Florida News: Man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago Tourist
 

Couldn't find this in another thread, but very CP-worthy, offseason especially.

http://abc7chicago.com/man-with-no-a...?sf193547862=1

MIAMI -- A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene.

A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital.


CP PLOT THICKENER...

Pretty sure this is the same armless homeless guy you may remember from t his viral video from 2011...


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wow that's an r/nottheonion worthy thread title

Heh. Reminds me of the old bell ringer joke. :D

Sounds like he was all cut up.

Alcohol may have had a hand in this.

case will get thrown out..he was unarmed at the time

The guy was defeeted handily

Dude's a real cut up.

Someone asked him "can I give you a hand with that"......and things went downhill from there.

It wasn't me, it was the no armed man

and he didnt kill his wife!

You guys are slipping.....

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I hope this isn't another "hands up don't shoot" incident!

What do you call a man with no arms that stabs people?

Prick.

:eek:

Well, his defense says he wasn't armed!

Thread. Over.

I am sure the tourist wasn't worried beforehand. After all the other guy looked (h)armless.

Come back and fight you YELLOW BASTARD!!!

Florida

I can tell you this: he's not going to get off with a slap of the wrist.

At least he has a leg(s) to stand on.

What do you call a transgender man with no arms?


Eilene.

Cut his legs off and that would stop this behavior.

LMAO.....

BOOOOOOOOO!!!it's a one legged woman named eileene

:clap:

:thumb:

you are so mean ROFL

i bet he gives great armpit in all seriousness. :D

LMAO. WTH was I thinking. Total fail on my part. I blame it on lack of sleep.

I want to put money down on this guy in the gladiator tournament.