What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving?
 

Poll coming faster than the Mayflower across the Atlantic.

Pick THREE items on the poll.





Edit: football on the line should be football on the lawn. You know, like the Kennedys used to do.

breast thigh and leg? :D

I’m really not a fan of Thanksgiving.

B4pole

1st, 2nd and 3rd bourbon.

sharing with Indians, thanksgiving football, and rain man threads.

Sex with the mother in law.
Checking out my sister in law.
Sex with the sister in law.

Pumpkin Pie with A TON OF WHIPPED CREME.

SMOKED turkey. That is the way to do it. SMOKE THAT SHIT.

Tons of ****ing CAPTAIN MORGAN RUM and EGG NOGG.

That's a hell of a poll. So to speak

**** Donk Forever.

Turkey. Long weekend. Sleeping in.

Day 1 leftovers, day 2 leftovers, and day 3 leftovers.

My thinking as well. Rain Man has a plethora of time on his hands it seems.:hmmm:

This a million times !!!!:clap:

Turkey, dinner rolls w/butter, mashed taters

Unbuckling my belt, loosening my waistband, and not losing my career for doing so.

Not having to watch Clay and BillAy watch the game together.
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Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.

If it weren't for the stuffing and the green bean casserole, I'd work Thursday.

Not watching Philip Gaines on tv on thanksgiving x 3

Family, food and football. The 3 Fs of thanksgiving.

There's no room in my life for half-hearted polls.

Frolicking sexually with the turkey.
Frolicking sexually with the turkey and my significant other at the same time.
Watching my significant other frolicking sexually with the turkey.

Tryptophan

"Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume"

You know, I've never been a "role play" or "sexy dress up" person.

That said if the wife dressed up like a fräulein at Octoberfest I'd probably be willing to put up with family for a few hours...

Family, friends and food, I'm good. Love each and every one of you degenerate bastards, have a nice holiday.

Turkey, tators, and gravy...

I wanna go here for Thanksgiving

See that?

It's like he's talking to me there...

There isn't nearly enough in turkey to make you tired. It's the carbs and fat that make you want to sleep.

I reject the premise as there's no pecan pie option.

Leftovers.

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Turkey. Wild Turkey. No jive turkeys (no work)

You had me at "Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ "

Food, football, tryptophan induced coma nap

My family used to have huge get togethers for the holidays, all the younger folk would go outside to throw the football around etc... but those days are long gone

All of the 'glue' people have passed on, now its usually just myself, ma, and my two kids

Dinner rolls
Napping
Long weekend because of work.

Two of those items could be combine for some of our planeteers, visiting relatives at the uncrowded strip club is a must in the trailer court.

It used to be that way for my family too. My brother and I decided we were going to be the glue people for our family. Between all of our kids and grand kids and our dad we get it rockin pretty good.

Hookers, blow, and I can't think of the third

Good on you and your bro for holding things together, it makes holidays sooo much better when everyone reunites

All thats really left of my family either...

a) now live on the other side of the country

b) are Jehovas Witnesses now, and so do not participate

c) are only an hour or so away, but have become too good to bother now that all of their kids have their own kids... and so they have their own thing with their in-laws etc

I had to eliminate it as a poll option in case people had nut allergies.

Piece of white bread with turkey, mashed potatoes, covered in gravy for lunch the day after Thanksgiving.
Then starting to get good and drunk so I don't go to the gym for a guilt workout.

Favorite part....The end....

Kate Beckinsale

Thanksgiving just started here on the east time zone. picking up 3 growlers of Scotch ale, drinking a couple of bourbon barrel aged 14.5% rye ales and am going to go home and stare at the ladder and tell myself that they will clean themselves...

Tomorrow, I invited a friend over for dinner as her family is too far away and she wants to work the weekend.
I am doing Sous Vide prime beef fillet (cold smoked then dunked) served with stuffed and smoked potatoes, Italian sausage stuffed and smoked onions. Spaghetti squash with a scrimp scampi butter sauce. "Cherry Brandy Bon Bon" ice cream (Recipe from the old WW's in Independence) cake with chocolate moose layers for desert.

I'll be posting fictitious sex stories in the "Clay needs to get "laid" thread as this gal and my SO are pretty good friends...

Hoping the weird uncle still has some of that weird in him that makes the holidays, "holidays"

Travel well, be safe, don't tear any condoms...

1) My drive to Fankfort, KS. I've been through Wamego, KS 25 times, every time on Thanksgiving Day. I'm sure it's a great little town. It's always closed every time I'm there.
2) Cranberry Sauce. Get away from me, I want a lot of it. The jellied kind shaped like the inside of the can!
3) Lemon Cake. My grandma's recipe. I'm going to make one today. Great with milk.

If O'Mallys in Weston was open, and they are, and Reeder was preforming??? the ride home in the dark might be more fun. :D:D:D:D Maybe a B+B with Mrs Gblowfish??? May I suggest the Benner House?

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Looks like a treacherous drive...and it is 12 minutes out of the way...https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Inde...39.7055548!3e0

I bet the Lions-Cowboys ratio was different when Barry Sanders was playing.

I not that big of a fan of most of the traditional thanksgiving foods, but I like a leftover turkey sandwich.

It's good getting together with the family too.