Do You Fund The Tits?
 

So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?

Take her melon thumping in the produce isle

:popcorn: Gonna need pics

Appreciate that. First time ever I've like someone but wanted to augment their body.

would you like it if your girl told you you could use a few extra inches and she'd fund the operation for it

Hang on, I'll ask.
*Edit* No, not yet. That wold bring up the issue.

PIITB and tell her you didn’t notice a difference

Your a gentleman
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No Way. If she offered to pay for a penis extension, how would you feel?

Dont do it!!

You married? They usually start to cheat once you do this.

Never be the one who pays for fake funbags. Always be the one who can receive the benefit.

I feel like it'd be an insult.

Draw nipples on her ass cheeks and see if that gets you by.

Assuming she makes decent money, she probably would have bought bolt ons by now if that was her thing.

Well, that's one view I hadn't considered. But I don't think it's the same. It'd be trophy dressing and I'm okay with that.

ROFL

Yeah, I think I'd understand that.

Try to sex her boobs

Complain

Offer to fix

Come back and complain when she cheats and leaves

Send her to a spa they will hook her up and you swing have too. Just slide your card.

**** no. that's a whole different deal.

:D

That’s a tough one. Got to approach it very delicately I’m sure and even then you never really know how she will react. Something you can slip your way out of if possible. Say you’re watching a bay watch marathon with her and it hits her you got to be able to say “no babe I really thought you liked bay watch”!

Hopefully someone has some first hand experience to give you some pointers on the matter that’s a touchy balance not hurting her feelings

My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them. LMAO

Enjoy your evening, my friend.
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Yeah cheating isn't a concern. I'm worse at that than they are.

Depends on how old she is. After 35, if she hasn't already gotten them paid for by another dude, you likely don't want to be the one, imo.

Now this one might actually be worth a try

No man-gay here especially if Denver Chief isn't around but I got both of you covered if it ever came to that.

He sure got screwed!

Yeah that's exactly it. Bringing it up is a thing and now that I've said (posted) it I know what I need to do which is communicate.
Baby girl, how do you feel about bigger jugs?

Big fake ones arent as nice as smaller real ones, IMO. How small are we talking here?

Are we looking at Kate Hudson, Charlize Theron?

I wouldn't ask but if she ever comments about them being small, seize that opportunity bra.

Make sure she don't dump you right after though.

If you're not married then I definitely would not pay for my girl's bolt-ons. LMAO

If a woman gets bolt ons while being in a relationship, it's so that she can attract other guys, they're not for you. She's not doing it to attract other women.

When it came to the ex-inlaws, I really don't know if he asked her, but I assume it was probably her idea. It was really weird - she was pretty much flat chested, but had three daughters who all had huge racks. Guess the boobage genes came from dad's side of the family. I can remember her bitching about how it just wasn't fair.

Seriously, though, were I you, I'd just leave it alone.

Find a way to discuss what you would change about you if you could and ask her what she would change about you if she could, bigger ass, bigger dick bigger wallet whatever.

Then you can work to ask what she would change about herself if she could. She may then say something like I wish I had bigger tits. Boom.

There you go. :thumb:

Beats the hell out of a bug bite joke. You know like no matter how much you scratch them they only swell so much! That shit will just get you kicked in the balls

Yeah agreed and her nips are responsive, just know a rack would suit her.

I don't even like big tits. C sup is good with me. But she's fire in every other way and I know a lift kit would look good. Dump doesn't bother me in the least.

If that pussy hasn't wow'd enough to get them funded already, you might be putting it on a pedestal. Or she's turned them down waiting for the right guy to come along. LMAO

There's also the risk that they don't look good when it's over. You see some women who've had it done and have too much space between them that's still flat chest - like two half grapefruits sitting on an ironing board three inches apart. IMO that's actually worse than flat-chested.

The ass is more important anyways. Get her tits and she will become more confident and likely leave you. Never call her perfect but tell her she “She is beautiful TO YOU”
Don’t leave out the “to you” part tho. Keep her happy but don’t boost her self confidence. As long as she feels that no man will find her as attractive as you then she won’t leave you and all kinds of holes will be open to you

Thanks for the mature response. Something to think on. Big guess is you are a better person than I am.

:D Yeah there's always that to consider. But for whatever reason they tend to like me and it's me that does the breaking.

Hold on a minute....didn't you start a thread about her awhile back? I think it's in the HOC?

LMAO

Tell her you’re starting a charity called feeding the tatas. Your mission is to enhance the boobs of all living things and you would like to start close to home.

Again, leaving isn't a concern. I don't have that "keep her happy" bone in me, I just know how to be nice and get nice in return. But yeah, ass is top denominator.

Dude. Telling her she's not good enough for you. Not a good call. Seriously...

Yeah that's key. Here's how messed up I am: I know a doc who does good work and met him through his ex whose rack I saw at a buddy's party.

Smaller tits aren’t so bad. Could be worse. Could be like the rest of us used to waking up sucking on a titty that hangs out down by her armpit

I know, that's the thing. She used the L word on me and that gave me concern.

My ex-wife ruined me. Gotta have the boobage.

And here I go messing up Kyle's rankings. Sorry man.

Those are so fun! It’s like a hellacopter you get one titty going this way and the other titty going that a way

There you go. Tell her you will love her once she gets bigger yams.

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

A cheating donk? Who'd a thunk it? :p

:D Yeah no I don't throw that word around. On reflection now I'm not saying a word to her. **** me for wanting to change her pretty little ass.

This won’t be a popular opinion but give me a nice B or C over D’s any day. Especially as they age.

Right?

My wife's a solid D. And they've held up remarkably well over the years, too. :thumb:

I think us as men have evolved quite well when it comes to this type of topic. In the 60s and 70s our ancestors discussed how to get them to trim or shave their beaver. Look how far we’ve come

I never factor the fear of a woman cheating on me. Just doesn't enter in. Not because I'm some stud cock, just don't do relationships that way. Good on that girl for going to pron, share her link with us.

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

Hold onto your butt.

Got a slap on the ear and a shirt pulled up. Now she's cutting limes.

“Your wife”, eh??

Youre only buying those for the next guy....


My advice is just enjoy the ride and leave the gal the f alone.

Bring it up and she'll be asking you to get a scrotum tuck to keep those nuts off of her balloon knot.

Now it's a battle royale. She's taking a piss.

"I'm willing to spend 8 grand on you and that's an insult?"
"I was attractive enough when you met me at Optima"

And this is why vailpass lives alone.

Wise words. That's how it's going to go.

That would be a fun job though. “Excuse me maam I’m here to repossess your tits”

LMAO

Oh shit.

Glad to hear

My ex tried for the last 3 years of our marriage to get me to get her a set. Best decision I had ever made was to tell her if she wanted them, she could pay for them. I found out she'd been cheating on me for most of our time together.

I don’t want to tell you how to run your love life. But showing her a football forum discussing her tits probably wasn’t the best move you could have made

And she's out the door. Left two drinks sitting. Which is a good thing. Dumbest part of it is I had mentally accepted her little boobs.

So you're saying this is a good way for vailpass to eventually see his girlfriend doing woman-on-woman stuff?

LMAO That's no shit.

See Rain, among the many reasons people like you my humble guess is your ability to spot the statistically bright side is among the top.

She should have played the long game

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