***Official Royals vs Rockies GDT - August 22***
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Salvy returns to the starting lineup as the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash">#Royals</a> host the Rockies for an interleague matchup at Kauffman Stadium. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RaisedRoyal?src=hash">#RaisedRoyal</a> <a href="https://t.co/0kDbqhLIU5">pic.twitter.com/0kDbqhLIU5</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/900084574977495040">August 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gearing up for THE I-70 Series.<br><br>Let&#39;s goooo! 👊 <a href="https://t.co/0csF8eqqpL">pic.twitter.com/0csF8eqqpL</a></p>&mdash; Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/900100412241354752">August 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Salvy is back

I expect a win and a homer into the fountains by someone

Our Time!!

If the Rockies were in the AL I bet we would have a rivalry with them.

Let's go offense! Smash Von Miller!

Out of hospital in. In for sarcasm, criticism, Valium Vicodin and vodka . Plus whatever else they game me for pain and antibiotics. Medicine from hospital is Percocets 10. Will add to my widely assembled Vicodin strengths. Life is wonderful.

Why were you in the hospital?

He's the one with the bent penis.

?? Quadruple heart bypass on Friday. Released today. Dr says 6 months no work. Heh. YOLO.

Heh. Funny mother****er. Hope you never get your helmets.

I wish I never told you idiots, eh fellow CPers, about my broke dick. I have a broke dick. I admit it. It is true.

xztopp mult?

I also continue to battle right eye herpes. True. Inside the eye. True.

Heh. Happily married. Don't co mingle with the fellows or wannabe fellows or whatever you call these worthless trans people. They are wasting my oxygen.

ROFL

I'm just ****ing around. Glad you're ok.

I'm surprised the time off requirement is so lengthy?

Greg Holland gets the save tonight!

Salvy is back, Salvy is back!

Turn up your sarcasm meter. I am just ****ing around.

FU ump!

That's what Danny just told that ump on that last pitch

I plan to see patients starting Monday. YOLO.

Nice inning by Duffy.

Zero help from blue.

If there's one thing I'll always hate, it's Denver.

As mentioned, it would be awesome if Rockies were in AL Central. Would be a great rivalry.

I sure would like to see Moose tie and break Baboni's record this series.

Wrong, Holland would just blow the save

LoCain so streaky.

Whit scores on a wild pitch!

1-0

Shut 'em out Duff.

Duffster smokin'.

Royals Fan going all Fenway Park on a Moose can o corn.

He's looking good so far. I've missed this Duffy.

Moss should be benched. Released, anything....but playing.

Yep. Would love to trade them for the White Sux

Not anything. Released. DFA.

2.1 IP. 4 K's

Holy Arenado.

LMAO

Arenado is just ridiculous at 3B

Gordon putting the ball in play pressuring the D.

Moose can't do that. Wow.

Baseball is hilarious. There is a great play by Arenado and then the next play is as easy as they come and the players botch it.

That was a hell of a play by Arenado.

He's a slightly different type of athlete. He's just flat crazy good

Yes

**** 'um up boys!

****ing hell, Gordon!

YOU ****ING STINK GORDON!

Should have switched them or Arizona when they moved Houston over.

Prison **** said he sucks.

How much do we owe worthless Gordo?

Melk Man triple!

That was a shot

Let's get Melky home here boys.

That works

That works

Arenado made that closer than it had any right to be. What a beast.

That ball bounced as high as a Colorado stoner on meth!

More Nice....

Welcome back, Sal!

SALVY is back bitches!! Our Time is now!!

Welcome back Salvy!!!

Gentleman. The Good Royals. Salvy is the Leader.

It really shows. SALVY is the MVP of this team and it's not even close

Nice round Boys.

Back from Lowe's. Good guys winning.


Guess I'll go back down there.

I'm getting a good feeling that my awesomeness will help the team be awesome..

Home Depot > Lowes.

Take the dog. Lowe's (and Home Depot) and dog friendly, so my son always has a reason to go to "the man mall"!

"Witch" on is better????

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9B-L7mW-ws...ot-twins-1.jpg

ROFLROFLROFL

Menards > Lowes > Home Depot

Depends on what you're getting. Lowe's is closer and nicer. Home Depot is farther, dirtier and has more Mexicans. Once saw a group of Mexicans running out the exit in the Home and Garden section with a tree trimmer, being chased by a Home Depot employee trying to get a picture of their get-away-car.

This was 10 a.m. on a Sunday morning.

No Menards here.

And honestly, I just die laughing when I hear that name. My Nards!!!!

Every. ****ing. time. ROFL

Hahahah. You know you live in Arizona when.....

Tag team event.

I wanna say it but I can't. I know what happens if someone says it

Thnak God you replied. I thought I was the only straight guy left on the board!

Say it. **** scared.

Coming out of the closet?