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TLO 07-19-2018 08:42 AM

Wal-Mart toe-sucking suspect arrested
 
LINCOLNTON, N.C. (AP) — Police in North Carolina have arrested a man accused of sucking on a woman's toes at a Wal-Mart after convincing her that he was a podiatry student.

Authorities say Michael Anthony Brown was arrested Thursday night at his home in Concord. He was turned over to Lincolnton police. A Lincoln County magistrate set his bond at $50,000 on a charge of assault on a female. It's wasn't immediately known if Brown has an attorney.

According to police, Brown is a registered sex offender.

Detective Dennis Harris said the woman agreed to try on several pairs of shoes at the store in Lincolnton. Harris says at some point, the man stuck her foot in his mouth. Police say when the woman became upset, the man offered to pay for her groceries.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...om/amp/6699147

loochy 07-19-2018 08:42 AM

Dude, I'd SOOO let someone suck on my toes if it meant free groceries.
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tooge 07-19-2018 08:44 AM

She nailed it

Baby Lee 07-19-2018 08:45 AM

Still no updates on the butthole tickler?

Dartgod 07-19-2018 08:50 AM

Photo of the victim:

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NewChief 07-19-2018 08:52 AM

My hometown had a dude that did this repeatedly. He got busted for it in the 1990s, went to jail, then got busted for it again in like 2011. He was called the "Toe Suck Fairy." Entertaining because Conway is also famous for Toad Suck Daze (which is a festival in the area based on some local myth about drunk rivermen sucking on toads or something... there's an area called Toad Suck by the river there).

The scary shit around this, though, is that if they have a compulsion/fetish at this level, they could be ill enough to become a serial killer. The guy in Conway told one of the victims that he wanted to chop off her feet and suck on her toes while she bled to death. So yeah...

Simply Red 07-19-2018 08:58 AM

Christ, What toe **** is wrong with people?!

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

TLO 07-19-2018 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13635159)
Christ, What toe **** is wrong with people?!

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

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Simply Red 07-19-2018 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13635167)

Thanks

TLO 07-19-2018 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13635169)
Thanks

No, THANK YOU! :clap:

MarkDavis'Haircut 07-19-2018 09:26 AM

Michael Brown sure gets around!

Simply Red 07-19-2018 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13635170)
No, THANK YOU! :clap:

:clap:

Fish 07-19-2018 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 13635144)
My hometown had a dude that did this repeatedly. He got busted for it in the 1990s, went to jail, then got busted for it again in like 2011. He was called the "Toe Suck Fairy." Entertaining because Conway is also famous for Toad Suck Daze (which is a festival in the area based on some local myth about drunk rivermen sucking on toads or something... there's an area called Toad Suck by the river there).

The scary shit around this, though, is that if they have a compulsion/fetish at this level, they could be ill enough to become a serial killer. The guy in Conway told one of the victims that he wanted to chop off her feet and suck on her toes while she bled to death. So yeah...

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lcarus 07-19-2018 10:32 AM

How sexually gratifying is it to suck on someone's toes? Then how sexually gratifying is it to suck on a stranger's toes that doesn't want it....at Walmart....

Simply Red 07-19-2018 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 13635301)
How sexually gratifying is it to suck on someone's toes? Then how sexually gratifying is it to suck on a stranger's toes that doesn't want it....at Walmart....

yeah - does not compute.

lcarus 07-19-2018 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13635306)
yeah - does not compute.

It really doesn't. And this from a guy who actually likes feet. I don't have a fetish, but I can appreciate nice feet. Gargoyle feet are a big turnoff.

ToxSocks 07-19-2018 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 13635315)
It really doesn't. And this from a guy who actually likes feet. I don't have a fetish, but I can appreciate nice feet. Gargoyle feet are a big turnoff.

Hands too. A woman has to have nice, slender hands with healthy nails.

Stubby short fingers on a woman are a huge turn off for me. Don't touch me with those nasty hobbit hands.

RealSNR 07-19-2018 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 13635301)
How sexually gratifying is it to suck on someone's toes? Then how sexually gratifying is it to suck on a stranger's toes that doesn't want it....at Walmart....

Pay for loochy's groceries and you can find out

loochy 07-19-2018 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 13635335)
Pay for loochy's groceries and you can find out

This is correct. I just ran out of bread. Hurry it up.
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SuperBowl4 07-19-2018 11:09 AM

I can finally walk around barefoot again. :clap:

MMXcalibur 07-19-2018 12:15 PM

Pffft, goddamn copycats.
I'm the original Walmart toe sucker.

Baby Lee 07-19-2018 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 13635473)
Pffft, goddamn copycats.
I'm the original Walmart toe sucker.

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Beef Supreme 07-19-2018 12:32 PM

Add toesucking moron to the CP lexicon

TLO 07-19-2018 12:34 PM

Do any of you participate in toe sucking with your significant other?

Baby Lee 07-19-2018 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13635507)
Do any of you participate in toe sucking with your significant other?

Has anyone NOT 'started the journey' at a clean foot every once in a while?

Now, I'm just talking a smooch or two, like stepping onto the porch and stretching a bit before a jog. . . Not making a meal.

But no, can't recall ever having a toe in the mouth.

lcarus 07-19-2018 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13635334)
Hands too. A woman has to have nice, slender hands with healthy nails.

Stubby short fingers on a woman are a huge turn off for me. Don't touch me with those nasty hobbit hands.

Agreed. Masculine hands with dirty nails are a turnoff. I don't wanna get a reacharound and look down and think it's Steve Buscemi.

scho63 07-19-2018 01:25 PM

eDave needs to weigh-in on this.

I wonder if he sniffed them first before he tasted them. :hmmm:

Baby Lee 07-19-2018 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 13635558)
Agreed. Masculine hands with dirty nails are a turnoff. I don't wanna get a reacharound and look down and think it's Steve Buscemi.

Reacharound?

What is she doing back there?

Nothing Steve Buscemi couldn't do, seems like. ;)

1COOLDOG 07-19-2018 01:59 PM

Tasty toe jam samwich...

Flying High D 07-19-2018 02:07 PM

Alligator toes weren’t available?

ptlyon 07-19-2018 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13635658)
eDave needs to weigh-in on this.

He only knows about licking FGs

TLO 07-19-2018 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 13635714)
He only knows about licking FGs

LMAO

ping2000 07-19-2018 03:32 PM

Please remove these people from my planet immediately.

Passepartout 07-19-2018 06:36 PM

Why would someone do that. In a public place is beyond me?!

lcarus 07-19-2018 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13635664)
Reacharound?

What is she doing back there?

Nothing Steve Buscemi couldn't do, seems like. ;)

True. And for all I know, Buscemi could give a mean reacharound.

Flying High D 07-19-2018 10:24 PM

It could of been worse. She could of woke up with his ass in her face.

TLO 07-20-2018 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 13636175)
It could of been worse. She could of woke up with his ass in her face.

At Wal-Mart? This seems unlikely.

Simply Red 07-20-2018 11:35 AM

There was a foot fetish poster at one point in one of the Kirstie Tines thread, IIRC.

TLO 07-20-2018 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13636744)
There was a foot fetish poster at one point in one of the Kirstie Tines thread, IIRC.

There's a few out there. Let me see if I can find the thread where they outed themselves.

FlaChief58 07-20-2018 07:15 PM

Jfc, how ****ed up is your brain that you get off on putting someone's nasty ass foot in your mouth

Rain Man 07-20-2018 07:47 PM

If Wal Mart tends to be the lowest in the pecking order, then would a pervert at Target suck your knees? And then ... hang on. What's going on at Nordstrom's?

Rasputin 07-21-2018 07:09 AM

What's Al Bundy (CP member) been up too?

ILChief 07-21-2018 08:53 AM

Rex Ryan is taking that bills' firing pretty tough

OrtonsPiercedTaint 07-21-2018 02:43 PM

You never know what can happen in a Walmart. While using the urinal next to an occupied stall. I heard splash and dribble sounds that had to be coming from a cell phone...

Flying High D 07-21-2018 06:13 PM

If you let him suck your toes he buys your groceries. Let him suck your chocolate starfish he’ll pay for your dinner at a 2.5 star diner.

Marcellus 07-21-2018 07:50 PM

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Marcellus 07-21-2018 07:51 PM

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Al Bundy 07-21-2018 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13637441)
Jfc, how ****ed up is your brain that you get off on putting someone's nasty ass foot in your mouth

Well, people jerk off to getting their testicles stepped on by high heeled shoes, people jerk off to getting pooped on.... there is all kinds of weird shit.

FlaChief58 07-21-2018 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 13638469)
Well, people jerk off to getting their testicles stepped on by high heeled shoes, people jerk off to getting pooped on.... there is all kinds of weird shit.

The sad part is, these mentally disabled ****s are allowed to participate in our republic

frozenchief 07-21-2018 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13638476)
The sad part is, these mentally disabled ****s are allowed to participate in our republic

Not only do they vote, they reproduce.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-22-2018 10:37 AM

So, that's what happened to Freighters. Toejam free and proud.

stumppy 07-22-2018 11:17 AM

And I thought "Squat Cobbler" was bad.:D


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