Dumbest mofo on the Planet. FINAL vote!!
 

Choose carefully as only one dumbass will reign supreme. Top vote getting dumbass will be crowned in a ceremony lead by Father Pawn.

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Will come down to Loon vs. Sweets

DC vs Romper

View from the cheap seats:

BEP and TJ don’t belong on the list
Carcosa is still finding his way in the minors, has not gone pro yet
JJ Dinosaur has his story and he’s sticking to it. Can’t fault his sincerity.
Black Ops is comedy gold plus I’m convinced his condition is medical
Sweets, I enjoy his work as I’m not a smart man

Which leaves two.

Taco John deserves to be on it for the sole fact that he has restricted registration on his website and does all of his tin foiling here.

Yup, he truly is a dumb sumbitch

That's pretty much how I feel. If Claynus vanished from the board forever I'd buy a round of drinks for everyone but I like SDH's work. And they're kind of cyber cohorts.

:shrug:

Please read JJJ’s posts here before voting!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=315602

DC losers. All of you. You let partisanship run your lives like a bunch of f-words.

You want to win this, don't you ROFL

He should start a thread in DC asking people to vote for him.

I am with you there my friend. He provides plenty of lulz moments at the expense of more deserving cadidiates here. Of course I dont go through life with a twig in my anus either :shrug:

I’m just ****ing with you. There is only one in this cocked-up conclave that is deserving of the title and it’s not you.

hmmm


I think this is more of 'I got trolled by _______'


most of the front runners arent really 'dumb' as much as obnixious or trolololin


but all that being said, im going to stick to the actual instructions and try to vote for the dumbest person

I'm sorry. You can't vote for the dumbest person. Nobody nominated you.

Im sure the irony of this statement is lost on you...but should I point out that youre the dipshit who believes the earth is 6000 years old...and has been nominated by everyone...and made the finals because everyone is voting for you..


the fact no one nominated me , and yet you are nominated and winning round after round should be a clue to you


but , with your reerunation of logic and inability to think clearly...I doubt you grasp this

See. That's why I think that you're the Dumbass. My view of Creation is based on the facts presented in God's Word. You are judging me and hating me for that. You may think that makes me a dumbass, but I would be willing to bet that when it comes to actual intelligence, I beat you in every subject. But keep on hating and think what you want. I couldn't care less. Dumbass,!

Are we really going to do this again here?

Thank you

I saw this coming a mile away lol.

You have my vote. I wanted to vote for you at least three more times

Not even Bible Boy or Loony Lizard can stop Sweets from ascending to dumbassdom

Is this guy allowed to campaign right outside the polls like this? Can we get an official ruling?

It's not an act

I nominated his dumb ass

The nomination committee must have been out ****ing old Shep and didn't see it.

Dead last??? What the ****???? I am Pissed Off

n00b

How Loon Iguana isn't running away with this I'll never understand.

jjdinosaurdouche should be running away with this. Looniguana is just a partisan dumbass that stays in DC. jj spreads his stupid everywhere.

Loneiguana isn't "just" anything. He's the preeminent CP dumbass. Fringe religious beliefs don't hold a candle to his dumbassery.

We will have to award 2nd and 3rd with honors as well. Such a balanced vote for these dumbasses

Nomination was too late. The slate was full with dumberasses. All others picked were the dumbest of the dumb.

Complete bullshit. Loneiguana isn’t much different than many of the other crazies in DC. Taco believes everything is a conspiracy. Read the entire 911 was an inside job thread or the Vegas shooting thread and tell me he isn’t a certifiable reerun. BEP is of the same ilk with her “I’ve read” or “ I’ve heard” comments on every subject and then quickly running away when she is shown to have her head up her ass.

I will say jj has made quite the meteoric rise lately. Turned this into a three horseface race. In the past Sweets would have taken it in a cakewalk. Loon is just some nut. Either way you have to be a dumbass to post some of the shit these guys puke out.

I honestly have no idea who you are

Lone Iguana already has the DOTY award and he is closing in on number two!

Neither Taco nor BEP belong in this contest. I'd put loneiguana in ahead of you.

Eat shit bitch!!!!

Take off your DC colored glasses. If you can’t admit that a poster who actually believes a pedophile ring is being ran out of a DC pizza joint, 911 was a false flag, the Vegas shooting was perpetrated by the government, the Florida school shooting was fake, and Donald Trump is actually playing 6D chess is a dumbass, then maybe you should have been nominated for this list as well.

ROFL

You DC Trumpers crack me up.

QFMFT

Damn, LoWo.

You gonna take that shit, pat?

Dinny

LMAO

What happens in the event of a tie. Co-winners?

He should be running away with it, it must be a conspiracy.

:clap: exactly


JJ shouldn't even be mentioned, he is a true Chiefs fan, nothing dumb about that.

I'm sure he's a dipshit but it looks like all of his votes are from fellow DC dipshits. Or the vast majority of them. He at least keeps it confined to there and doesn't expose the rest of the board to his dumbass posts like BEP.

Does anyone else wanna bet that BEP is a closet MILF?

I think you're right

I don't venture into the DC, so a lot of these people are off my radar. I guess I'll have to go with SDH just because I think that's one of the dumbest user names ever.

Taco is crazy. He believes too much stupid shit to ignore. I mean people keep talking about JJdinosaur fan... guys... Taco also thinks the earth is 6000 years old. Actually quite a few DC'ers believe that. I don't think he's a bad guy, but his interpretation of reality is... unique.

I think the top two vote getters are enormous assholes and engage other humans on the teenage boy level, but not the dumbest. Not with Taco on the board.

Maybe that's why they get the top votes. Being completely unable to engage with other humans in a non-hostile way demonstrates a pretty high level of emotional stupidity.

I got four votes...so suck it losers! :) Granted half of those were from the resident Donkotards. The other was by a poster I have never seen...but apparently started a thread called "Rape and Midgets".

I wasn't even included in the preliminary polls...and jumped all of those two bit amateurs straight to "turd circle". That is called RESPECT!!!

Giant Meatball knows who his daddy is...well, he probably doesn't but still.

Dinosaur Jr is homeschooling his kid, not even giving it a chance at rising above his dumbassery. Ultimately that's what swayed my vote away from Taco Pizza.

You were a victim of circumstance

Damn. You posted this too late

Victim...hell no. I'm quite honored to be in consideration for the "worst of the worst" award. That's no easy achievement...

Nope. Two dumbass vote off.

Damn, what a battle

FYP

Let me know before you call it, so I can slip one to old Sweet's.

Didn't you **** up making the first poll...and it showed no results? The irony is rich...maybe you should have included yourself.

Just sayin...in the future, when you want to make a "dumbest poster" contest...it's probably best to make sure it works first...for dramatic effect.

I double posted the thread and forgot you could add a poll to make it into a different heat...yeah same thing as tin foil loon ass conspiracies, jesuits, and dinosaurs ****ing about in the Iron Age

Will do. It will be tomorrow evening around 7 or 8. This one is going to the wire

I didn't start a thread about the dumbest posters and **** it up....ROFL. Own your own dumbassery...Timmy.

Instant karma never sleeps...

All the mods voted for Sweets, heh

He has swept that demographic for a long time.

I don't know why, but I can't see the votes on any of the polls. I've tried from my phone and my PC. Oh well, I know who my persecuted are. Lol. Let's see. SDH, Pablo, Fish, Lewdog, Carcosa, Lonewolf, kCUnitef. That's off the top of my head. I doubt that the other 7 are much of a surprise. I just have to think of the guys who have been attacking my faith.

Is there going to be a similar poll for mods?

Did you try clicking on any of the numbers in the total votes column?

Nah man, that’s science.

I wouldn't sweat it...it's just a bunch of fat, bored dudes on the internet. The invisible mob lynching...

Threads like this are what middle school girls create on Facebook during a Saturday night slumber party....nice work Meat Ball.

Like I said earlier...I am honored to be included among such a distinguished group. They dont seem to give a rat's ass what the botched masses think.

I did get voted "dumbest" by someone who started the "Rape and Midgets" thread...that's pretty amazing.

Nope. I didn't know that you had to click on it to see it. Thanks. Now that I see the list, I actually am surprised. Several of the names are posters that I never even heard of. Lol.

Making a strong push I see.

I'm not bothered by it. I told my fiancee and we've been laughing about the whole thing. I know that none of them have ever met me and are only voting me as dumbass because they hate being told that what they choose to believe may be wrong. Whatever, that's up to them. I choose to believe the Word of God. I choose to be open about that. And I expect the majority of people to act just like these guys are acting. My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,was treated much worse. He was laughed at and ridiculed, then beaten and hung on a cross to die, where he was again mocked and ridiculed. These guys are just using hateful words. I'm pretty sure I can handle that.

A strong push for what? 3rd? Lol. The 2 real dumbasses are battling it out for supremacy. I'm not even close.

De nada.

He cornered the market on Mods and Alexsexuals.

First marriage? I thought you had a child?

Pretty sad that I didn't get into the Finals

**** yall

Let's up the stakes - three of the finalists in this poll get Miserable User'd at random. Well, three plus Rudy, because he just plain deserves it. Thoughts?