It's MAHOMES, BITCH!
 

Walked into to Shitsburgh, beat the pillowbiter Steelers, their lame duck coach, their rapist QB, and the NFL's buttboy refs.


Hear that shit, NFL!?

IT'S MAHOMES, BITCH.

HELL YEAH BINDCHES

HELL YEAH!

I endorse this message.

I'm so happy

Patrick Mahomes’s legend is growing faster than my boner when I watch Patrick Mahomes

RIGGED!!!

Now maybe you’ll shut the **** up about the rigged bullshit.

Kid is a ****ing phenom thus far....I expected more of a learning curve for him

anybody still say we should've kept Alex? Or drafted Watson instead?

LOL

The future isn't written.

We make our own destiny now.

The other team's QB, the refs, the past, all of it.

It's all bullshit.

We have a mother****ing Jedi Knight at QB.

He had more TDs than incomplete passes.

Spoiler alert!!

Porn is not allowed!!

(Pulls 20" hard on out and starts jacking anyway...)

I never did think either of those things.

Dam right!

DID YOU WATCH THE GAME TODAY!?

MAHOMES BEAT SHITSBURGH AND THE NFL.

MAYBE YOU'LL GROW UP AND FINALLY ADMIT THAT YOU SEE WHAT THE REST OF US SEE.

Unless you work for the NFL and get paid to push their agenda, just shut the **** up right now, old man.

I'm right, and everyone knows it now.

Excuse me while I jack off to Mahomes some more.

OMG

I know!

It's not gay if we jack each other off to Mahomes' stat line, is it??

SO.

MUCH.

THIS.

MAHOMES!!

Ah I can't wait to go to work and gloat and say "I told you so" to some Debbie Doubters LMAO i'm loving it.

I have an Alexsexual on my team at work.

Last week was a tepid "Mahomes looks good...so far."

ROFL

I'll have to bring up how Mahomes threw more TDs than incompletions and has thrown for more TDs in his first 2 games than anyone in league history...

All with no picks.

And that Alex scored 3 FGs. Against the COLTS.

ROFL. ROFL