NFT: What are the coolest or dumbest pet names you've heard of?
 

Just thinking about this for some reason.

When I was a kid our neighbors adopted a German Shepherd/Basset hound mix, it looked like a full size Shepherd with short legs. I used to tell them their dog was a lowrider.

His name: Robert.

WHO THE FOCK NAMES THEIR DOG A REAL HUMAN NAME?!?!?

Robert.

Here, Robert, ol' boy. C'mon Robert!

Like the dog is a lawyer or therapist or some chit.


also,
My cousin has a whippet named Devo. I think thats pretty damn cool.

I have an Australian cattle dog.

His name is chief.

I call him whatever obscenity I feel like calling someone else but can’t out of fear of repricussion. He doesn’t care. All he cares that I say is “get in the pickup”

My sister and I named the doberman puppy we got a kids, our first and only dog until we each grew up and moved out, Tramp.

We saw Lady and the Tramp at the theater, and that was about all we knew about dogs at that age.

Bark Andre Furry - Vegas Golden Knights fan/Jack Terrier

https://nhl.bamcontent.com/images/ph...24x576/cut.jpg

https://www.nhl.com/news/jack-russel...ie/c-298547174

When the Mavericks were on their Championship run I used to watch the games at a friends house and his golden retriever wore a jersey that said Dog Nowitzki on the back.

My wife and I had a cat 10 years ago. A yellow female cat. Her name was Lieutenant Buttcheeks.

I grew up with tons of cats. Grew up on a horse farm with a ton of barn cats. It was really cool watching all of their shenanigans... the territorial stuff, the cliques, the fights, etc. So funny. It did get to the point though, where the cats became inbred and we came up with some doozie names for those cats....the ones that had obvious screws loose. It was really funny throwing a male cat in the dominant alpha male cats territory....holy cow the drama that would ensue was funny. There seriously is a very noticeable social hierarchy with barn cats.

One of my buddies since 4th grade, Brooks Wheelan (he’s a comedian now...was on SNL for 1 season) had this idea where we were going to film my barn cats and dub their voices in....we even had a theme song picked out... Primus “De Anza Jig.” We planned on dubbing the black cats with thug voices, tabby cats with Mexican accents, the ones that were primarily white were white guys.... never got around to diving into that. And Brooks is difficult to contact these days.

His brother Brett was in on it too. Brett is the funniest Wheelan, IMO. Doesn’t even try to be funny, just is. The Wheelan’s all day the oldest brother, Brad is funniest. I don’t know...that entire family is a funny crew. Big Chris Ledoux fans, so of course Brett had all these ideas of dubbing in his songs.

Friend had a whippet named Li'l Bits, named before Rick and Morty was a thing. They called him Li'l Shit most of the time.

I may be off-base, but does it seem like female names work better for dogs than male ones do? I mean, you've got a few that can work for men (Rusty, Tex, Butch, Gunner, maybe Luke or Hank), but I'm having trouble thinking of many female dog names that aren't human female names.

Hell, mine's named Bailey, and it feels right.

i may have posted a q about this but:

when i adopted my first cat after arriving here, we asked the boys to name him. they all agreed, 'ratchet' for, the clank game.

unbeknownst to them, my username when i met their mother in a chat room ROFL, i can see how this must read, but anyways... and my username at the time was 'ratchet' thunderstud :thumb:

PMSLLOLROFL

Women dog owners are the masters at stupid pet names.

My buddy has 2 standard schnauzers salt/pepper (grey) colored...named them both Hans and Frans (from SNL). Thought those names are kinda funny.

My dogs name is Max, Max Headroom

My brother had a stray dog venture onto his farm. He kept it but just calls it Dog. That’s it’s name now, dog.

Midnight - Cracka - and Mr. T

We named our first cat Taco in case it didn’t work out as a pet.

My Yellow lab is named "Hunter". But he comes to "Dumbass" as well as "Asshole"

Cat is named "Joey"

I don't know why I find this so hilarious but I do.

You met your wife in a chat room?

Had a dog we named Kevin, he lived up to his name.

Have 2 dogs now, Nova and Bradley.

mine are

crazy mia tyson (boxer)
rocky belle beaux-a (boxer)
jett von kalte harte hundin(rottweiler) and i might not have spelled that right. cold hard bitch in german. like the song

and our cats are taco, tortilla (tia), tiger, and feralina.

What are you Dr Doolittle? :hmmm:

Me and the missus has or currently have dogs named General Beauregard, Crisco (mom was Cribby and dad was Rosco), a Shih tzu named Sir Turdlett among many others. Sir Turdlett was one of our stud dogs and he had many little turdletts during his lifetime.

I knew a guy with a great dane named Horace. Sounded like horse, which is appropriate for a great dane.

Got a german shepherd named Samurai, just call her Sam or Sammy.

Want to get another Huskey at some point and name him Django.

The fiancé has 2 small mutts named Juniper (I hate this ****ing dog) and the other is Kimber. Juniper is a completely worthless animal. My girl treats her like a ****ing baby and it's ruined her. I can't pet her or even LOOK at her when my fiancé isn't home or she will tremble and piss herself.

Had a cat I named KC because I'm a KC Chiefs fan. Had a boxer named Arrow due to the white on his neck that loosely resembled an Arrowhead. He was named that before we got him but we kept that name. His sister I let the kids name and they came up with Sofie. Currently, I have 2 boxers that I adopted that the original owner named Rocky and Apollo. I thought the names were kind of cool if not a bit cheesy, so I decided to go ahead and keep the names.
Our first family dog was named Sasha. Not sure who came up with that one.

So yeah, I guess I'm one of those people that names (some of) my pets human names. It's surely much better than the unoriginal names that many people name their pets.

My daughter is a huge Beatles fan.. she has two Golden Retrievers one male and one female... their names are Eleanor and Rigby...

I had a Boxer named Chief, a min-pin named Koko (kids named him), and now a pit/collie mix named Mudvayne (fiance's dog, her ex named him after the band). I call him Shit-Tube.

We have 5 fish that we named (a few feeder fish here and there, but no need to name them). One is aptly named Asshole. We seriously need to change that before our son starts repeating it. We try to remember to say "mean fish" around him instead.

We have a Vizsla puppy named El. Short for Elle. Kids call her “Elle Belly”, when she eats her belly bloats.

The white cat in my avatar is named Lucy, short for Lucifer, because she can be a mean bitch.

When I was 16-17 I got a kitten and it shit everywhere. We called it Shitten. I ended up giving it to my GED teacher. My wife’s dad used to have a cat called Mr. Nuts, cuz he had a big set.

my friend had a dog named Ducky

Two of my cats are named Starbuck and Apollo.

I had a dog named George. He was kind of stupid and cowardly. He was a stray that was going to end up being hit by a car so we took him in.

If I owned a bulldog or a pit bull I would name it Tuco.

Tuco from brebra or good and the bad and the ugly

my cat's name is Mclovin

When my lab passes I plan to get a Rotty. I want an AKC registered. Thinking I might name him "Patty Cakes"

My brothers kids named their cat “Salad”.

Seeing a grown man stand on his back deck wearing only boxers screaming “SALAD! God dammit...SALAD!” Into the night is one of the highlights of my life.

My wife talked me into taking in an abandoned cat last spring that a fellow teacher at her high school found out on their property. Brought him home and I was playing with it and he leaped up and did a back flip. My had been asking me what we should name him and I said, there can be only one name now "Ozzie." She knows next to nothing about Cards history so I had to pull up a video to explain.

Turd

That is a good one!

My cousin had a pug named The Notorious P.U.G

They called her Torry for short.

Seems odd that they didn't go with Notorious P.I.G. ;)

Human names for pets like Robert or Brad, etc always seem weird for a pet. I recently ran into a cat named Liam. I was doing inside repairs for a client and she warned me to watch out for Liam because he thinks hes a dog. Ok whatever. So this cat Liam would watch me work from a few feet away and wait till I wasnt paying attention and come steal my tools out of my tool bag. Hed just grab a tool (pliers), and carry it about 6-7 feet away drop it then repeat the process. The other odd thing about that job is she had a dog named Brad that scurried away after I entered never to be seen again.

John Wayne had a dog named Dog in Big Jake.

BSG fan, I see.

LMAO We'll see how CP takes to this one.....

I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist.

We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him ****er. We even made up a jingle for him.

Kunta the little ****er caaaat
nobody likes him because he's blaaack

My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo".

**** that. He'll always be Kunta the ****er cat in my memory.

I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door.

That was 10-15 years ago, back when people had a sense of humor about that sort of thing.

We have outside cats that we end up adopting because people abandon them near our property. If I have a cat I get them fixed no matter what.
One of my favorites was a kitten that we named Van Gogh. It only had one ear. Vet said she was born that way, no ear canal or anything. Great Cat, I miss her. She died last winter and I replaced her with Princess Meowgi

My wife and I rescued an English Pointer and his name was Turbo Boost... My wife changed his name to Derby.

We have two male Yorkies named Max and Bentley. We call Max “Maxhole” because he is a ****ing asshole and Bentley is affectionately known as Wilt because he tries to **** every female dog he meets.

My sister had to put her dog down and got a new little ankle biter replacement. I was there when she named it Toby. Every time she refers to it I yell, "HIS NAME IS KUNTA KINTE!" I wouldn't use the n word though.

I had a cat once. I don’t remember why. His name was Dog Food.

Family cat was named Alligator. It suited him.

You are really cool.

I just now noticed your avatar is two cats ****ing

LMAO

sure did yo!

/breaks quote

my brother and his wife's dogs name:

Dee
Oh
Gee

an old g/f of mine had a cat named:

clitty

ROFL

My wife's family had a black cat named Kunta Kitte when she was growing up. Had to be early 80's.

The last dog my family added is a tiny (5lb) chihuahua mix. I was against getting another dog so my wife and daughters said they'd let me name the dog if I agreed to adopt it. When I tried to name it TLO after you*** they suddenly informed me that our agreement included an option on their part to veto my name. :(

The dog is a girl so I suggested we call it T-LO (like Jennifer Lopez' J-LO) to make it more girly, but it was still a no go. :(

They just decided to ignore the agreement and named it Sophie. :cuss:

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*** Really it was for the starcraft player, TLO... short for The Little One for the majority who don't know what I'm talking about

My friend Mr. Doggity has an orange tabby tom cat named Willie who lost an eye in a cat fight. So now he's "One Eyed Willie." Truth.

I named mine 'The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile'.




Oh, you mean animals.

I've always kinda liked what Lord Cornwallis' great danes were named in The Patriot... Jupiter and Mars

If I got a new pet, he/she would absolutely have a human name. I think it would be awesome to have a cat or dog named Jonathan or Susan or Keith or Samantha.

When I was a kid my neighbors had a black cat named Gestapo.

I think they might have taken their German heritage a bit too seriously. :D

Should have named it chicken on a stick...

I had a Chihuahua/Spitz mix his name was Tippy. He had one eye and he was a bad ass. He owned our St Benard.

I resisted this for years but getting older decided this was most likely the last dog so I also named him Chief. A mixed breed with one blue eye from some Husky.

A blue heeler named JakJak. Poor dog.

I knew some people who had a Great Dane named Tea Cup, as in a tea cup poodle. Great Danes are awesome dogs, big lovers!