Lasergate
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Missouri, prosecutors charge Dwyan Morgan, 64, with disturbing the peace, in reference to shining a laser light at <a href="https://twitter.com/TomBrady?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TomBrady</a> during a KC Chiefs&#39; football game at Arrowhead Stadium in January <a href="https://twitter.com/Patriots?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Patriots</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/boston25?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@boston25</a> <a href="https://t.co/W4ub9SpbKJ">pic.twitter.com/W4ub9SpbKJ</a></p>&mdash; Bill Sheerin (@AssignGuy) <a href="https://twitter.com/AssignGuy/status/1115742914687250432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Faces up to a year in jail as well

A 64 year old man? What a pathetic loser. I could kind of understand if it was a stupid young kid, but a grown ass man? That's embarrassing.

I came here to post precisely this post.

Right!?!?!

ROFL

1.) Q
2.) It's not worthy of a "gate"
3.) Old men should act better than that

4.) old man dumbass should have used a "real" laser. go big or go home, brau.

5. Shut the **** up

He will go down in history as the only man in a Chiefs jersey to actually touch Brady that whole night.

Oh and a total loser as well.

He should get a medal.

For what? It obviously didn't bother Brady at all.

I'm fine with whatever punishment they want to dole out to this douchebag, but it seems pretty hypocritical that he faces a year in jail when the Patriots have cheated on multiple occasions and received a hand slap.

Not true. Chris Jones brutally roughed him by patting him on the chest.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

HTF did they find the guy?

I don't understand why anyone would do this, let alone a freaking 64 year old man

Milkman?

It’s a stupid thing to do, but I’d be interested in hearing how it’s disturbing the peace.

That is a hero taking one for the team. CP should pool resources and make sure this man gets his smokes and whiskey while serving time.

That would be EPIC.

Points laser..."Take that, dumbass."

Gate?

I bet they employed laser-guided investigators.

ROFL **** yeah!

"HEROgate"!

That's what this is.

Anything involving the Patriots is a gate

stay classy, chiefs fans. :D

I could take a shit on the grave of Princess Diana and still be classier than a Faid.

It is my understanding that "disturbing the peace" is a pretty broad catch all definition for incidents that are problematic, but don't rise to the level of assault.

Maybe they meant disturbing the piece [of shit].

What did the old man have to lose? :shrug:

Tom Brady ruined his life.

https://youtu.be/vXwsWgUraEc?t=450

Did we sign this piece of shit yet?

I wonder how they pinpointed who it was?

Did someone rat him out? Someone have him
On camera pointing the laser?

Sutton was pulling out all the stops that night... Probably was his brother in law or some other relative..

It was so disturbing that Brady said he didn't notice. But I'm glad to hear Kansas City has reduced crime to the point that they can devote resources to tracking down and prosecuting perpetrators of horrific, juvenile stunts.

So if someone in Foxboro did something with a laser pointer that could potentially cause permanent eye damage to Mahomes, that would be nothing anyone should care about either?

<br />
<br />
Not really, no. If it's easy to find the guy, then throw him in the slammer for a night, but don't devote a several month long investigation into this kind of crap.

Ok, well at least you're fair.

IMHO it's a pretty bad idea to let someone get away with this. It isn't the punishment of this guy that matters, it's really the effect of hopefully deterring others from engaging in the same bullshit conduct.

The reason for an investigation is that someone who would do this might escalate his/her behavior into something like shining a laser into a pilot's eyes during a landing.

Obviously the person doing this has little regard for the well-being of other people, and until the person is located, the potential for even greater harm is still extant.

Watergate wasn’t about water. Pisses me off!

You're right.

Laser pointing is a gateway crime.

You're right. If there's no consequences then more d bags will start doing this. Just like in Buffalo where they keep throwing effigies of Goodell onto the field when NE plays there. Most people here are smart enough to realize that.

It's one thing to joke around and make up silly nonsense to justify losing, but when idiots escalate to potentially blinding players, tossing batteries, ice balls, or beer on players... We see the true character of the individuals.

The last time the Bills played in Foxboro, some Patriots fans I know had a motorized beer cart with Patriots logos on it, and they drove it to a group of Bills fans across the way to bust balls. It came back with a giant dildo stuck on top. :D

Yeah, those tiny ones are called "Little Rogers." Some lady Bills fan was disappointed that night...

Well, actually, consider the dude hasn’t seen his team in the Super Bowl since he was in middle school. A man can only take so much.

Didn't even blind Tom for life like he deserves. You failed us all Boomer scum.

Devotes 1000 hours to find a guy with a laser meanwhile a cop crashed and killed a person on 435 before the game because he was checking his Snapchat... Oh well.

Never send a Sooner to do a man's job.

That was hilarious. Love Steve Harvey.

Don't you think that's a little melodramatic? I'm pretty sure those laser pointers don't cause permanent eye damage.

So you're saying that Bills fans just happened to have that on them? :hmmm:ROFL

I don't think it's a bad idea to send a message that it's not going to be tolerated. Seem to be a lot more incidents with fans these days feeling they can do whatever they want with players. The snowball one really bothered me. If he hit that punter, the Colts would have gotten a first down. Fan interference has zero place in the game let alone being dangerous. More than anything it sends the message to fans to stop doing dumb things as if they can't get caught.

This guy gets jail time yet the known child molester Brady doesn’t even get investigated.

No justice.

The snowball thing pissed me off in that the league would dare attempt to even come down on such a harmless thing. It's a snowball for ****'s sake; it's not killing anyone in a helmet and pads. Who are you going to ascribe the penalty to? Are you going to watch a "replay" from the stands? And you make a call against it? You deserve to get pelted by the entire ****ing stadium.

You do NOT put the head coach in a position of having to wag his finger at the fans because that's when things can get real interesting and ugly.

You want to send these guys out to play in a snow storm, in falling snow so thick that the field has to be cleared during commercials? Then accept ALL the elements and don't be a bitch about it.

Indeed. A sad state of affairs.

If you petition to outlaw the practice of kissing a family members lips I will support you in this endeavor.

Godspeed.

Jesus. You are an idiot

There are consumer available laser pointers that can cause eye damage from hundreds of feet away?

He should have used it on Bob Sutton

64... LMAO