanting to get his troll on.
I don't know about a mult, but the two share a carbon copied opinion when it comes to the arm of Alex Smith. I think it's more likely that Bob doesn't see Tiger as a problem and views his devoted and incessant fandom about Smith as a positive against the draftabulators here.

... And I just remembered how much I miss FAX.

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632173)
List of my mults:

Bi_Polar
AttnWhore
Disgruntled_Parent
DadLeft4Cigarettes

I've always disclosed my mults!
I see. Well here are my mults

MyMomNeeds$
2girls_a cup_Buehler_445
Fly4Sex
YesImaPilot

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 12632178)
I don't know about a mult, but the two share a carbon copied opinion when it comes to the arm of Alex Smith. I think it's more likely that Bob doesn't see Tiger as a problem and views his devoted and incessant fandom about Smith as a positive against the draftabulators here.

... And I just remembered how much I miss FAX.
FAX has perished bud.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:15 AM
Skip Towne is the only one who can bring balance to the Planet now, bud, but he may be deceased as well. He was an unhealthy 61 when he last posted. TBH though I think he just doesn't actually like most of you - he did like me though.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632179)
I see. Well here are my mults

MyMomNeeds$
2girls_a cup_Buehler_445
Fly4Sex
YesImaPilot

I never saw them post?????...

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632184)
FAX has perished bud.
Really? We used to read his posts and laugh til we cried.

Miss him.

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632187)
I never saw them post?????...
They are to scandalous and have been forever locked inside the depths of CP poster containment system.

Unleashing them would most likely crash the server.

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632186)
Skip Towne is the only one who can bring balance to the Planet now, bud, but he may be deceased as well. He was an unhealthy 61 when he last posted. TBH though I think he just doesn't actually like most of you - he did like me though.
Skip would never let these guys survive today. CP is soft...

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:29 AM
and me and Cronus ****ing wrecked shop in the CP Presidential election.

C3HIEF3S 12-21-2016 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632199)
I truly don't know - but let's stop sucking his dick for a minute or two to recognize the TRUE CP OG - in one Gaz.
RIP (from CP)

5/5/2010-

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

"...the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.

Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp -Iowanian" -Gaz

Some legendary last words.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S (Post 12632203)
RIP (from CP)

5/5/2010-




"...the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.

Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp -Iowanian" -Gaz

Some legendary last words.


Yes - guess who got him to talk again? That's right - I DID!

Chiefspants 12-21-2016 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S (Post 12632203)
RIP (from CP)

"...the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.

Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp -Iowanian" -Gaz

- Iowaninan

- Michael Scott

threebag 12-21-2016 12:35 AM
I dont think this could be said enough... **** CLAYNUS

C3HIEF3S 12-21-2016 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632204)
Yes - guess who got him to talk again? That's right - I DID!
There's only one man who can make him talk again again!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...80169d0afa.jpg

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12632206)
I dont think this could be said enough... **** CLAYNUS
You're losing 17-1. Better get your cronies out to vote.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S (Post 12632207)
There's only one man who can make him talk again again!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...80169d0afa.jpg

I will do it for Christmas - how does that sound? Shoot me a PM - if he sees my message he'll post.

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:40 AM
Gaz really liked me - FAX not so much.

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632212)
Gaz really liked me - FAX not so much.
Wendy meets a draftabulator.....

That was pure greatness

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 12:44 AM
I wish I had that video.

It won the internet that decade.

threebag 12-21-2016 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632210)
You're losing 17-1. Better get your cronies out to vote.
Go check out pawnmowers white knight thread after the banning.

"ban BlackBob" thread... The one where SNR was told to take his shit to Facebook.

I think the Mods have it right

Merry Christmas

Simply Red 12-21-2016 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632213)
Wendy meets a draftabulator.....

That was pure greatness
it was good! I gave him his credit at the time - I've messaged Gaz - we'll see if i can pull this off again.

threebag 12-21-2016 01:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12632014)
ASS11/GoChiefs brings
Gayday with Clay
Gif'd Up
Stats to back up outlandish claims
And undeniable love/hate of the Chiefs
Never wavers in his love/hate
The ability to unite and devide the board within the same thread...

Blackbob aka Tiggerupperuncle brings
Punter setup stats
Defense attorney for Alex Smith
And not much else.


Poll forth coming.
Is Claynus your Uncle?

dlphg9 12-21-2016 06:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12632230)
Is Claynus your Uncle?
Is Tigger your uncle?

Reerun_KC 12-21-2016 06:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12632230)
Is Claynus your Uncle?
Dude be more creative. That's already being played.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-21-2016 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12632206)
I dont think this could be said enough... **** TIGGER NUTSUCKER AND HIS HYPOCRISY.
"If your naughty uncle has a needy knob,
dial 1-800( slurp! )BLAKBOB"!

RealSNR 12-21-2016 07:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12632215)
Go check out pawnmowers white knight thread after the banning.

"ban BlackBob" thread... The one where SNR was told to take his shit to Facebook.

I think the Mods have it right

Merry Christmas
Because I was totally serious about that thread :rolleyes:

Not at all like I was mocking Tiger for constantly chirping "Ban ______" whenever somebody gets too irate about Alex Smith.

And you're the exact same ****ing way. Probably over 1000 of your posts are "Ban Claynus!!!!"

If you want the real culprits who bitch about banning people, it's you and that dick lamprey known as Tiger Uppercut.

TigeRRUppeRRcut 12-21-2016 07:12 AM
Just come out and say it already reerun, you think I'm sexy. And that's alright. I don't judge.

rico 12-21-2016 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12632212)
Gaz really liked me - FAX not so much.
Why in the world did FAX not like you??


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