****OFFICIAL 2019 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft Thread****
 

START DATE AND TIME: March 18th, noon central

RULES:



Round 1
1. Arizona - kccrow - Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma
2. San Francisco - CoMoChief - Josh Allen, EDGE, Kentucky
3. New York Jets - staylor26 - Nick Bosa, EDGE, Ohio State
4. Oakland - Marco Polo - Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama
5. Tampa Bay - Sfeihc - Dwayne Haskins, QB, OSU
6. New York Giants - TambaBerry - Devin White, LB, LSU
7. Jacksonville - Chief Northman - Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida
8. Detroit - chiefscafan - Brian Burns, EDGE, Florida State
9. Buffalo - DJ's left nut - Ed Oliver, DT, Houston
10. Denver - Hoover - Rashan Gary, DT, Michigan
11. Cincinnati - Rain Man - Cody Ford, OT, Oklahoma
12. Green Bay - RealSNR - Noah Fant, TE, Iowa
13. Miami - The Franchise - Drew Lock, QB, Missouri
14. Atlanta - BossChief - Montez Sweat, DE, Mississippi State
15. Washington - htismaqe - Daniel Jones, QB, Duke
16. Carolina - Chargem - Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson
17. New York Giants (from Cleveland) - TambaBerry - Greedy Williams, CB, LSU
18. Minnesota - RealSNR - Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama
19. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Clelin Ferrell, EDGE, Clemson
20. Pittsburgh - chiefscafan - D.K. Metcalf, WR, Ole Miss
21. Seattle - BossChief - TJ Hockenson, TE, Iowa
22. Baltimore - TambaBerry - Devin Bush, LB, Michigan
23. Houston - CoMoChief - DeAndre Baker, CB, Georgia
24. Oakland (from Chicago) - Marco Polo - Byron Murphy, CB, Washington
25. Philadelphia - Chief Northman - Andre Dillard, OT, Washington State
26. Indianapolis - staylor26 - Nasir Adderley, S, Delaware
27. Oakland (from Dallas) - Marco Polo - Jachai Polite, EDGE, Florida
28. Los Angeles Chargers - Sfeihc - Jeffery Simmons, DT, Mississippi State
29. Kansas City - DJ's left nut - Garrett Bradbury, C, NC State
30. Green Bay (from New Orleans) - RealSNR - Dexter Lawrence, DT, Clemson
31. Los Angeles Rams - Hoover - Greg Little, OT, Mississippi
32. New England - kccrow - Johnathan Abram, S, Mississippi State

Round 2
33. Arizona - kccrow - Juan Thornhill, S, Virginia
34. Indianapolis (from NYJ) - staylor26 - Josh Jacobs, RB, Alabama
35. Oakland - Marco Polo - Dalton Risner, OT, Kansas State
36. San Francisco - CoMoChief - Amani Oruwariye, CB, Penn State
37. NY Giants - TambaBerry - A.J. Brown, WR, Ole Miss
38. Jacksonville - Chief Northman - Hakeem Butler, WR, Iowa State
39. Tampa Bay - Sfeihc - Parris Campbell, WR, Ohio State
40. Buffalo - DJ's left nut - Irv Smith, TE, Alabama
41. Denver - Hoover - Trayvon Mullen, CB, Clemson
42. Cincinnati - Rain Man - Mack Wilson, ILB, Alabama
43. Detroit - chiefscafan - Taylor Rapp, S, Washington
44. Green Bay - RealSNR - Jerry Tillery, DT, Notre Dame
45. Atlanta - BossChief - Rock Ya-Sin, CB, Temple
46. Washington - htismaqe - J.J. Arcega-Whiteside, WR, Stanford
47. Carolina - Chargem - Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma
48. Miami - The Franchise - Justin Layne, CB, Michigan State
49. Cleveland - The Franchise - Yodny Cajuste, OT, West Virginia
50. Minnesota - RealSNR - Deionte Thompson, S, Alabama
51. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Chris Lindstrom, G, Boston College
52. Pittsburgh - chiefscafan - Julian Love, CB, Notre Dame
53. Philadelphia (from BAL) - Chief Northman - Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, S, Florida
54. Houston (from SEA) - CoMoChief - D'Andre Walker, EDGE, Georgia
55. Houston - CoMoChief - Darnell Savage, S, Maryland
56. New England (from CHI) - kccrow - Zach Allen, DE, Boston College
57. Philadelphia - Chief Northman - David Montgomery, RB, Iowa State
58. Dallas - Chargem - Riley Ridley, WR, Georgia
59. Indianapolis (from NYJ) - staylor26 - N’Keal Harry, WR, Arizona State
60. LA Chargers - Sfeihc - Deebo Samuel, WR, South Carolina
61. Kansas City - DJ's left nut - Charles Omenihu, DE, Texas
62. New Orleans - htismaqe - Joejuan Williams, CB, Vanderbilt
63. Kansas City (from LAR) - DJ's left nut - Dre'Mont Jones, DT, OSU
64. New England - kccrow - Kahale Warring, TE, San Diego State

Round 3
65. Arizona - kccrow - Jaylon Ferguson, DE, Louisiana Tech
66. Pittsburgh (from Oakland) - chiefscafan - Tre Lamar, ILB, Clemson
67. San Francisco - CoMoChief - Darrell Henderson, RB, Memphis
68. New York Jets – staylor26 - David Edwards, OT, Wisconsin
69. Jacksonville – Chief Northman - Erik McCoy, C/G, Texas A&M
70. Tampa Bay - Sfeihc - L.J. Collier, DE, TCU
71. [Forfeited] New York Giants
72. Denver - Hoover - Michael Jordan, C/G, Ohio State
73. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Chase Winovich, DE, Michigan
74. New England (from Detroit) - kccrow - Max Scharping, OT, Northern Illinois
75. Buffalo – DJ’s left nut - Michael Deiter, G, Wisconsin
76. Green Bay – RealSNR - Evan Worthington, S, Colorado
77. Washington – htismaqe - Nate Davis, OG, Charlotte
78. Carolina - Chargem - Oshane Ximines, EDGE, Old Dominion
79. Miami – The Franchise - Conner McGovern, OG, Penn State
80. Atlanta – BossChief - Mike Weber, RB, Ohio State
81. Cleveland – The Franchise - David Long, CB, Michigan
82. Minnesota – RealSNR - Elgton Jenkins, C, Mississippi State
83. Tennessee – MarcoPolo - Kaden Smith, TE, Stanford
84. Pittsburgh – chiefscafan - Justice Hill, RB, Oklahoma State
85. Seattle – BossChief - Ryan Finley, QB, North Carolina State
86. Baltimore – TambaBerry - Amani Hooker, S, Iowa
87. Houston - CoMoChief - Andy Isabella, WR, Massachusetts
88. Chicago – Rain Man - Miles Sanders, RB, Penn State
89. Detroit (from Philadelphia) - chiefscafan - Damien Harris, RB, Alabama
90. Indianapolis – staylor26 - Sean Bunting, CB, Central Michigan
91. Dallas – Chargem - Isaiah Buggs, DL, Alabama
92. Los Angeles Chargers – Sfeihc - Kaleb McGary, OT, Washington
93. Kansas City – DJ’s left nut - Germaine Pratt, LB, North Carolina State
94. New York Jets (from New Orleans) – staylor26 - Lonnie Johnson Jr., CB, Kentucky
95. Los Angeles Rams - Hoover - Jamel Dean, CB, Auburn
96. New York Giants (from New England) – TambaBerry - Will Grier, QB, West Virginia
97. Washington - htismaqe - Joe Jackson, EDGE/DE, Miami
98. New England - kccrow - Gerald Willis, DT, Miami
99. Jacksonville (from LA Rams) – Chief Northman - Joe Giles-Harris, ILB, Duke
100. Los Angeles Rams - Hoover - T.J. Edwards, ILB, Wisconsin
101. Carolina - Chargem - Ben Powers, G, Oklahoma
102. New England - kccrow - Miles Boykin, WR, Notre Dame
103. Baltimore - TambaBerry - Jalen Hurd, WR, Baylor

Round 4
104. Arizona - kccrow - Khalen Saunders, DT, Western Illinois
105. San Francisco - CoMoChief - Christian Miller, EDGE, Alabama
106. NY Jets – staylor26 - Mecole Hardman, WR, Georgia
107. Oakland – Marco Polo - Vosean Joseph, LB, Florida
108. Tampa Bay – Sfeihc - Tytus Howard, OT, Alabama State
109. New York Giants – TambaBerry - Will Harris, SS, Boston College
110. Jacksonville – Chief Northman - Devin Singletary, RB, FAU
111. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Bobby Evans, OT, Oklahoma
112. Detroit - chiefscafan - Hunter Renfrow, WR, Clemson
113. Buffalo – DJ’s left nut - Blake Cashman, LB, Minnesota
114. Baltimore (from Denver) - TambaBerry - Josh Oliver, TE, San Jose State
115. Green Bay – RealSNR - Emanuel Hall, WR, Missouri
116. Carolina – Chargem - Drue Tranquill, LB, Notre Dame
117. Miami – The Franchise - Anthony Nelson, DE, Iowa
118. Atlanta - BossChief - Terrill Hanks, LB, New Mexico State
119. Green Bay (from Washington) - RealSNR - Jordan Brown, CB, South Dakota State
120. Cleveland – The Franchise - Mike Bell, S, Fresno State
121. Minnesota - RealSNR - Renell Wren, DT, Arizona State
122. Tennessee – Marco Polo - Kelvin Harmon, WR, North Carolina State
123. Pittsburgh - chiefscafan - Porter Gustin , LB/DE, USC
124. Baltimore - TambaBerry - Austin Bryant, EDGE, Clemson
125. Seattle - BossChief - Ben Banogu, EDGE, TCU
126. Denver (from Houston) - Hoover - Caleb Wilson, TE, UCLA
127. Chicago – Rain Man - Jace Sternberger, TE, Texas A&M
128. Philadelphia – Chief Northman - Daniel Wise, DT, Kansas
129. Dallas - Chargem - Dawson Knox, TE, Ole Miss
130. Indianapolis – staylor26 - Armon Watts, DT, Arkansas
131. Los Angeles Chargers - Sfeihc - Isaiah Johnson, CB, Houston
132. Buffalo (from Kansas City) – DJ’s left nut - Terry McLaurin, WR, Ohio State
133. New York Giants (from New Orleans) – Tambaberry - Trey Pipkins, OT, Sioux Falls
134. Los Angeles Rams - Hoover - Ross Pierschbacher, G, Alabama
135. New England - kccrow - Jarrett Stidham, QB, Auburn
136. Indianapolis – staylor26 - Shareef Miller, EDGE, Penn State
137. Dallas - Chargem - Saivion Smith, CB, Alabama
138. Atlanta - BossChief - Greg Gaines, DT, Washington
139. Philadelphia – Chief Northman - Chase Hansen, OLB, Utah

Round 5
140. Arizona - kccrow - David Sills, WR, West Virginia
141. Oakland (from NYJ) - Marco Polo - Benny Snell, Jr., RB, Kentucky
142. Pittsburgh (from OAK) - chiefscafan - Ryan Bates, OG, Penn State
143. NY Giants (from DET) - Tambaberry - Elijah Holyfield, RB, Georgia
144. NY Giants - Tambaberry - Jaquan Johnson, S, Miami
145. Cleveland (from JAX) - The Franchise - Trysten Hill, DT, Central Florida
146. Tampa Bay - Sfeihc - Maxx Crosby, EDGE, Eastern Michigan
147. Detroit - chiefscafan - Kyle Shurmur, QB, Vanderbilt
148. Buffalo - DJ's left nut - Chuma Edoga, OT, USC
149. Denver - Hoover - Marvell Tell, III, S, USC
150. Cincinnati - Rain Man - Kris Boyd, CB, Texas
151. Green Bay - RealSNR - Dennis Daley, OT, South Carolina
152. Miami - The Franchise - Daylon Mack, DT, Texas A&M
153. Atlanta - BossChief - Clayton Thorson, QB, Northwestern
154. Washington - htismaqe - Andrew Wingard, S, Wyoming
155. Carolina - Chargem - Wyatt Ray, EDGE, Boston College
156. NY Giants (from CLE) - Tambaberry - Mitch Hyatt, OL, Clemson
157. Denver (from MIN) - Hoover - Tyree Jackson, QB, Buffalo
158. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Demarcus Christmas, DT, Florida State
159. Buffalo (from OAK) - DJ's left nut - Justin Hollins, EDGE, Oregon
160. Seattle - BossChief - Chris Slayton, DT, Syracuse
161. Baltimore - Tambaberry - Isaiah Prince, OL, Ohio State
162. Houston - CoMoChief - Darwin Thompson, RB, Utah State
163. Chicago - Rain Man - Cole Tracy, K, LSU
164. Philadelphia - Chief Northman - Michael Jackson, CB, Miami
165. Indianapolis - staylor26 - Beau Benzschawel, OG, Wisconsin
166. Dallas - Chargem - Sutton Smith, EDGE, Northern Illinois
167. LA Chargers - Sfeihc - Marquise Blair, S, Utah
168. Kansas City - DJ's left nut - Mark Fields, CB, Clemson
169. New Orleans - htismaqe - Alize Mack, TE, Notre Dame
170. LA Rams - Hoover - Terry Beckner, Jr. DT, Missouri
171. Cleveland (from NE) - The Franchise - Ben Burr-Kirven, LB, Washington
172. NY Giants (COMP) - Tambaberry - Lil'Jordan Humphrey WR, Texas
173. Atlanta (COMP) - BossChief - William Sweet, OT, North Carolina
174. Washington (COMP) - htismaqe - Penny Hart, WR, Georgia State

Round 6
175. Arizona – kccrow - Bryce Love, RB, Stanford
176. Pittsburgh (from Oakland) – chiefscafan - Alijah Holder, CB, Stanford
177. San Francisco – CoMoChief - Dru Samia, OG, Oklahoma
178. New Orleans (from NY Jets) – htismaqe - Cortez Broughton, DL, Cincinnati
179. Jacksonville – Chief Northman - Ricky Walker, DL, Virgina Tech
180. Arizona (from Tampa Bay) – kccrow - Kingsley Keke, DT, Texas A&M
181. New York Giants – Tambaberry - Kendall Sheffield, CB, Ohio St
182. Buffalo – DJ’s left nut - Trayveon Williams, RB, Texas A&M
183. Denver – Hoover - Andre James, OT/G, UCLA
184. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Antoine Wesley, WR, Texas Tech
185. Detroit – chiefscafan - Ryan Pope, OT, San Diego State
186. Green Bay – RealSNR - Mike Edwards, S, Kentucky
187. Atlanta – BossChief - Te’Von Coney, LB, Notre Dame
188. [Forfeited] Washington
189. Carolina – Chargem - Blace Brown, CB, Troy
190. Miami – The Franchise - Olisaemeka Udoh, OT, Elon
191. Cleveland – The Franchise - Hamp Cheevers, CB, Boston College
192. Minnesota – RealSNR - Rodney Anderson, RB, Oklahoma
193. Baltimore (from Tennessee) – Tambaberry - Carl Granderson, EDGE, Wyoming
194. Pittsburgh – chiefscafan - Zach Gentry, TE, Michigan
195. Baltimore – Tambaberry - David Long Jr., LB, West Virginia
196. Green Bay (from Seattle) – RealSNR - Isaac Nauta, TE, Georgia
197. Houston – CoMoChief - Jalen Jelks, EDGE, Oregon
198. New York Jets (from Chicago) – staylor26 - Albert Huggins, DT, Clemson
199. Philadelphia – Chief Northman - Jakobi Meyers, WR, North Carolina State
200. Cincinnati (from Dallas) – Rain Man - Preston Williams, WR, Colorado State
201. Indianapolis – staylor26 - Jahlani Tavai, LB, Hawaii
202. Los Angeles Chargers – Sfeihc - Cameron Smith, LB, USC
203. Kansas City – DJ’s left nut - Anthony Ratliff-Williams, WR, UNC
204. New Orleans – htismaqe - Brett Rypien, QB, Boise St
205. Los Angeles Rams – Hoover - Jon'Vea Johnson, WR, Toledo
206. Detroit (from New England) – chiefscafan - Terronne Prescod, OG, North Carolina State
207. New England – kccrow - Dontavius Russell, DT, Auburn
208. Washington – htismaqe - Foster Moreau, TE, LSU
209. Pittsburgh (from Arizona) - chiefscafan - Darryl Johnson, OLB/DE, North Carolina A &T
210. Tampa Bay (from Philadelphia) – Sfeihc - Sheldrick Redwine, S, Miami
211. Minnesota – RealSNR - Drew Sample, TE, Washington
212. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Dax Raymond, TE, Utah State
213. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Easton Stick, QB, North Dakota State
214. San Francisco – CoMoChief - Jamal Peters, CB, Mississippi State
215. Cincinnati – Rain Man - Bobby Okereke, LB, Stanford
216. Kansas City – DJ’s left nut - Saquon Hampton, S, Rutgers

Round 7
217. Tampa Bay - Sfeihc - Ryquell Armstead, RB, Temple
218. Kansas City (from SF) - DJ's left nut - Stanley Morgan Jr, WR, Nebraska
219. NY Jets - staylor26 - Iosua Opeta, OG, Weber State
220. Oakland - Marco Polo - Dakota Allen, LB, Texas Tech
221. Pittsburgh (from TB) - chiefscafan - Ugochukwu Amadi, S, Oregon
222. NY Giants - Tambaberry - Jazz Ferguson, WR, Northwestern State
223. Cleveland (from JAX) - The Franchise - Khari Willis, S, Michigan State
224. Philadelphia (from DEN) - Chief Northman - Lamont Gaillard, C, Georgia
225. Cincinnati - Rain Man - Matt Gay, K, Utah
226. Detroit - chiefscafan - Tommy Sweeney, TE, Boston College
227. Buffalo - DJ's left nut - Corey Ballentine, CB, Washburn
228. Green Bay - RealSNR - Shaq Calhoun, G, Mississippi State
229. Washington - htismaqe - Devine Ozigbo, RB, Nebraska
230. Carolina - Chargem - Tyler Jones, OT, NC State
231. Detroit (from MIA) - chiefscafan - Jimmy Moreland, CB, James Madison University
232. Atlanta - BossChief - Hjalte Froholdt, OG, Arkansas
233. Miami (from CLE) - The Franchise - Dexter Williams, RB, Notre Dame
234. NY Giants (from MIN) - Tambaberry - DaMarkus Lodge, WR, Ole Miss
235. Miami (from TEN) - The Franchise - Tim Ward, DE, Old Dominion
236. Cleveland (from PIT) - The Franchise - Alex Bars, OG, Notre Dame
237. Oakland (from SEA) - Marco Polo - Martez Ivey, OT, Florida
238. Jacksonville (from BAL) - Chief Northman - Lukas Denis, S, Boston College
239. Houston - CoMoChief - Xavier Crawford, CB, Central Michigan
240. Chicago - Rain Man - Montre Hartage, CB, Northwestern
241. New England (from PHI) - kccrow - Karan Higdon, RB, Michigan
242. Indianapolis - staylor26 - Darius Slayton, WR, Auburn
243. Dallas - Chargem - Ronheen Bingham, DE, Arkansas State
244. Buffalo (from LAC) - DJ's left nut - John Cominsky, DE, Charleston
245. San Francisco (from KC) - CoMoChief - Iman Marshall, CB, USC
246. New Orleans - htismaqe - Dillon Mitchell, WR, Oregon
247. NY Giants (from LAR) - Tambaberry - Gary Jennings, WR, WVU
248. New England - kccrow - Cole Holcomb, ILB, North Carolina
249. Minnesota (COMP) - RealSNR - Keesean Johnson, WR, Fresno State
250. Arizona (COMP) - kccrow - Anthony Johnson, WR, Buffalo
251. Arizona (COMP) - kccrow - Jordan Brailford, EDGE, Oklahoma St.
252. Minnesota (COMP) - RealSNR - Stephen Denmark, CB, Valdosta State
253. LA Rams (COMP) -Hoover - Nate Hall, OLB, Northwestern
254. New England (COMP) - kccrow - Nik Needham, CB, UTEP
255. Washington (COMP) - htismaqe - Malik Gant, S, Marshall
256. Arizona (COMP) - kccrow - Derwin Gray, OT, Maryland

With Direckshun gone, who will **** up the most this year?

My bet is CoMo.

Remember to PM someone if you know you’re going to miss your pick.

Inmem58 first mock.

Round 1. CB Joejuan Williams

Round 2. S Juan Thornhill

Round 3. WR Terry McLaurin

Round 4. RB Darrell Henderson

Round 5. TE Drew Sample

Round 6. CB Mark Fields

Round 7. C Jesse Burkett

No way Joejuan goes R1, not after running slow at the combine especially

I wouldn’t DeAndre Baker as well, but I don’t think he falls to us.

I really like Juan Thornhill in the 2nd. He’s probably my favorite pick in this mock. Terry McLaurin will be a steal too. Definitely keep an eye on him.

1. Thornhill
2. Williams

That's probably more realistic at this point.

Cincinnati and Chicago are rounding up their celebrity draft pick announcers.

(Taking note of that one.)

Cincinnati may be a little tougher. If I google, "famous people from Cincinnati", here are the people who show up in the picture preview:

1. Guy who got shot by police after threatening to hit them with a brick.
2. Civil rights activist who was shot outside City Hall.
3. President Taft's wife.
4. Guy who was executed for killing his family.
5. Pioneer leader of the credit union movement.
6. "The Cincinnati Strangler"
7. The inventor of the Easy Bake Oven (who may be the scariest looking one on this list).
8. Guy who was executed for killing someone else's family.
9. Student who was killed in the Kent State shootings.
10. Guy who was killed while trying to blow up the London Bridge.

No wonder they signed guys like Vontaze Burfict and Pacman Jones.

Don't forget about Harambe

Sources say the Cards will not be taking Murray in CP’s mock

ROFL

How come the CP Mock Draft is named after somebody who never participated in said draft?

I'm really hoping the hapless Raiders trade up to that spot before this thing starts but I have my doubts haha.

When the CP Mock drafters start dying off, we'll take turns naming the draft after them.

Except O.Shitty.

Just waiting until the Dolphins trade away their 1st round pick so I have nothing to do.

ROFL

I signed up for one team without a 1st round pick.

I have the Redskins at 15 and then nothing until the middle of round 2 I believe.

Rain Man, you know what you have to do.

You've posted as animals before. I've never seen a better portrayal of Lassie on the internet than when you were giving her a voice. And... was Og the Caveman yours as well? That's not an animal necessarily, and I guess he DID make more intelligible sense than 20% of the people who regularly post on this forum.

My point is... you have to. It's what the people want.

So you're saying he should have Who Dey announce the picks?

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My worst error of my life was screwing up Og The Caveman. I wanted him to post for years.

Don't forget about this, mother****ers. Starts at noon.

Let's try to get a nice push on Day 1 (unlike last year)

I didn't **** up last yr.

eat shit you homo

Half these clowns don't even remember what teams they have.
The only good push on Day 1 occured this morning at 4:45 am during my daily constitutional.

Why haven't you pieces of shit made any picks yet?

Idk but I have mine ready...

(per kccrow via PM)

Arizona Cardinals select Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma.

San Francisco 49ers select Josh Allen, EDGE, Kentucky.


NYJ staylor26 on the clock.

I debated between DT and QB, but ultimately, I can't turn down this talent.

The Oakland Raiders select Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama.

Yea, really hoping the draft doesn’t fall like this in real life.

No way the Raider should get Williams or Bosa.

Prepare thy anus.

The Murray thing pretty much locks them for a horse pass-rusher at DL.

We need to hope that the Raiders want to trade up for Murray and that the Cardinals are smart enough to do it.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Dwayne Haskins, QB, OSU.

Jameis Winston is in the last year of his deal. Tampa gets their QBOTF while Winston has to perform to secure the bag. The Bucs might even tag & trade Jameis next off season like the Chiefs did to Dee.
Haskins benefits from a year to watch and learn before taking over the job.

This is the correct move.

Too bad for the Bucs it's not the move they'll actually make. You can't "fix" a QB while drafting his replacement in the first round, and if you're not drafting his replacement, you're hitching your wagon to him. And I think hitching their wagon to Winston is a mistake, even if Arians gets better production out of him.

The New York Giants select Devin White LB LSU

I think of what Drew Lock could be in that Arians system and just smile.

If the Bucs take a QB, I think Lock's the guy they oughta take. His natural aggression and premier arm-strength is a perfect fit for Arians vertical system. And with his willingness and ability to use his legs, he can take advantage of some of the open field those downfield routes can create for him.

I agree that the Bucs need to figure a way past Jamies in a hurry, but I think Lock's the guy I'd go with if I were picking someone from this year's draft.

So you're saying you don't think he'll last to 29...

Well shit, gonna have to put more than one name on my board, I guess.

He's just too good to pass up

The Jacksonville Jaguars select - Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida

With Foles at the helm, there is a temptation to make the splash move and secure Haskins as a big downfield target, but, I think Coughlin influence leads the brass to go with the safer, more sensible approach. Taylor slides immediately into the RT spot and can protect Jaguar QBs for a long time.

I fully expect them to at least have Allen sitting there which sucks, but not as bad as Bosa or Williams falling into their lap.

My god you guys are terrible at this.

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Jesus Christ, we all know you'd have taken Devin Bush at 1.1

Just go sit sullenly in the corner and jerk off to video clips of him staring into the backfield as though that's a hallmark of solid linebackers...

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That's a good point.

I mean, Lavonte David WAS the best defensive player on a team that played better than .500 that one time.

I mean sure, he's played 7 and it was JUST that one time his team had a winning record, but hey - why quibble?

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The Bills walk up to the podium and sit there giving the bird to both Jacksonville and Detroit. We have 15 minutes to turn our card in and we will be sitting here flipping the double deuce to the both of you rat bastards until we decide what we want to do now.

****s.

Buffalo selects a monumental asshole:

Ed Oliver, DT - Houston

Buffalo loathes this pick but as Montez Sweat might literally die any second and Rashan Gary is just that freak of nature that Mecca came over repeatedly but who can't actually play football (Gholston?) while DK Metcalf is just the offensive version of Rashan Gary, Oliver is probably the best option available for them at the moment.

PM Sent to Hoover

ROFL

The Denver Broncos select Rashan Gary, DT, Michigan

If Joe Flacco is going to take them anywhere, it will be on the back of their defense.

PM Sent to Rain Man FYI

Even when Rainman is here, his pick is so involved that it takes him 20 minutes to make it.

I'm just glad I don't have to go after him. It's always a let-down if the next guy doesn't have gifs and guest stars.

Having seen the draft progress quickly, Cincy is now on the clock. We're taking a few minutes, though, because Mike Brown is still circling the building. He refuses to pay $15 for paid parking and is trying to find a meter.

A hush falls over the crowd as the pride of Cincinnati steps out from behind the curtain. In an arena that is accustomed to viewing the physically perfect, Cincinnati's finest still invokes awe. Without hesitation, former radio receptionist Loni Anderson steps to the microphone.

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"With the 11th pick in the 2019 NFL Player Selection Process", she says breathily...

"The Cincinnati Bengals select Cody Ford, OT, Oklahoma."

Loni seductively sways to the Green Bay draft table. Leaning over the desk, she whispers a PM into RealSNR's ear. "You're up, big boy," she whispers, then smiles slyly and leaves the building.

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Bold that pick. I'm here for Venus Flytrap making a pick.

Cincinnati recognizes that Ford is a bit of a reach, but the draft screwed us over. The best talents available were people at our positions of strength who are also either going to die or kill someone very soon. Usually we like that in Cincinnati, but since we have nothing but plague and pestilence on our offensive line, we decided to fill a need. We're hoping that Ford can break in as a tackle.

I must reject your request. Cincinnati never does anything bold.

Ford's gonna be a steal to someone in the late teens or early 20s.

That kid can play.

Oh, good. I was really embattled on my pick here. I couldn't find an obvious choice from a risk/talent/position standpoint.

Aaron Rodgers has had just about enough of your shit, Green Bay.

Your shit is over. No more trading out of the 1st round. No more "safe" Damarious Randall picks. You know what that gets you? Another NFC playoff loss to some shit ass team like the Colin Kapernick 49ers who can still run all over your defense's sorry ass. Busts are busts, and had you been listening to me the past few years, at least your safe picks would have gotten you somewhere.

"Aaron Rodgers needs WRs." You know what Aaron Rodgers needs? An offensive playmaker besides Davonte Adams who don't need you to hold their hands to take a piss. I don't care if that's a WR, H-back, or some OL specialist who checks in on 3rd downs as an eligible receiver.

We tried it your way, Ted Thompson. Brian Gutekunst hasn't done much better. Your 1st rounders on defense still kind of lick balls. All that's gotten you is a slowly deflated offense.

Time to fire this puppy back up.

The Green Bay Packers select Noah Fant, TE, Iowa

**** your "Tank for Tua" bullshit, Dolphins fans. He's going to suck and he's not worth it. We're going to do this the way it's supposed to be done.

The Miami Dolphins select Drew Lock, QB, Missouri.

Get ready for Fitzmagic in 2019 while Lock goes the route of the Mahomes. Buy your season tickets now!

The Atlanta Falcons select Montez Sweat, DE, Mississippi State

Need to improve that pass rush and this kids a freak

Loni Anderson had his name on the card, but we switched at the last minute. We'll see in the future if it was the right move or not.

I thought about having Alex Smith make my pick for me but the stage at Radio City apparently isn't handicap accessible. And even though Alex Smith can, poor Case Keenum just can't get a break.

The Washington Redskins pick Daniel Jones - QB, Duke

The Carolina Panthers select Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson

Remember to bold your pick, fellas

The O.City Shitheads select Dildo Cumsalot, FB, Texas A&M

^ Like that

The New York Giants complete their first round of LSU picks by selecting

Greedy Williams CB LSU

Best player on the Vikings' board regardless of need. The Vikings would prefer that this guy be a toolsy lockdown guard, but instead they got a pretty darn good LT of the future who can start right away. Reiff will just have to play guard for a year, and Vikings will just have to hope he's not as bad at making the transition as Mike Remmers was. Luckily, that was probably going to be the Vikings' plan anyway.

The Minnesota Vikings select Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama

The Titans select BPA and get a good one at that.

The Tennessee Titans select Clelin Ferrell, EDGE, Clemson.

The Pittsburgh Steelers select D.K. Metcalf, WR, Ole Miss


Pittsburgh could use LB , CB , Pass rusher, but because the draft is mainly a defensive draft a lot of great offensive players have slipped down further than anticipated. Steelers take their next Offensive super star let’s hope Big Ben doesn’t piss him off too.

The Seattle Seahawks select TJ Hockenson, TE, Iowa

Perfect fit for that offense.

Sorry, DJ.

3 picks in a row I bet DJ was hoping would fall

I don't think DJ is a huge fan of Baker.