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TLO 10-18-2018 10:56 AM

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JACKSON, Miss. (AP) —
Mississippi officials are investigating after a dead girl was found in an oven.

Mississippi Department of Public Safety spokesman Warren Strain says police were called Monday night to a home in Shaw. There, a 20-month-old girl was found dead in an oven.

Strain says officials are still investigating the girl's cause of death, as well as when the girl may have died. The body has been sent for an autopsy.

Bolivar County Sheriff Kelvin Williams tells WTVA-TV a grandmother is being held in connection with the infant's death. The girl had been stabbed, placed in the oven and the oven turned on.

Strain says a person is being questioned in the death but that charges hadn't been filed as of Tuesday morning.

Shaw, with 2,000 residents, is about 100 miles northwest of Jackson in Mississippi's Delta region.

Sassy Squatch 10-18-2018 10:57 AM

Thanks for the depressing headline. My day was actually going well and now I feel like shit. Much appreciated.

Jerm 10-18-2018 10:57 AM

What the **** is wrong with these sick ****s...JFC.

FAX 10-18-2018 10:58 AM

Like I needed to know this ...

Damn, man.

FAX

rico 10-18-2018 10:58 AM

I hate that I even read this thread title. I wish I could unread it.

Sofa King 10-18-2018 10:59 AM

Terrible.

The Franchise 10-18-2018 11:00 AM

**** you, TLO.

Marcellus 10-18-2018 11:01 AM

Ignore thread button on the way.

In58men 10-18-2018 11:02 AM

Was this thread ****ing necessary?

Sure-Oz 10-18-2018 11:02 AM

JFC

CasselGotPeedOn 10-18-2018 11:05 AM

I wished this had happened to the OP instead.

ChiefBlueCFC 10-18-2018 11:06 AM

Just hate people sometimes, my god how the **** can people do this

MahiMike 10-18-2018 11:09 AM

Keep this crap off our football site. I come here to get away from the news.

Buns 10-18-2018 11:09 AM

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)" Keanu Reeves

EPodolak 10-18-2018 11:09 AM

Dude..this thread. :shake:

rico 10-18-2018 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 13826002)
Ignore thread button on the way.

God, I may actually use that for the first time. I always forget it's there.

Bugeater 10-18-2018 11:11 AM

Quote:

Strain says officials are still investigating the girl's cause of death
Uhhh...maybe it was from being stabbed and baked in an oven?

TLO 10-18-2018 11:15 AM

You same butt****s making these "I'm outraged!!1!" comments are the same ones cracking jokes after someome gets beheaded or dies in some other gruesome way. Hypocrites.

It's a legit news story. There are some sick bastards in this world.

KCUnited 10-18-2018 11:16 AM

It's rare that I use the ignore thread feature.

Rasputin 10-18-2018 11:17 AM

Not Florida :eek:

RealSNR 10-18-2018 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826033)
You same butt****s making these "I'm outraged!!1!" comments are the same ones cracking jokes after someome gets beheaded or dies in some other gruesome way. Hypocrites.

It's a legit news story. There are some sick bastards in this world.


You made quite the gamble by posting this thread!

Hammock Parties 10-18-2018 11:23 AM

and yet sutton lives...

ToxSocks 10-18-2018 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826033)
You same butt****s making these "I'm outraged!!1!" comments are the same ones cracking jokes after someome gets beheaded or dies in some other gruesome way. Hypocrites.

It's a legit news story. There are some sick bastards in this world.

I'm thinking CP draws the line at toddler deaths. If this person were 16 years or older it'd be fair game.

BigBeauford 10-18-2018 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 13826043)
You made quite the gamble by posting this thread!

I would say the idea was half baked.

TLO 10-18-2018 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 13826017)
Keep this crap off our football site. I come here to get away from the news.

And posting threads about how your wife's pussy smells bad?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290413

ToxSocks 10-18-2018 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826058)
And posting threads about how your wife's pussy smells bad?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290413

Damn, foo', bumping a 3 year old thread?

/slaps your wrist

Beef Supreme 10-18-2018 11:31 AM

This story is tragic and horrifying, but in true CP fashion ....here we go.

Baked? That's disgusting. Everyone knows deep fried is the way to go with toddler.

In58men 10-18-2018 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826058)
And posting threads about how your wife's pussy smells bad?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290413

You’re kinda annoying.


Gotta dig 3 years deep to prove him wrong, you really got him good.

TLO 10-18-2018 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13826066)
Damn, foo', bumping a 3 year old thread?

/slaps your wrist

Uh oh! I might accidentally bump the "How often do you have diarrhea" thread off the front page! Everyone panic and act outraged!!

KCUnited 10-18-2018 11:35 AM

Obviously this toddler isn't the only one baked.

TLO 10-18-2018 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13826074)
You’re kinda annoying.


Gotta dig 3 years deep to prove him wrong, you really got him good.

Nobody really gives a shit what you think. :shrug:

ToxSocks 10-18-2018 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826078)
Uh oh! I might accidentally bump the "How often do you have diarrhea" thread off the front page! Everyone panic and act outraged!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826086)
Nobody really gives a shit what you think. :shrug:

:rolleyes:

Now you're just looking like a half baked -butthurt stanky-vagina.

In58men 10-18-2018 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826086)
Nobody really gives a shit what you think. :shrug:

Want me prove you wrong by bumping a 3 year old thread?

FAX 10-18-2018 11:37 AM

Not to interrupt or interfere with the justification theme, but the concept of, "Two dumbs don't make a smart." was proven to be invalid logic in the Palaeolithic era.

Just saying ...

FAX

TLO 10-18-2018 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13826089)
:rolleyes:

Now you're just looking like a half baked -butthurt stanky-vagina.

I'm mildly butthurt, but I can confirm that I don't have a stanky vaginam

WhawhaWhat 10-18-2018 11:39 AM

I always thought you were supposed to bake the baby before you cut into it otherwise all the juices spill out.

TLO 10-18-2018 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13826090)
Want me prove you wrong by bumping a 3 year old thread?

The one where you almost burned down you your house?

SAUTO 10-18-2018 11:39 AM

Thanks for depressing me today

TLO 10-18-2018 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 13826099)
Thanks for depressing me today

Please just delete this thread. It's a disaster

Bugeater 10-18-2018 11:41 AM

What is the proper amount of time to bake a toddler anyway? Mine always seems to turn out tough.

MMXcalibur 10-18-2018 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 13826017)
Keep this crap off our football site. I come here to get away from the news.

Amen to this.

Jesus, this is awful. I absolutely hate reading shit like this....and I couldn’t get past the damn headline. As the father of a 5-year old, I feel like I need to give my daughter a extra big hug now.

Simply Red 10-18-2018 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 13826105)
What is the proper amount of time to bake a toddler anyway? Mine always seems to turn out tough.

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In58men 10-18-2018 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 13826097)
The one where you almost burned down you your house?

You your house, huh?

That has never been used before. You also got me good too, you’re on a roll.

TLO 10-18-2018 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13826115)
You your house, huh?

That has never been used before. You also got me good too, you’re on a roll.

Thanks! I try.

Pablo 10-18-2018 11:49 AM

Thread starting privileges revoked. Mods?

Skyy God 10-18-2018 11:55 AM

Nuthooks to the OP.

ChiTown 10-18-2018 12:01 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/Enlightene...restricted.gif

stevieray 10-18-2018 12:01 PM

That poor child.

RIP, little one.

Hammock Parties 10-18-2018 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 13826105)
What is the proper amount of time to bake a toddler anyway? Mine always seems to turn out tough.

You didn't poke holes in it before did you?

Grandma knows best...

gblowfish 10-18-2018 12:15 PM

I saw this story the other day. Yeah, this is really awful. Some news isn't worth posting here on the CP. Life is awful enough sometimes. Florida News at least has some humor most of the time.

luv 10-18-2018 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13826164)
You didn't poke holes in it before did you?

Grandma knows best...

Okay, this actually made me laugh.

Rasputin 10-18-2018 12:32 PM

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These are what kids bedtime stories are made of .

Demonpenz 10-18-2018 12:40 PM

Arthur Bryants todler is hit or miss. For something differrnt order the todler zman at okjoes

Hammock Parties 10-18-2018 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 13826242)
Arthur Bryants todler is hit or miss. For something differrnt order the todler zman at okjoes

baby back ribs or go home

jjjayb 10-18-2018 01:35 PM

Is Hansel ok?

carcosa 10-18-2018 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjayb (Post 13826304)
Is Hansel ok?

He's so hot right now (Zoolander lol)

dlphg9 10-18-2018 02:27 PM

All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

tooge 10-18-2018 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13826361)
All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

Sheesh, don't get so hot under the collar

Hammock Parties 10-18-2018 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13826361)
All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

stop being a baby

WhawhaWhat 10-18-2018 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13826361)
All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?
I don't really remember, I was too busy masturbating.

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Spott 10-18-2018 02:56 PM

Way too early to be preparing for Thanksgiving.

WhiteWhale 10-18-2018 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13826361)
All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

Humor is how a lot of normal people deal with traumatic things.

Dudes in WWI would make jokes about the faces their friends made while mustard gas killed them.

It's a coping mechanism, just like your indignation and virtue signaling.

WhiteWhale 10-18-2018 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13826386)
stop being a baby

Right.

Don't make me get my oven.

Did anyone make a baby back rib joke yet?

Sassy Squatch 10-18-2018 05:15 PM

Could we please stop bumping this thread? That headline is a punch to the gut every time it flashes in front of my eyes.

Easy 6 10-18-2018 05:17 PM

Read the headline for this on yahoo yesterday, grandma is a ****ing monster :shake:

tooge 10-18-2018 05:17 PM

Yeah, Nuke this thread

tooge 10-18-2018 05:20 PM

Serious. Get rid of it. I made a joke then it dawned on me that I know two people who have lost children. This thread is not cool. Mods, please delete

Rasputin 10-19-2018 02:09 AM

Old hag probably has dementia Alzheimer's disease and just didn't realize what she was doing. Or she just psycho. I work at a psychiatric hospital for adults. I work with people that are this bad and bat shit crazy. One beat her kids with a balpean hammer. Now mental illness is a disease and people need to be educated about it. So this thread should just bring awareness that people are like this in our communities.


Nothing surprises me. I've seen people run straight into walls.

Fish 10-19-2018 07:18 AM

https://i.imgur.com/sDQp8qr.jpg

Titty Meat 10-19-2018 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13826361)
All you guys making jokes are just so funny. This site is just littered with scum and trash. Don't get me wrong, there are a ton of people on this site that are awesome, but damn, some of you are just awful people. Who jokes about a one year old getting cooked.

I'm all ready for you scum balls to throw the insults or tell me to take a joke. All I have to say to you is go **** yourselves.

Shut up bundle of sticks

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 10-19-2018 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 13825986)
Thanks for the depressing headline. My day was actually going well and now I feel like shit. Much appreciated.

No shit. **** you, Smoke. Is this really necessary to post on here?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 10-19-2018 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 13826644)
Humor is how a lot of normal people deal with traumatic things.

Dudes in WWI would make jokes about the faces their friends made while mustard gas killed them.

It's a coping mechanism, just like your indignation and virtue signaling.

Except nobody on here is facing any sort of trauma over this. Just a bunch of edgelord, wannabe teenage gamers.

Eleazar 10-19-2018 09:04 AM

I knew some people would be posting the requisite CP diabolical puns and I wasn't disappointed

Relax people. This thread did not cause and will not cause any atrocities.

Hammock Parties 10-19-2018 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudy tossed tigger's salad (Post 13827777)
Except nobody on here is facing any sort of trauma over this. Just a bunch of edgelord, wannabe teenage gamers.

https://media.tenor.com/images/512a2...4f00/tenor.gif

El Jefe 10-19-2018 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 13825991)
Like I needed to know this ...

Damn, man.

FAX


I know, this stuff shouldn't be on the main page, its disgusting.


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