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In58men 08-22-2017 06:45 PM

Jon Jones busted for roids, title stripped
 
What a douchebag.

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kstater 08-22-2017 06:46 PM

See ya in Bellator in 2 years dumbass

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KCUnited 08-22-2017 06:48 PM

I'm shocked

Pablo 08-22-2017 06:48 PM

People still watch UFC huh? Thought that was a mid 2000s thing. Like watching World Series of Poker.

CoMoChief 08-22-2017 06:50 PM

lmao what a ****in idiot

well i guess there wont be a lesnar/jones fight anytime soon....or ever.

Sassy Squatch 08-22-2017 06:54 PM

So the UFC is royally ****ed now, huh. Rousey lost all her star power, McGregor is about to bank 100+ million, and their superfight of Lesnar vs Jones just got blown up

raybec 4 08-22-2017 06:59 PM

UFC will be fine, but this shouldn't surprise anyone.

Skyy God 08-22-2017 07:00 PM

Just let them all use roids.

BlackHelicopters 08-22-2017 07:02 PM

Who?

Buck 08-22-2017 07:05 PM

Jesus

WhawhaWhat 08-22-2017 07:08 PM

https://i.giphy.com/media/cO0dlKKyFGc5q/giphy.webp

Urc Burry 08-22-2017 07:10 PM

There's no blaming this one on dick pills. It's a shame. Dude should have gone down as the best fighter in the history of the game

UFC will still be fine, even if Conor only finishes out his contract.

vailpass 08-22-2017 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 13030924)
Just let them all use roids.

Absolutely. And hgh.

threebag 08-22-2017 07:25 PM

And fight to the death

Chiefs=Champions 08-22-2017 07:29 PM

Cormier is the real champ

Baby Lee 08-22-2017 07:29 PM

I don't follow that closely, but is this the bout where Rogan tried to interview the losing party while he was sobbing over his failure?

EDIT: Yeah, that's the one. DOUBLE rough

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Daniel Cormier&#39;s post-fight interview was rough <a href="https://t.co/CK1PPr1SD2">pic.twitter.com/CK1PPr1SD2</a></p>&mdash; TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/891527570654724096">July 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/30/1...concussion-mma

Pants 08-22-2017 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13031025)
I don't follow that closely, but is this the bout where Rogan tried to interview the losing party while he was sobbing over his failure?

EDIT: Yeah, that's the one. DOUBLE rough

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Daniel Cormier&#39;s post-fight interview was rough <a href="https://t.co/CK1PPr1SD2">pic.twitter.com/CK1PPr1SD2</a></p>&mdash; TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/891527570654724096">July 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/30/1...concussion-mma

I actually think that this will let DC live with himself again. He can now rationalize his loss to an extent.

cooper barrett 08-22-2017 09:23 PM

He was balling because he bet the farm on himself and lost, he should be happier now but he still lost the farm.......



Can someone explain the paperwork to get your money back when this happens :D:D:D

Eleazar 08-23-2017 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 13031012)
And fight to the death

Two man enter, one man leave

wazu 08-23-2017 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 13030924)
Just let them all use roids.

And swords.

hometeam 08-23-2017 07:53 AM

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alnorth 08-23-2017 08:15 AM

This really ****ing sucks

Eleazar 08-23-2017 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13030890)
People still watch UFC huh? Thought that was a mid 2000s thing. Like watching World Series of Poker.

It seems like there are very few people who follow it closely, but there are plenty of people who might tune in once in a while to see a bunch of fighters they know nothing about pummel each other. They don't want to see wrestling or people dancing around, they are bored by technical fighting. They just want to see a street brawl. In that sense, one fight is as good as another.

Personally I think boxing is far more interesting even though I wanted to like UFC and followed it somewhat during the mid 2000s like a lot of people did.

alnorth 08-23-2017 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 13031912)
It seems like there are very few people who follow it closely, but there are plenty of people who might tune in once in a while to see a bunch of fighters they know nothing about pummel each other. They don't want to see wrestling or people dancing around, they are bored by technical fighting. They just want to see a street brawl. In that sense, one fight is as good as another.

Personally I think boxing is far more interesting even though I wanted to like UFC and followed it somewhat during the mid 2000s like a lot of people did.

Its like boxing in that there are a few die-hard fans and a TON of casual fans who tune in a couple times a year for huge events.

Beef Supreme 08-23-2017 08:36 AM

The Martian Manhunter is on roids?

alnorth 08-23-2017 08:54 AM

If there are no mitigating circumstances ("tainted supplements") and if the B sample also comes back positive, then the maximum penalty under the UFC's USADA program is a 4 year suspension, since this would be #2 for Jon Jones.

That wouldn't completely end his career, but holy hell thats a long time.

Mecca 08-23-2017 08:58 AM

I pretty much give up on UFC, to many changing cards, stripping of titles etc etc.

Also he supposedly tested positive for turinbol something east German athletes used in the 70s, no reputable lab even makes it now, atleast according to Dave Meltzer.

Chief_For_Life58 08-23-2017 09:00 AM

you gotta wait and see how this plays out. Alot of stuff is on the banned list. Like if you eat a banana it has some side additive that is banned by the commission. If would not surprise me though he was on steroids. when i was watching that fight I was like damn he looks super shredded compared to his past appearances. He probably did some type of cutting/endurance steroid. But then again you think he is stupid enough to do that? He really didnt think he could beat cormier without doing some type of steroid? idk

vailpass 08-23-2017 09:08 AM

It's funny that they let these guys beat the living shit out of each other but they draw the line at steroids.

Mecca 08-23-2017 09:12 AM

Also the more stringent testing is going to hurt the popularity if this keeps happening.

alnorth 08-23-2017 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 13031992)
Also the more stringent testing is going to hurt the popularity if this keeps happening.

There really aren't very many fighters testing positive, most of them quit taking shit and aren't even trusting supplements anymore.

Jon Jones is just exceptionally stupid.

Mecca 08-23-2017 09:38 AM

JDS just got pulled from an event for a testing issue. It's not just Jones.

alnorth 08-23-2017 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 13032047)
JDS just got pulled from an event for a testing issue. It's not just Jones.

The UFC has almost 400 fighters on their roster and are doing literally thousands of tests a year. The few positive tests make the news.

ToxSocks 08-23-2017 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13030890)
People still watch UFC huh? Thought that was a mid 2000s thing. Like watching World Series of Poker.

That's kinda how i feel about it too. I haven't purchased a fight since GSP was a thing. They've lost way too much star power.

Mecca 08-23-2017 09:53 AM

Jones can join Rousey and Lesnar in WWE now lol.

vailpass 08-23-2017 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13032075)
That's kinda how i feel about it too. I haven't purchased a fight since GSP was a thing. They've lost way too much star power.

Let them juice up and fight naked. That'll pick up ratings.

alnorth 08-23-2017 10:17 AM

lol, I just realized that DC is probably going to win the inevitable LHW title bout now that Jones is stripped, and he'll spend the next couple years getting shit on and boo'd by the fans again.

Its like DC held a monkey's paw and wished to be a UFC champion someday.

Otter 08-23-2017 10:43 AM

A 30 year old man still trying to play gladiator bends the rules? </br></br>If anyone is surprised by this it's your own fault.

beach tribe 08-23-2017 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 13030946)

This just kills me WTF is this?

I know who it is, but what kind of context is going on here?

I cannot stop laughing at his and I don't know why.

Otter 08-23-2017 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 13032088)
Let them juice up and fight naked. That'll pick up ratings.

I'm going to have to disagree with the naked part but I'm all for allowing athletes to juice up to the gills if they so desire.

beach tribe 08-23-2017 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 13030946)

This just kills me. WTF is this?

I know who it is, but what kind of context is going on here?

I cannot stop laughing at his and I don't know why.

beach tribe 08-23-2017 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13032156)
I'm going to have to disagree with the naked part but I'm all for allowing athletes to juice up to the gills if they so desire.

Yup. Pump em full.

I don't give a shit.

ToxSocks 08-23-2017 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 13032175)
This just kills me. WTF is this?

I know who it is, but what kind of context is going on here?

I cannot stop laughing at his and I don't know why.

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vailpass 08-23-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13032156)
I'm going to have to disagree with the naked part but I'm all for allowing athletes to juice up to the gills if they so desire.

I was going for the full gladiator thing but I"m certainly not married to the idea.
At least not for the male fighters.

cooper barrett 08-23-2017 01:17 PM

Cage comedy is making a comeback...

I remember the Joe Piscopo rift about juicing and small dicks

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 13032088)
Let them juice up and fight naked. That'll pick up ratings.


Garcia Bronco 08-23-2017 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 13031979)
It's funny that they let these guys beat the living shit out of each other but they draw the line at steroids.

I've always thought the same thing. But idiots think steroids make you instantly strong. They don't. You still have to train and lift. The only thing the roids do is make you heal faster to do more lifting and training. Same thing with Bonds....yeah...he was juicing...but he still had to hit the ball from major league pitches. Pitchers trying to beat him....and they rarely succeeded.

OldSchool 08-23-2017 01:48 PM

This surprises nobody.

beach tribe 08-23-2017 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13032184)
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OK, well.

I'm not laughing anymore. Thanks.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-23-2017 04:28 PM

Cormier might have been crying due to losing against Jones, but sobbing like that is also a sign of an acute brain injury.

Pueblo Chieftan 08-23-2017 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13032631)
Cormier might have been crying due to losing against Jones, but sobbing like that is also a sign of an acute brain injury.

Do you have a link for this, also an explanation..


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