First 50k through the gate get...a towel.
 

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I really hope people are smart enough to put these damn things down and make noise when it counts.

A towel? Man, give out those headbands again. I wore my headband during last week's game and was able to channel immense Pat-Power onto the field.

It’s going to be deafeningly loud. Key is to make sure that’s not limited to when Pats are at the line of scrimmage. Last week Arrowhead was often at full volume already even as Colts hadn’t even huddled yet. We need that again and it can happen regardless of whether people are waving towels.

A towel.

A freaking towel. With little arms.

FAX THE EMBARRASSED

YOU'RE a towel!

Everyone take your towel in the bathroom, get in nice and soaked with water. Take it back into the stands, let it freeze then beat the ever living shit out of the chair in front of you.

You can jizz in it first time Tyreek goes deep for 6

Yeah, I agree. That will be a nice little souvenir but we aren't the freakin' Steelers with those stupid terrible towels. What a reeruned concept.

Fixed

They should give out VUVUZELAS

Meh, a good collector's item maybe, but that's about it.

I want to hear that old school chant - WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU - YOU - YOU- U,U,U!

ROFL I felt it too! I was hoping for black headbands this week, so that we could match a bit better while channeling Pat-Power. #wondertwinpowersactivate

How about ear muffs? Or a sandwich? Or a seat cushion? Or a commemorative t-shirt? Or a bag of rocks?

HiVee is a tone-deaf company that should be bankrupted immediately.

FAX

They did that in the Denver playoff game.....hope it goes better this time around

Don't worry about it guys. We're gonna be LOUD.

I doubt it was Hy Vee's idea. They just paid for it.

Had the 'attack everything' towels last year. Dumb.

I think they look pretty cool. I want one. Of course I want a HyVee in my town too...

I don't know why they try this over and over. The Terrible Towels are a Steelers thing. We have the Tomahawk Chop. Towels are dumb, IMO.

When I was growing up, they were a lot smaller outfit. Started out in Chariton, Iowa (I grew up about 30 minutes west of there). They've grown into a pretty big deal now. Still, it's just a grocery store. ;)

Hoping everybody will clean up their jizz!

A TOWEL??? We're gonna lose...

ROFL

Find the nearest Patriots fan and do this.

http://static4.businessinsider.com/i...i-bullying.gif

In protest 86,000 people should join together in CHIEFS AND CHOPPER CHIEFS AND CHOPPER

Plastic Tomahawks would be pretty cool. Take the Tomahwak Chop to the next level.

Or hand out bows with a small quiver of arrows.

Fantastic idea

Fixed it...

At least they aren’t handing out dildos.

No you don't

About time they thought of the men and our need to towel our balls off halfway through the game.

I hate the Steelers and now we are going be like the Steelers.




Next their going play 7 Nation Army because **** you Chiefs Fans

Would rather have a dildo

They seem popular in Buffalo

Dildos are a big hit in Denver, too:

https://i.redd.it/0e3q35almia21.jpg

I wanted a megaphone give away! Go up to ****ing 11!

Great now everyone will leave with an eye injury.

7 Nations would be better than nothing right now. **** you Gary glutter

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