Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 24 - loochy versus Beef Supreme
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers Starting Distance - 23 feet loochy Main Weapon - Trained attack falcon Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 8 Minutes Special Factors - None Beef Supreme Main Weapon - Scalpel Bolas Backup Weapon - Lasso Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - You are made aware of a very small pit that is cleverly camouflaged with sharp spikes at the bottom that is relatively distant from the starting point of the match. Your opponent is unaware of said pit. |
Falconry for the win.
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Isn't Loochy nearly blind? He is not going to see that pit, fall in, get impaled, Falcon will feast on his blood.
But I love the New Weapon. I want a Falcon in Round 2 Please. Waiting to vote after I hear the Gladiator Contestants. |
WTF is a scalpel bola? I'm going to have to google.
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I was kinda hoping for a Dilldozer.
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I have the Falcon so I have no need to move at all. Posted via Mobile Device |
If a scalpel bola is one of these, but with scalpels ....
http://slinging.org/forum/yabbfiles/...s/DSCF4896.JPG ... I am taking out some mall shoppers and giving no ****s. |
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So it's pretty much a flail with scalpel blades on it? https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....14GQHY5hTL.jpg Posted via Mobile Device |
Gotta go with the beef on this one and it's not even close.
I'm sorry loochy. If it makes you feel better you can lie next to me in the dead CP gladiator corpse pit. |
Like a young Vincent D'onofrio, I will command the mall like a mall ninja with a gift certificate to Spencer's Gifts.
http://www.quietearth.us/img/s/Scree...22%2022.27.jpg |
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I haven't voted yet.
Loochy, please describe how your Falcon is going to kill Beef Supreme |
Trained attack Falcon is the coolest weapon yet
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Untrained falconer, how the shit is he going to get the falcon to attack me and not the crowds of other mall patrons?
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Beef Supreme is untrained with his flail and will probably end up slicing himself up as much as the bird. Then all I have to do is walk up and stand on his skull and crush it. Posted via Mobile Device |
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Beef will be broke apart in mid-air. |
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I'm leaning loocy here, but the question is whether the bird can inflict enough damage for death since he has no weapon. I guess if the bird is on Beef's back shredding his ass, he might drop a weapon to be used against him if he gets the bird subdued. Mother****er, those birds are the shit of nightmares. |
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B. If it does by some remote chance try and attack me, good luck getting through the helicopter of death I am spinning above my head. C. If it somehow manages to get through that, I will bite its head off like Ozzy on a six month bender. Then use my knowlege of the secret pit with spikes to lure loochy to his death by impalement. |
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I need to know:
1) What kind of Falcon is this? 2) Has it been trained to attack Humans? 3) Does it eat at Chic-fil-A? |
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2) yes, in a LaSean McCoy fashion 3) yes, it enjoys fried chicken |
Going with beef supreme. Falcon not remotely guaranteed to attack the correct person out of everyone.
Now he can attack with bolo or lead to the pit. |
Well if it eats Chic-fil-a the odds may have shifted. If I am at a mall that has a Chic-fil-a, there is a good chance I will be seduced by the Chic-fil-a and forget all about the gladiator match. If the falcon is trained to attack Chic-fil-a, he will probably be attacking me. But he better bring his "A" game because I will cut a bitch for Chic-fil-a.
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Have to go Beef Supreme here, though the falcon is probably the coolest weapon thus far
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I never thought their sandwiches were "all that". I've always been drawn to their waffle fries. Mix some mayo and ketchup (which I hear is now referred to as "fry sauce") to dip them in. |
The battle ends with Beef Supreme in the food court, dining on Chik-Fil-A's new Falcon Nuggets while loochy tries to figure out how to get the spikes out of his spleen. Beef Supreme moves on to Round 2.
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This is gay. Posted via Mobile Device |
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loochy did the delete motion which caused the falcon to peck at his eyes, falling into the pit in the process.
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(Clicks on the pictures forum, looks around for a bit.) Nope, not gay. |
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