How often do you have diarrhea?
 

It's Thursday, which means the big Kansas City Chiefs football game is still 3 days away. Ugh! So, let's kill some time by talking about diarrhea. How often does hot liquid doo doo explode out of your butthole? I'd love to get a clearer picture of the overall health of this message board. Poll forthcumming. Thank u!

I have IBS...bout 4 to 7 times A DAY!

Sorry to hear about your bowels!

AND, yet no weight loss......

Before,after or reading this thread.

I don't have to go that many times a day.

only after I get pegged

Not nearly enough for my tastes. I'm more plugged up than not most of the time. Thanks for asking.

How many beers and wings did I inhale the day/night before sandwiched with QuarterPounders inbetween so roughly 5-7 times a day!

It's good to shock the body and keep it guessing

after having my gall bladder removed a few years back, I get it more often than I'd like.
sometimes, just craving a food (Specifically fried food), will some times trigger an upset stomach.


so, I've got that going for me.

Almost always after a good day/night of drinking which these days is about twice a month.

I don't have Diarrhea as often as the Chiefs Defense.

every other day or so, with varying degress of wateryness

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Carcosa, I’m interested in how often YOU have diarrhea!

Once or twice a year - unless I eat TACO BELL!

That reminds me I just won $100 in gift cards to Taco Johns so my number will be changing. :D

Thank you for expressing interest in my diarrhea! I think I have a somewhat sensitive tummy, so stuff like Chipotle and Taco Bell can really get me, and I tend to eat out somewhat frequently. Some weeks are bad, some weeks are totally clean. So I probably average out to... once per week.

Weirdly, I haven't vomited in 13 years!

Not often enough. I like to catch up on my reading material.

You're welcome! Sometimes a nice diarrhea can feel good, really clear ya out

Never. Looking forward to your How often do you pass kidney stones thread!

Oh, that's a good one!

Answered the poll for US, but Everyday if in Mexico...

What will patriots fans think of this thread? ROFL

Probably should link them to the shower shit thread just to be safe.

NOT EMOUGH!

Another shitty thread

Why are CP members always in the dumps?

These posts are crappy

This is the turd time this week I've seen one of these

Why do we place so much fecal on the subject?

It's going to stink when the photos are posted

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Omg, me too! About once a week...usually if I wait too long to eat between meals!!!

Daily now that I’m reading PatriotsPlanet every morning.

Or this gem...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=296277

Or maybe...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=284960

And don’t forget....


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290413

I'm curious to hear DenverChief's answer

How often do you pass/birth turds in the breech position?

had to go on antibiotics earlier in the year, never had it so bad.

I have none to sell you. Stop asking.

Stop forsaking our people oh lesbian diarrhea

This thread is fail because it's listed as a food thread, not as a poop thread.

Food causes the poop

Everytime the Chiefs defense takes the field..

Everyday after my first colonoscopy 10 years ago. Doc prescribed a solution called PEG to purge my bowels. Its became the monkey on my back I just cant stop drinking it. I drink gallons at a time and have not been off the pot since. I'm about to get back out though as I have devised a plan that involves 4 feet of garden hose a 33 gallon glad tough stuff garbage bag and rubber band. This will get me mobile to get back to my favorite pastime of wheeling around the super Walmart in a mobility cart. I just love blocking ailes and making folks move for me. Im thinking that bag will set right nice in the front basket. Pray for me.

Only if I eat kfc, or anything with a lot of jalapeños.

I had Chipotle today but managed to have a fairly normal poop

only when i get the shits with the wife :D

I'm not sure what this means, but I'm slightly terrified thinking about it.

This thread cursed me.

same - and NO - I didn't eat Taco Bell - I did have leftover Chinese though. LMAO

they give each other enemas. NTTAWWT (if that's your religion)

Long John Silver

Yes!

Yes!

I do!

Wait, what?

Praise the LORD!

I think they call that a HOT CARL

We're married now!

CONGRATS!!

I didn't mention earlier - some days I have diarrhea for every second I'm awake - not often - but it has happened.

I didn't see that as an option.

Please accept my sincerest apologies!!!!

Hell... 4 shits a week is a good week for me.

3-4 times a year. Three trips to clear the system and I'm good.

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Whenever I get delivery pizza

It's not delivery.... It's digiorno!!!!! Lol

Only when SMONO touches a football.

I shit myself reading this thread....and every time Mahomes throws the long ball.:fart:

My man!

They have me on opiates for my ****ed up back/hips/neck. I don't have diarrhea nearly as much as I'd like. Senakote does help though..

Just had a double quarter pounder at McDonald's... could diarrhea be far behind???

Did you get a Coke or naw?

Carcosa, I also had a double quarter pounder for lunch today!

Did you get a Coke or naw?

Idk.. but I hope you'll stop by chat tonight!

Hell yes!

GOD FRIENDED ME

And then Jesus took the wheel???!!!

Dr Pepper

Lunch twins!

Also: I haven't shitted in DAYS.

I took some senakote and have had "loads" other success the last few days

Dr Pepper? What in tarnation are you doing with your life? No wonder you can't poop.. That shit is liquid aids

You take that back you bastard

I’m sitting on the pot right now shoot out chunks.

What can I do?

Butt plug will keep the evil inside of you.

Too late.