Would you bang a 70 year old?
 

I think a LOT of guys here would including some of you young whipper snappers! :D

Here is 70 year old and iconic soap opera star of All My Children, Susan Lucci.

It might smell like moth balls and Luden's honey coughdrops, looks like well done roast beef that was run through a shredder, but what the hell I'm game! ROFL

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Banged your mom... Does that count?

I'd do Raquel Welch every night and twice on Sunday, she's still one hot momma.

She doesn't move her arms when she dances though.

ZING!

Sure. If I was 70.

Not that one.

I'd prefer not to even think about it.

What does she look like when she isn't painted and taped up?

Who am I kidding? I would just to say I did. :D

Wait. Aren't you 70?

I met this woman at a bar a few years ago (this is a pic from Life Magazine in the 60s).

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...ure-id50655388

She was probably about 65 at the time. She also was very forward and all over me. She had fake boobs which were holding up fine. I probably would have gone for it except her face looked pretty brutal. I just couldn't get past that. Damn if I just could have gone back in time.

No ****ing way.

Sure, why not. The older I get, the less nasty older women get

sure, when im 128. she'd have to be on top though.

what's the oldest mouth you've been in?

















as a dentist that is.

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Christie Brinkley for sure

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Anyone who says no is gay

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

Big yes to Christie... Susan a yes too.. even though it would be like having sex with a jar of mayonnaise.....

No

Christie Brinkley yes

isn't she 63? That's about as far as I'd go.

HELL YEAH!!!! But I'm 56....

If you're into cremated ashes who the hell am I to judge!

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She's got 7 years to go.........:hmmm:

Here's another hot 70 year old!

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Christie has had face work.

Here's 75 year old Ann Margret

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Unnatural. Like I said, women that old aren't meant to be poked.

Tape worms. She has to have tape worms.

Almost, that's why I only bang girls in their 20's, that way, together, we average around 45....

After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest ****ing post I have read. ROFL You have no mother****ing clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

Yup. We had an issue here in Phoenix a few years a ago. Sun City had a real problem with all the old people ****ing in their retirement community hot tubs. Was a rather big story here. LOL. God bless them.

I'll tell you in 20 years. But I definitely have no problem banging a 50 year old

I hit 43 yesterday, and in the real world it's extremely rare for me to find someone older than 30 or 35 that I find attractive. Which basically means I'm out of the dating game for good. Someone half my age ain't happening...

In Hollywood years, there's some in their 40s that I'd do.

But these wrinkled old prunes?

No ****ing way. Not at this point. Maybe in another 10 years.

Susan Surandon is still bangable. She's 70

I think the 40's are a hot time for women. I've found them to be quite horny as well.

Menopause is setting in at 50ish so get one now, while supplies last.

Women go two ways after menopause: one good and one bad. You just need the good ones because they are like horny alleycats! ROFL

Sarandon is much, much better.

Sorry bud, gotta say no. HOWEVER...Simply Red would have a soapy tit whack off session with her.

Oh go **** yourself you old ****.

:rolleyes:

No not that one.

I'm 60, and mine still works just fine. No blue pills needed!

Not buying it, if she took a shower shit, you would be all over that.

My exact thought before I opened this thread.



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Bang her? No.

Morgan Fairchild was a hot ass old lady

What about just receiving head and calling it a night? If so, I'm in...

FYP

Yeah... but I draw the line at 71....

Just spit on it and give her hell

You're goddamn right I would! JFC am I the only honest guy on this thread!

You have no idea what you are talking about. Are you 12 or something?

and live stream it, should be about 5 minutes

Science finds a way...

Where? I see a googily-eyed old cat lady.

Sarah Palin? No thanks.

gross

Loochy, any Macho gif or Warrior sprinting to the ring would have also been acceptable.

According to you, I can't because it wouldn't work anymore. Has erectile dis-function been a problem most of your life?

uh no

Pricks go limp, pussies dry up and women are unable to have children at that age. Obviously there are some exceptions but for most people that's how it is. The human body isn't meant for sexual activity at 70.

Only when I was trying to bang your wife. She finally got it up with her mouth though.

76 YEARS OLD!!! :wayne:

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Who is that?

You kidding me?

Raquel Welch!

Honest to God, I didn't recognize her. I probably should have recognized those cans.:D

Raquel Tejada has aged like fine wine......Hispanic women age better than any other ethnicity I've seen, possibly Swedes and French women are a close second and third

Agreed! Her and several other 70 year olds are still hot.

Very appropriate that your post is #69! Yes I would!

Suzanne Somers makes the 70-year-old threshold.

Marilu Henner is only 64 but would seem to be a good bet in a few more years.

Not necessarily her....but hell yes

I prefer this one....