Where the hell is Laz?
 

Hasn't posted since May 1.

ive actually wondered that a couple times recently. :D

Probably said **** it after we finally drafted a QB in the first.

No need to hang around and bitch.

Come back

We miss your glistening body

He probably got tired of being dog-piled on. He didn't seem like the type that would just take it and keep on moving like some of our other punching bags.

I actually sent him a rep message telling him to hang in there and that i appreciate him being a CP member. I know those constant dog piles can be tough sometimes.

I mustve missed that....hrm..

I'll have to go back and look at some of his posts from around then..I don't really remember anythign out of the ordinary from him, although I have never given him rep - pos or neg, and he has never given me rep - pos or neg...so maybe we were to ships passing each other in the night.

I don't ever remember thinking anything other than he seemed pretty cool...

who piled on him?

I legitimately didn't realize he hadn't been posting lately.

He's saving up all his "Bill Self sucks!!!1!1!" comments for the basketball season.

who?

Who cares?

Guy was among the most consistently inane and occasionally flat out reeruned posters around.

thank you sir may i have another. :D

It got to the point where he couldn't really post w/o someone jumping his ass.

I just looked....the day i gave him the +Rep asking him to hang in there was May 1st.

That must've been the day i thought the dog-pile was over the top. Last time he was seen was May 1st according to Fraz-tits.

Coincidence? Probably not.

Laz Diaz is at a ballpark tonight.

{checks posting history...}

The Dee Ford thread? Hmmm.....so Laz runs off Fax and there's a nominal chance that Staylor and I ran off Laz. FAX HAS BEEN AVENGED!

Eh, probably not. Nobody stupid stays gone forever.

Didn't realize he was so disliked. At least by a few. Sad that another long time poster has gone MIA.

Can't really speak to the whole dogpile thing. I personally I tend to stay away from them, except for extreme cases like tigger. Internet dogpiles are for ****s who'd beat up old ladies in real life if they were joined by ten of their friends, except they don't have ten actual friends.

Didn't realize he had been MIA for so long. Hope all is well.

He rep messaged me back that day....part of his message "...It does get frustrating when it seems like some people have the specific intent of hounding my every post..."

So it seems like the dog-piling was at least on his mind.

No, he'd just go polluting multiple threads with the same stupid, disproven tripe and then get surprised when someone in another thread would call him out for the same dumb stuff.

Stop doubling down in multiple threads and it will stop seeming like people are dog-piling on you.

I understand what you mean, i've gone after him at times as well. I think we all have. What i remember about that particular day though is that it felt like it was getting out of hand. Maybe it was that day...maybe it was that week, i don't recall.

But it was enough to make me feel like i should offer some encouragement to him, which is something i've never done.

Gut Feeling,

He's Dead.

dog pile on me mother ****ers. alex smith would kick mahomes ass in a street fight. under water boulders and shit.4321

ps. blow me claynuss

DOes anyone else find anything about this picture odd??

I clicked on members list and his last log on is N/A

http://i.imgur.com/qe2JcQR.png

That doesn't mean anything - it just has do with his personal settings.

You can go to any member's profile and determine when their last post was.

If I remember correctly he didn't have a problem with Alex so CP had a problem with him. He must have had his fill of the twenty dick circle jerk/cult

Internet Mourns As Message Board Loses Another Original Member To Real Life Priorities

Iirc, he was having some health issues or at least I think I remember him mentioning that at one point,

Hopefully he is well

What ever happened to Mr. Samsonite?!!!?!?! I miss him so much!!!!

He has nothing to post about unless he gets pissed in the KU Repository thread.

I didn't know we had a Rat Fink among us :#

I never had a problem with Mr. Laz then again I never really read any any of his post I just looked at his avatar and figured he knew what he was talking about.

Yeah it is a sweet avatar

Jesus Christ you're dumb!


True story

I care. I enjoy his perspective and he is a fundamental part of this place for me.

Yeah, it's unusual for somebody with as many posts as he has to just quit, whether he was being ****ed with or not. But I hope it's that and not the alternative.

I sure as hell didnt always agree with Laz, but also never quite understood some of the animosity he generated, either... we're only talking football FFS, its not life or death

Hopefully his absence isnt health related

Well the Royals threads have been much better without him.

The type that only posts during a bad game or a losing streak.

What was he getting piled on for? I looked up his most recent posts and didn't really notice a pattern.

Anyway, he was a fellow grouchy old bastard and I hope he's ok.

He used to do the lords work in picture threads.

I'm never clever enough to post anything good but I enjoy the hell out of an outsider pileon. Shyguy krystie tynes and the like. My god those are hilarity. CP at its best.

Yeah, us grouchy old bastards need to stick together.

Hey, watch who you're calling a grouchy old bastard, you grouchy old bastard!

Laz never said a cross word to me as far as I can remember. I hope he's not having health issues or anything else.

Amen

I thought Laz was fine like anyone I read his posts and either agreed or disagreed. What happened did he compliment Smith at some point to get blasted. Anytime I see people post that they blasted him because he said some dumb shit is probably a self important swell headed blowhard to begin with. Most likely has no use for any ones opinion but their own.

Laz can **** off. He was worthless cry baby bitch.

Same here. He had some odd takes sometimes, but he was one of only a dozen? here that didn't frequently get red-faced obnoxious and terse if ever disagreed with.

WTF, am I the only one who noticed the Shemale wrestling and Midget porn tabs on Pawnmower's browser?

ROFLROFL

Like he'd even be embarrassed about that.

ROFL

I think Pawnmower has made me laugh more than any poster I've ever encountered on any forum.

LMAO I think he knew it was there and wanted to see how long it would take for someone to notice it.

Freaking hilarious.

seriously in my defense i was on a friends computer

guys

i am not into shemale wrestling at all and i dont know how this happened

LMAO

So you're copping to the midget porn?

Who doesn't love midget porn?

lol....yeah, I figured he probably even did it for us to see and laugh.

Sooo....what are some good sites for midget porn?

Asking for a friend.

Baaaaahahahahahahhhahhahaha

That is amazing.

Obviously pornhub.

ROFL

He has an underappreciated sense of humor that is willing to let people that don't get it think less of him.

As for Laz, I tend not to agree with him but he never really annoyed me. Running off Fax is a massive sin though. I miss him dearly.

How the hell did dartgod hack into my computer to see my tabs??? You guys are seriously good at computer stuff

I agree!

And with Laz, I never really interacted much with him, but when I did, it was usually him responding to a post of mine that wasn't even directed towards him with some sort of a snide comment. It'd always be so random. I'd just kind of reply with "mmmmkay...not sure why you have a problem with this post and not really even sure if you are being serious...?" That is basically the extent of my experience(s) with Laz.

ROFL

Me either. Another CP old timer chased away. Sad!

#1 CP greatest deadly sin - not hating Alex Smith. It is also #2 - #100000000. People here can be complete douchebags if you dare to say anything nice about Smith.

I like it when a guy keeps his avatar over a long time so he's easy to recognize. His was/is a good one.

Oh **** right off with that shit.

Yep - I'd imagine people wouldn't even recognize me if I weren't incessantly jerking off in front of my TV....................

I hope you drink a lot of water.

This is how they may find me...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDsdR-BXoAEMxbB.jpg

That's how I felt after my fast...

Well, I don't remember him bullying FAX or if that's why FAX left, but FAX was a great poster. Hopefully that wasn't what happened, and hopefully FAX will reappear too.

Anyway, Laz if you are lurking we hope you are doing well in health and in life.

bullshit

just dont be a moron, transparent agenda driven single player worshipper bandwagoneer and people won't treat you like one

oh and by the by

I took a look at Laz's last bunch of posts and 1) I saw nothing involving any spats over alex , and 2) I didnt see anyone being a douche to him


so i call bullshit on your post

ROFL The way to say it now is that you were hacked. You age is showing :D

yes

actually something happened with my mccaffee virus scanner and i think somehow my computer was infected and those were pop up windows

i actually think dartgod may have somehow forced my browser to go to that site because later on i woke up after a nap and i did see some trannies wrestling. nothing sexual but it was still there.

by the by

I do like a little wrestling but i have never really gotten THAT into tranny wrestling. I actually much prefer like just well built, solid females who look strong.

this may look NSFW because there is alot of grunting and you might get a boner but its pretty harmless, just explain to co worker what mixed wrestling is

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I'm pretty sure at this point even McCaffee himself is "infected."

Yeah, I'd say that about covers it.

As for the whole 'he didn't hate Alex' angle - hardly. Many folks around here don't hate Smith and don't get dogpiled for it. I don't even hate Smith; I just think he's run his course here.

And frankly, my memory is that Laz was of similar mind - he was hardly some kind of Smith nutchugger like that group of 10 or so merry morons that think he'll just hold off Mahomes until the rapture comes.

I never found him informed or insightful enough to be threatening, offensive or...interesting. But ultimately he was an unrepentant idiot who would just keep bouncing from thread to thread, week to week, making the same tired arguments that he couldn't support. That's just annoying.

That said, I hope he just got tired of being wrong all the time and left. I don't recall any health issues but if he had them, I hope they didn't get the best of him.

To be fair there are people on here whose entire identity is hating Alex Smith. There are also posters who have become nothing but commenting on people hating Alex Smith.

The Mahomes era will be an interesting transition for both ends of the spectrum.