Trevor Jizz named Donks starting QB
 

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...ng-quarterback


Oh Knowmooooo... you've got some splainin to dooooo

Paxton Lynch is ****ing terrible.

Right decision.

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he ain't dancing no more.

God we dodged a bullet on this guy.

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not good company.

I don't think he's as horrible as many here make him out to be.
His ceiling to me is average but he's not horrific.

the draft day meltdown over this guy was epic.

Allow me to post his response from the other thread.

He is somewhat Alexual Smithian but he does take shots downfield because he doesn't have the wheels.

Yep, It seems like only yesterday Donk fans on here were cheering what a brilliant move Horseface made by jumping in front us to get the steal of the draft. ROFL

And if there is any team I would want to have Alex 2.0 it's denver.

This.


Holy shit.

Lynch will be doing what he loves most in a couple years...loitering in gas station parking lots, smoking skigs, talking about cars.

Eh. It could work. Imagine if Smith didn't have the legs and knew that he had to rely on his arm to make plays? Not necessarily outstanding but not shitty either.

This news should make Chris Collinsworth happy. He has a boner for this guy.

The Broncos have named Simien as the guy who is going to get the daylights beaten out of him in Kansas City this season.

"Limitless upside"

Give me a ****ing break.

Good, good... swept him last year, gonna do it again this year

LMAO


It's going to spread like AIDS, Joey. Be careful.

The Doink game was a thing of beauty.

The doink heard round the world!!!!

Lmbo when your promised guy can't beat out a mediocre QB from Northwestern.

John Elway's hand-picked, traded-up for guy.

I mean, if anyone should be able to know, it would be Jesus Elway, right?!

This Fail is so full of awesome.

There's more, though. it isn't just that Denver's first round QB doesn't appear to be progressing, or that Denver traded up. There have also been several discussions that Denver traded up to choose because KC was going to pick Lynch. So we dodged a bullet, Denver got a crappy QB and they lost draft choices.

If Knowmo's Donk sources said Lynch was much improved and looked awesome during the offseason, why the **** should we believe them when it comes to Chad Kelly? All they got is college tape.

Oh, but Chad Kelly has grown up they said? Guess what. So did Tyler Bray when he entered the NFL.

That's who Kelly probably is. Tyler Bray. Chad Kelly is a ****ing moron and always will be a ****ing moron. And ****ing morons don't cut it at QB in the NFL.

Elway's last prayer is this Sloter ****face.

Good ****ing luck, Blowjack Horseman

:clap:

The best part is they just gave Elway an extension. So he will have to keep trying and failing at the draft a QB thing. Actually, it's the whole drafting thing in general that he has problems with. Love it!

He hasn't demonstrated he can keep a head coach, either.

Without a real QB, I'll bet Vance Joseph gets two seasons before he's fired. Three tops.

If Semen doesn't show big improvement Elway make a move for Brees or some other aging vet. There will be coming up and they are expensive. He would have to trade but it's the last year of several players on defense.

We lucked out there if Andy & Dorse were seriously thinking about drafting Lynch.

He definitely wasn't anything special at Northwestern.

Please somebody tell me Chris Collinsworthless isn't in Madden 18 ? I can't stand his voice **** him go away.

**** Donk Forever.

Tebow would of done good in Denver but elway panicked and signed five head.

I dont think Lynch fits an AR/Dorsey profile...he's too dumb/flaky. They would have noticed during an interview. They baited Horseface because they knew he was desperate..and it worked.

I dont see Paxton as a prototypical WC QB at all...Chiefs wanting him was just rumor...and they never confirmed it. They could have just as easily let this bogus information intentionally "slip out"... a little payback for Sanders.

It would be stupid for them the say one way or another...as baiting future drafts would no longer work.

You do realize coaching has a lot to do with QB development. His fate was sealed the day he was drafted.

PGM isn't in this thread yet? Would have lost a lot of money on that.

IDK why Trevor Jizz is so amusing to me. I guess it's the simplicity of it.

I think short term Semien is the better pick, he can manage the game and let the d do the heavy lifting.

Long term I'd rather roll with Lynch in that I don't think he's going to do much developing in the bench but who knows

It doesn't really matter. Lynch is a bust. The Broncos will be in the QB market again in 2018.

Siemian isn't the dumpster fire some of you guys are making him out to be. He lit our secondary up last year. And he can get better. He may not be a superstar, but he's more than serviceable. I'm thrilled that the Donks seem to have missed on the Lynch pick.

So glad they jumped in front of us to take lynch. We are so fortunate.

He might've lit us up the first game, but he was absolutely terrible in the second game. I expect him to look a lot more like the latter against us this season.

It's still early to say for sure but that's the issue. I'd wanna know 100% what he is. Throw the guy out there and let him play.

I also think they're a sleeper for cousins next though, though I think he ends up in SF

ROFL

jizz is a decent qb but im not scared of him. He wont amount to much in the league. Just be an alice smith type qb, just good enough to keep a starting position and keep his team out of the important games.

Normally I'd agree, but the guy is just flat out too stupid to be a legit starting NFL QB. I've been saying this since about a week before the 2016 draft when I heard him speak and looked up his Wonderlic.

For a 1 year starter, he isnt terrible.

59.5 comp %
3,401 yds
18 TD
10 INT
84.6 Rate

Looks ominously similar to Alex after 13 years.

Yes, some of those pearls of wisdom from the CP brain trust should be bumped

and this a great thing for CHiefs fans. haha, they failed.

Sure, he and the whole team fell apart that game.

Denver let the first quarter get away quick. No two ways around it, they were down 7-21 @ Arrowhead before the 2nd quarter started with a beaten up OL and no ground support. Couple of blown coverages on Hill and Kelce and it was over. And, Trevor was playing through an injury - no excuses, KC beat their ass.

That was 2016... it wasn't all doom and gloom. I'm optimistic at this point.

I don't think this was a "let people think it's true rumor" it's been pretty well known we were trying to get him, but thank god it didn't happen. I remember an hour before this years draft seeing Ian Rapaport say we were making the most noise and thought no way bullshit and sure enough we did. The future is bright my friend.

His ,stats are comparable to Mahomes this preseason. He's really not that bad ,he's just not flashy.

LMAO Nice.

He's totally not flashy and needs to become comfortable with the fact that he's won the job now twice, so take the reigns and make the steps towards being a more vocal leader. The 'aw shucks' persona needs to be shelved, you've earned the job and are are the starting QB for this team... be that guy.

He put up better stats than Alex Smith in some ways and they only went 8-8.

Our squad>>>>>>their squad.

I'll say it right here: I'm fine with Simian being the starter, knew it would be him all along. IF the o-line can get it together Denver can compete with him at QB.

The denial is strong with you guys ROFL

Well, we'll soon know how it all shapes up for 2017. Took an OT doink FG for KC to win in Denver. The Broncos were beat up in the second half last year with a first year starting QB.

I like their chances this year... Trevor isn't nearly as terrible as many of you hope or believe. Let's say he is Alex for right now, I'll take that with an improved ground game and guys not named Thomas and Sanders contributing as threats in the passing game.

Denver drafted a QB and is now developing him to be a starting QB. He may turn it on this year and ummmm improve his play.

I love the assumption that Semen is guaranteed to improve because he is young

Did RG3 improve? Foles? Kaepernick? Geno? Brock? Bortles?

I can do this for days

The game can be played both ways.

:homer:

You guys see Tyreek Hill in your nightmares. He owns your @ss.

Not everyone is a pregnant woman.

Trevor Jizz makes me laugh too. Every time.

It's funnier than Casshole and that kills me

Nah. There's been a roll reversal. I'm not the one with unrealistic expectations. Nice try though.

LMAO Role reversal.

Meh, I can see Denver slowly deteriorate since they lost a HOF QB, the best defensive coach in football, and have a new Head Coach. They will still carry some success, but it's a matter of time before things go below .500.


And Elway better pull his head out of his ass with drafting, or they will turn into the Herm/Pioli Chiefs within a few years.

Congrats on catching that. You're a genius.

Care to talk football? Ever?

Semen is probably Alex without the mobility. I think he has a good floor. The problem is his ceiling is low.

"Trevor Jizz." Well done.

Brutally true. Moving up in the first round to draft a backup quarterback is just one of a multitude of his drafting sins.

Chiefs were beat up the 2nd half too, we lost most of our front 7.

Holy shit. A Broncos fan capable of being objective and even critical?

Quite a few Bronc fans on here are awesome if you aren't a toolbag to them. If you are they will troll your ass like it's currency.

Trevor seems to be good at throwing deep sideline passes. Haven't seen anything else too impressive.

It's only the beginning of year 2... give it some time.