-- Getting feelers on what your two main Chinese derivery entrees are?
 

Herro,

What two Chinese dishes are your go-to for Chinese take-out?

Feel free to include apps and pu pu platter too.

Just ordered! - 1 order of Chicken Lo-Mein
side of two spring rolls
and 2 liter of soda.

Other Items I rike:
-Mongolian Beef/chicken
-Beef or Chicken Fried Rice
-SOME place's General Tsao's - (don't normally risk it)

Seriously just being silly with the Asian accent part, don't get upset.



Edit: I've done this thread before - but it was around 2006ish - I feel we need an update - as our tastes change as we get older.

赫罗，

中国外卖的中餐是什么？

随意包括应用程序和pu pu拼盘。

刚订购！ - 份鸡肉
两个春卷的一面
和2升苏打水。

我喜欢的其他项目：
- 蒙古牛肉/鸡肉
- 牛肉或鸡肉炒饭
- 某些地方的将军 - （通常不会冒险）

严肃地说，只是对亚洲口音部分感到愚蠢，不要生气。



编辑：我之前已经完成了这个帖子 - 但它大约是2006年 - 我觉得我们需要更新 - 因为随着年龄的增长我们的口味会发生变化

You racist bastard.

what ya having?

1. Sesame chicken.
2. More sesame chicken.

I like sesame chicken.

Beef and Broccoli and Chicken Fried Rice. Always.

Chicken fried rice is my go to.

I also enjoy crab rangoon

Steamed dumplings (fml) and beef lo-mien are my go-to dishes.

Very solid guys - Very nice, I'm liking all of these!

Yeah, I've had that stuff. I didn't know it was Chinese, though.

I'll post some pics in a bit!!!!

I get it because I don't stock it.

any one mix sauces!?

Triple Delight (shrimp, chicken, beef and the kind of moo goo gai pan vegetables) with Garlic Sauce

Daqian Chicken (fried)

And both of the above must come with fried rice instead of steamed.

No, I get it. What could possibly go better with stunningly sweet fried meat?

I get this stuff called drunken fried rice from a local Thai place (right?) With spicy Chinese BBQ pork. That's pretty good. Love me some general Tso's too.

General Tso chicken

Or..

Kung pow chicken



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My favorite is Daktai Pei-pei.

:clap:

anyone ever actually ordered Pu Pu Platter? what is it, anyone?

If you like General Tso's, see if any place you frequent does the fried version of Daqian Chicken. It's a more Sichuan style of General Tso's.

If I'm ever in a General Tso's mood, that's what I go with and it's just better. More flavors and usually better heat. Excellent stuff.

Sesame chicken
Broccoli beef
Fried rice
Egg roll
Happy ending fortune cookie

kung pao chicken

2 egg rolls

egg drop soup with those crunchy things

fortune cookie

im done

Pretty much exactly what you have in the OP except no Tsos chicken. Just not for me.

Red if I’m making my home made fly ri where can I get some decent duck meat? Right now I just get chicken thighs and pretend it’s duck

Triple Delight with Lo Mein and I'm set.

There's **** all for decent Chinese takeout around me. They load their crab rangoons up with raw onion. It's a running joke around here.

:(

Farmers Market

I typically ask for my general tso extra spicy. I will have to try this.

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Thank you.

They got one of those online? Hyvee folks look at me funny when I asked for duck and it is iowa so I don’t blame them

Appetizers
Spring Egg Roll (2) (Vegetable)
$2.60
Egg Roll (2)
$2.60
Crab Rangoon (5)
$4.50
Chicken Lettuce Wrap
$6.25
Pan Fried Pot Stickers (6)
$4.95
Steamed Pot Stickers (6)
$4.95
Chicken Sticks with Teriyaki Sauce (3)
$4.95
Beef Sticks with Teriyaki Sauce (4)
$5.50
Mandarin Ribs (3)
$7.25
Salt and Pepper Squid
$6.25
Fried Chicken Wings (8)
$5.50
Teriyaki Chicken Wings (8)
$5.75
Hot Spicy Chicken Wings (8)
$5.75
Pu Pu Platter (2)
$12.50
Salad
Vegetable Salad
$3.95
Chicken Salad
$4.25
Edamami
$3.95
Soup
Wonton Soup
$1.75
Hot and Soup
$1.95
Egg Drop Soup
$1.75
Chicken with Corn Soup (2)
$4.95
Vegetable Soup (2)
$4.50
Sizzling Rice Soup (2)
$4.95
Seafood Soup (2)
$6.50
Vegetable
Vegetables Delight
$8.50
Sauteed String Bean
$8.50
Eggplant with Garlic Sauce
$8.50
Home Style Bean Curd
$8.50
Broccoli with Garlic Sauce
$8.50
Moo Shu Vegetables
$8.50
Pork
Moo Shu Pork
$8.95
Sweet and Sour Pork
$8.95
Pork with Garlic Sauce
$8.95
Pork with String Bean
$8.95
Twice Cooked Pork
$8.95
Spa Cuisine
Steamed Mixed Vegetables
$8.50
Steamed Bean Curd with Mixed Vegetables
$8.50
Steamed Chicken with Mixed Vegetables
$9.25
Steamed Shrimp with Mixed Vegetables
$10.95
Chicken
General Tso's Chicken
$9.75
Sesame Chicken
$9.75
Eggplant Chicken
$9.50
Moo Shu Chicken
$9.50
Lemon Chicken
$9.50
Curry Chicken
$9.50
Chicken with Vegetable
$9.50
Chicken with Broccoli
$9.50
Mongolian Chicken
$9.75
Hunan Chicken
$9.50
Kung Pao Chicken
$9.50
Chicken Cashew Nut
$9.50
Szechuan Chicken
$9.50
Chicken with Garlic Sauce
$9.50
Sweet and Sour Chicken
$9.50
Chicken with Snow Peas
$9.50
Chicken with Black Bean Sauce
$9.50
Chicken with String Bean
$9.50
Honey Chicken
$9.50
Moo Goo Gai Pan
$9.50
Lin's Chicken
$9.75
Orange Chicken
$9.75
Shrimp
Shrimp with Broccoli
$11.25
Shrimp with Snow Peas
$11.25
Kung Pao Shrimp
$11.25
Sweet and Sour Shrimp
$11.25
Shrimp with Lobster Sauce
$11.25
Shrimp with Garlic Sauce
$11.25
Szechuan Shrimp
$11.25
Shrimp with Vegetable
$11.25
Shrimp with String Bean
$11.25
Shrimp with Eggplant
$11.25
Hunan Shrimp
$11.25
Shrimp with Cashew Nut
$11.25
Lin's Shrimp
$11.25
Beef
Beef with Broccoli
$10.25
Mongolian Beef
$10.25
Hunan Beef
$10.25
Moo Shu Beef
$10.25
Pepper Steak
$10.25
Beef with Garlic Sauce
$10.25
Szechuan Beef
$10.25
Beef with Vegetable
$10.25
Beef with Snow Peas
$10.25
Beef with String Bean
$10.25
Fried Rice
Vegetable Fried Rice
$7.95
Pork Fried Rice
$8.50
Chicken Fried Rice
$8.50
Beef Fried Rice
$8.75
Shrimp Fried Rice
$8.95
House Special Fried Rice
$8.95
Seafood Fried Rice
$10.50
Lo Mein
Vegetable Lo Mein
$8.50
Pork Lo Mein
$8.75
Chicken Lo Mein
$8.75
Beef Lo Mein
$8.95
Shrimp Lo Mein
$9.25
House Special Lo Mein
$9.25
Seafood Lo Mein
$10.75
Noodle Special
Thai Spicy Noodles
$9.25
Singapore Rice Noodles
$9.25
House Special Pan Fried Noodles
$11.25
Chicken Pan Fried Noodles
$9.25
Beef Pan Fried Noodles
$10.25
Pork Pan Fried Noodles
$9.25
Shrimp Pan Fried Noodles
$11.25
Seafood Pan Fried Noodles
$15.50
Egg Foo Young
Vegetable Egg Foo Young
$8.75
Pork Egg Foo Young
$9.25
Chicken Egg Foo Young
$9.25
Beef Egg Foo Young
$9.25
Shrimp Egg Foo Young
$9.75
House Special Egg Foo Young
$9.75
Chow Mein
Vegetable Chow Mein
$8.50
Pork Chow Mein
$8.75
Chicken Chow Mein
$8.75
Beef Chow Mein
$8.95
Shrimp Chow Mein
$9.25
House Special Chow Mein
$9.25
Chef's Special
Tangerine Beef
$12.50
Phoenix and Dragon
Chicken, shrimp, red pepper, black mushroom, bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, snow peas, chinese cabbage and carrot
$11.95
Crispy Duck
$13.95
House Special Duck Platter
Boneless crispy duck, broccoli, water chestnuts, snow peas, carrot, bamboo shoots, chinese cabbage, mushroom and zucchini
$13.95
Teriyaki Chicken Platter
BBQ chicken, red pepper, green pepper, carrot, onion and green onion
$11.95
Beef Steak Platter
Beef fillet, broccoli, water chestnuts, snow peas, carrot, bamboo shoots, chinese cabbage, mushroom and zucchini
$15.95
Braised Tofu Hot Pot
Tofu, bamboo, carrot, chinese cabbage, snow and zucchini
$9.95
Mango Shrimp
Shrimp, fresh mango and snow peas carrot
$11.95
Honey Glazed Walnut Shrimp
$13.95
Happy Family
Shrimp, chicken, beef, scallops, crabmeat, broccoli, carrot, snow peas, corn, chinese cabbage, bamboo shoots, mushroom, zucchini and water chestnuts
$13.50
Tangy Mango Fish
Red snapper
$14.50
Grilled Red Snapper Fillet
$14.95
Spicy Garlic Sea Bass
$18.25
Shanghai fish
Sea bass, steamed
$18.25
Mango Chicken
Fresh mango chicken and snow peas carrot
$10.25
Sesame Beef
$12.50
Sauteed Lobster
$19.95
Mongolian Triple
Beef, chicken, shrimp, green and white onion
$11.25
Mandarin Ribs
$13.95
Seafood with Sizzling Rice
Shrimp, scallops, crab meat, carrot, snow peas, chinese cabbage, black mushroom, zucchini, water chestnuts and corn
$15.50
Birds Nest Seafood
Shrimp, scallops, lobster, red pepper, black mushroom, bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, snow peas, chinese cabbage and carrot
$15.50
Spicy Chicken and Beef
Beef, chicken, broccoli, carrot, Chinese cabbage, zucchini, water chestnuts and corn
$10.50
Jade Scallops
Scallops, red pepper, black mushroom, bamboo shoots, Chinese cabbage, water and snow peas
$13.50
Scallops Beef
Scallops, beef, broccoli and water chestnuts
$12.95
Hunan Tripe
$11.25
Mango To Fu
$9.95
Lin's Scallop
$13.50
Salt Pepper Squid
$10.95

Thread title isn’t racist.

It is, however, Elmer Fudd.

I believe you meant “Derivery”

ask around - it's got to be available somewhere out there, I'd imagine.

Yeah that's probably better.

Reading this thread has made me realize I don't actually like Chinese food, I like Lo Mein noodles with whatever meat I can get on top of them.

This thread is nice. I'll have whatever you're having.

maybe try Mongolian Beef. Super good choice.

Ohh! That's very nice and shows trust.

Sesame chicken, fried rice, egg rolls

Do you suppose since I’m inquiring about duck breast that the titty meat kid would know?

I'll bring the Tsingtao and cheesecake.

No - Billay only knows about booze and porn, for the most part.

Guess I don't consider Mongolian food to be Chinese. I'm always down for a place like BDs or Ghenghis Khan.

So what you’re saying is I should title a want ad for looking for duck tits in or around I35/I80 on Craigslist?

Thabk u

LMAO

well - Chinese as we know it.

I have a feeling I’m going to corner the market for Eskimo hookers right before thanksgiving

1- Sweet and sour chicken
2- Beef and broccoli

Either:

Kung Pao Chicken w/ Steamed Rice
or
Sautéed Veggies w/ Steamed Rice

Hot and Sour Soup for starters.

I always liked “Bang-Bang” Thai Chicken.....

Nice - do you remember Devil's Backbone off of 40?

I meant to ask you that the other day

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You have way too much time on your hands.

That's not very nice.

He copy pasted a menu. That probably took like a minute tops.

Relax Francis, it's a joke

now im not sure how it is down in sydney, but out here, you won't find crab rangoon (american chinese), or General Tso's Chicken on the menus here. which really sucks donkey balls. :cuss:

have to make it homemade. :D

I ****in' love (americanized)chinese food. I always try to mix it up and order stuff I've never had.

Hungry Jack's bitch!

eww good idea!

Nah, L's become R's and R's become W's.

So it's Derivewy.

House Special Fried Rice

Kung Pao chicken, no peanuts

We have this stuff that I've only ever seen in the Bay Area called Tomato Beef Chow Mien. Basically Chinese Spaghetti. It's incredible. https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe...ow-mein-431878

How about some Indian food? I'll stab a bitch for some chicken tikki masala.

What the hell has happened to Chiefs Planet? This place used to be a Libertarian free for all and now it’s full of drones and thought police.

I absolutely love Indian food. I was so excited when a place opened up here locally. The Mrs and I went at least a couple times a month, until I had to run a service call to repair a faucet in the kitchen. I watched this nasty **** sneeze in a pot of curry and act like nothing happened. Haven't been back since

LMAO That was just an over the top correction. I can't remember what his name is but that comedian with the puppets always had his terrorist one say it.

Pineapple chicken, sesame chicken, crab rangoon.

I feel I should now share my secret for a nice dipper for the Rangoon - Hot Mustard + Duck S*S sauce + Soy Sauce - equal parts! Delish!

Very interesting, thats the first Chinese dish I've ever heard of that uses tomato

cool it with the regular cokes

Don't forget to preheat the oven first.

Hunan beef is a good choice. I get that a lot.

Winner

Shrimps

Chicken and shrimp, Hunan style
Broccoli Beef
Kung Pao Chicken (Dartgod likes his chicken spicy!)
Combo fried rice

SR

Great general Tso's chicken is getting hard to find. Recommendations?