Alcohol sausage and bacon I am screwed
 

Come on not bacon please dont be bacon.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/h...booze-12585028

Alternate approach is to go heavy on those things so your immune system grows strong from all the Cancer-fighting.

I'm not in this game looking for safety.

Meh. I assume everything gives you cancer these days. I've been training my liver for the past 6 years heavily so that when I'm off the alcohol it'll be a God damn machine.

If the Brits cant eat bangers and drink Guinness there will be a new war in Europe.

I’m going to keep eating bacon until I am on that show, “ My 600 lb. Life.”

There's organic bacon and sausage. It's the stuff in them to preserve them, isn't it?

LMAO

Are you trying to live forever? Living long enough to see a millenial as POTUS sounds like a nightmare.

If bacon is wrong, I dont wanna be right.

Get ready. Some millenials will be old enough to be president in the next election.

Man the Hologram Memes you all are going to brain-forward each other when David Hogg becomes president are gonna be worse than the Boomers.

ROFL

Good lord, please take me. :p

Can you get cancer if you're pickled?

I survived 8 years of Obama without whining and crying complain not so much. Maybe a tantrum will be in order for them paybacks a bitch.

Every time I hear of one of these stories, I think of Jim Fixx the famous fitness person who died of a heart attack at 52 when in perfect health.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Fixx

I say screw it, bring on the booze, bacon and red meat! :drool:

News flash, living on crap food and booze will shorten your life.

Bacon is not crap food unhealthy sure but crap food no way.
https://s3media.247sports.com/Upload...92/7592541.gif
https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/u...finger-wag.gif

I'm disappointed with the thread title. I was expecting alcohol infused meats... :(

This is my theory on the method of survival

Keith Richards says NO