The Miami Cutlerfish
 

So, what does the CP know about Miami? Their RB Drake looks pretty good. Suh is still there making OL nervous. Cutler wasn't good before and isn't good now. What say the masses???

We lost to buffalo, giants and the jets....

Miami will give us all we can handle. Gonna need MVP!

They're not a very good team. Weak offense


They were outclassed by the Raiders in Miami. Chiefs should win.

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If the chiefs come out and play with the enthusiasm they have the last 2 weeks, they should skull **** them

If not it’ll be close

They also just beat the Patriots. Not a team to look past.

Next win clinches the division so we should be ready to rape faces.

Jay Cutler doesn't give a shit

Nahhh, he's just "unflappable" or maybe "unfappable"

Win against the Dolphins then we can see MAHOMES vs Denver. PBJ

Oh shit I hadn't thought about that. I doubt they would do it though.

Why? It would be a perfect set up

Miami better than the Giants

Momentum

If we clinch Week 16, I hope we use our starters in the first half in Denver.

Don't feel great with Mahomes being protected by our second string line in Denver, though

Just seems like Reid and company are scared to run him out there due to controversy.

I would LOVE to be wrong and hope it happens.

Worse than the Chargers

Desperate team still in the playoff race. Plus defenders in the front seven. Good skill position players.

I don't think this is gonna be easy.

Good one!

And risk embarrassing smith in the process? You have to let the leagues MVP finish this season.

The controversy started the minute they traded up for him though

He needs to play

I was at a Xmas party last night at a friends house. Met some people there who were wearing Chiefs shirts and watching the game.

I dont know that they knew Mahomes was on the team.

Wouldn't it be fun if we lost and our playoff spot came down to the last week, in a game @ Denver?

LMAO

Classic Chiefs blunder scenario there, fam!

Dolphins are getting throttled in Buffalo, so their year might be over before they get to KC.

Yes we know you would love that. Please predict a Phins win. You are good karma lately.

Must have gotten those chiefs shirts for Christmas and just became fans lol

I agree, most of the time. But he clearly did against the Patriots, you could tell he was very interested.

Cutler is in full on dgaf today

I got the Chiefs by a touchdown, actually.

Gonna be cold so better get Hunt going

yep, never put losing a game they "should win" past the Chiefs, people on here should know that by now

Gonna be very cold. Hunt should be able to run well, don't think the defense will want to tackle him too much.

yet, IIRC, another loss by LA or the fade puts us in?

Any Charger loss wis us the division. Plus one Raider loss

I’m calling it a loss. I can just see it play out in my head. Dump the last 2 miss the playoffs. :Lin:

None of that Buehler! We are going to crush Cutler. Revenge from 2015 is coming.

Is this post for ****ing real?

Two wins over non-playoff squads, whom the Reidians have beaten with shocking regularity over the last five seasons, and you go back to being a complete ****ing homer?

I'm ****ing disappointed, man.

You know better. Don't do this to yourself.

Negative Nelle

We historically look like dogshit in Miami, throw in how they played against NE and 'take nothing for granted' should definitely be the team mantra this week

Psst.... the game is in Arrowhead.

LMAO well we historically look like dogshit in Arrowhead too!

go be a beaten down pussy by yourself, bruh. You'll always have SDH shoved firmly up yo ass as company, as pawny tickles your tiny nutsack...

The Dolphins aren't a playoff team either

Preparing for the worst. Hoping for the best.

Just getting tired of the Clay's raising their noise levels past a reasonable decibel level. We have a 90%+ for being the number 4 seed. That means playing someone like TN at home. That means we win a playoff game, something we haven't done forever.

We have been dealt a hand, Lets see how well we play it.

Last time we faced Cutler, he was with a crappy Bears team, and he beat us on a last second play. He's a lot like Phyllis. When he's good, he's very good, but he's a career .500 QB. I'm also worried about Suh, because he's a dirty player. Chiefs have played to the level of their competition this year, and weird that our only win against the AFC East is beating Hoodie in New England. We need this game, and shoud NOT overlook these guys.

Chiefs have been humbled plenty. They won't overlook anyone, at this point.

Tennessee beat us in Arrowhead last year. ROFLROFLROFL

I've watched this team for too long to get REMOTELY excited by being a 4 seed.

We won a playoff game in 2015

Against a team who isn't even starting the same shitty QB now. ROFL

So after Miami lost today they need to win out and need Buffalo to lose out?

I get it. But as shit as this team looked for 6 weeks, I’m hedging.

Oh yeah, hope the line is looking forward to the challenge... I wanna see snot dripping outta their noses, and rabid dog foam drooling from their mouths

And if he gets dirty, his knees need to be snapped like celery sticks

Someone remember to give Alex a gentle sedative. Calm those happy feet. Composure, grass hopper!

oooh!

And you were the most aggressive seller of the Chiefs at the lows. Your Chiefs-failure-gift-posts were raining from the heavens until the team showed up the past two weeks. The Chargers are a non-playoff team because we swept them. We beat the Patriots and Eagles and were there with the Steelers until the end.

No one expects miracles or magic. You have the Chiefs by a TD against the Dolphins? Pretty good. The Titans beat us at Arrowhead last year? They won on a last second field goal that wouldn't have happened had Reid not given Succop two shots by trying to ice him.

No one needs to be a complete homer. But two weeks ago people were trying to blow this whole team up in part because of your step-off-the-ledge encouragement. Now they're recognizing we may not be that awful.

Sorry they disappointed you by not completely imploding. As you know that's not how the Chiefs were going to do it this year. We were always going to have another avenue of hope open up.

That doesn't make any sense. That's like saying Baltimores 2010 playoff win didn't count because Cassel doesn't start anymore

The Ravens winning the ****ing Super Bowl two years later might change that argument.

Face it. That win over the Texans meant nothing and means nothing at all.

It was the football equivalent of fake news.

Yeah. And it's ****ing BULLSHIT.

They are a ****ing troll franchise.

****ers.

Well once Mahomes wins a couple Superbowls maybe the 2015 game will count:rolleyes:

No. That team is long gone. That team had an elite defense and an elite running game. And it counted for nothing because..well...you know why. :rolleyes:

The defense allowed 27 points in 22 minutes
Knile was our starting running back. He fumbled.
Avant, Kelce, and Wilson were our receivers

It was a longshot.

Wild card is not a "real" playoff game, wild card is a reason for more TV revenue. It't the only reason it exists, Eliminate the WC and the bye and you have playoffs...

Maybe you should start watching chess. I hear it and poker are sports. Both would suit you well.

When 2 idiots fight who could possibly win?

This team isn't near as good as that 2015 squad.

This has all been an exercise in futility via game manager and I want it to be over so ****ing bad.

You lost credibility in the 2015 Chiefs discussion when you described their rushing attack as "elite."

6th in rushing, 3rd in YPA.

Pretty elite.

And isn't that because people thought West and Ware were a joke once Charles went down and tried to shut down our lord and savior Alex Smith?

Cutler has diabetes so he is always trying to get his insulen straight.

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Trump!

If we lose to Cutlahhh I just cannot

Pictures? really? Pictures?

You have cuck tendencies bruh

tendencies?ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

WE'RE EIGHT AND ****ING SIX.

GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, MAN.

Regular season records don't mean anything in January

Disagree 100%.

It's so hard to go on the road in the playoffs.

We should wear white jerseys in the home wildcard if we get it. Teams wearing white jerseys are 5-0 in Arrowhead in the playoffs since 1995

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