Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttock
 

In case you needed any more evidence that the Japanese are some very odd ducks...

Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.

Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.

The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.

Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.

“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”

An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.

Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.

A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.

Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07...-buttocks.html

What an asshole

Just reading that made me fart

They're dropping like flies.

Jfc

Guessing wildly, but I would imagine there's a risk of embolism. Either air being forced into a vein, or subdural air creating a clot, that is carried to the heart and/or lungs.

Man, that blows.

This story is NOT a breath of fresh air

or just exploding the rectum and body cavity, causing massive internal bleeding
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Edward II sympathizes.

Caught you before deleting.

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With friends like that, who needs enemas?

My first shop teacher made it a point to tell all of us 7th grade boys what would happen if you did this. He made damn sure none of us would be pulling a stunt like this.

And the Donkey fan wins the thread. Congrats!

Sounds like he caved under pressure.

Where exactly did you go to school that they felt this needed to be explained?

Do you think 7th grade boys might not know the damage that could cause?

LMAO

Japs don't

You know, it's not like 12 year old boys are known for horsing around.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...

Who wasn’t going to do this today before reading this?

Shocker

I guess he didn't do well....

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under pressure.

Hey!

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Reminds me of the South Park shop class episode

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2 in the pink, 150psi in the stink

Gawd dammit, I have bad timing!!

When you are worried about someone blowing hot air up your ass, remember to always clinch your butt cheeks.

If that don’t chap your ass I don’t know what will

Takes your breath away just reading this

He kept things loose in the shop frequently joking with his co workers telling them to blow it out their ass and shit like that

He literally got his shit blown away!

He was pretty down lately and his friends tried anything just to pump him up

So, these 'air compressors'.....
Do you need to have a permit to get one, or can anyone just walk in a buy one?
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His last words were blow me

His tombstone will read don’t blow just suck

Gives a whole new meaning to pumping sunshine up someone skirt.

Quit blowing hot air up my ass

We aren't topping this one. ROFL

what a gasbag!

Maybe he blew his lungs out screaming.

I really want to comment on this, but can’t.

Who'd you kill?

Blow me.

inflategate

The best part about this is that it's apparently pretty commonplace in Japan. It's in their news there like gunshot victims in Chicago.

Vaginitis flared up again?

I laughed out loud

If do right, no can defense.

LMAO

Uh, read it again.

I...had no idea this could kill someone

I don't think even the show FORENSIC FILES has covered this form of DEATH - They had a blast working together -

It can kill the wee folk. We don't yet know if it will kill regular sized people. We might have found out but for Stumpy's forward-thinking shop teacher.

Maybe they were just trying to blow the worms out? Asking for my grandma, the worm checker.

Awww, still stinging from getting your stupid question thrown in your face.


ROFL
What a dumb ****.

I'm surprised this prank hasn't killed a few people. Or maybe it has.

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Odd I haven't seen this on "1000 Ways to Die" or Darwin Awards.

I served as a Mechanic in the Army for 20 years.

There are a lot of people that think stupid shit like this is hilarious.

Power washers, sharp tools, glue, solvents, things that make loud noises and most of all compressed air. I've seen plenty of people seriously injured by stupid horse playing. And yes I have had to protect my asshole from compressed air on more than one occasion.

As a matter of fact, during my first combat tour (Desert Storm '91) a guy in my battalion was killed by an unexploded bomblet found on the ground, because the guy that found it thought it would be funny to say "Hey, catch!" and toss it into the back of the shop van he was working in.

TL;DR? People are stupid.

I never found humor in people getting hurt. America’s Funniest Videos and Ridiculousness are two shows that people love to laugh at people getting hurt.

Yikes. So the guy who was in the van got killed? That's messed up.

Power Kancho!

Arikiri if ruled a suicide, perhaps

Definitely messed up. I forgot, there is one more.

War is over. We are packed up and convoying out of Iraq and back to our original base camp in Saudi Arabia. It took over a week to get back due to the logistics of moving so much equipment out of there. We sat for days sometimes waiting for a movement order.

Anyways, on the last day of driving, less than 20 miles from our camp. Two trucks in our convoy are playing around, trying to pass each other, and one of them loses control and crashes. The truck that crashed had two girls in it, best friends. Driver survived, but the passenger was crushed and killed instantly. That's messed up. Imagine you are that girls parents. Losing their child in a war, only to find out later she died a couple weeks after the war while playing grab ass on the highway.

I run 180 at the shop. It will **** a person up

How do you know this?

I've hit my self with the blow gun many times

No offense, but you're completely misunderstanding how the pranking thing works.

My shop teacher told us how bad it can hurt you. I've always taken it pretty seriously. Pranks aren't tolerated around my place

I don't tolerate pranks, either, but the downside is a lot lower at my place. Our most dangerous piece of equipment is a stapler.

I guess someone could get thrown out a window if a prank went wrong at my place, but a lot of things would have to go wrong.

after the bullshit day i had, this does not surprise me in any way. shove it up your ass, bob!

Yeah, worst case scenario around the shop is death.

How many times has that happened?

Never at mine.

Young guy lost a hand a year or two ago across town.

While underway, a friend and I almost threw each other into the Suez Canal while horsing around. It would have been a really stupid way to get injured or killed. I am kind of surprised that I made it past 25 years old when I look back.