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JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:43 AM

Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say
 
Just another Wednesday night in Eau Claire.

http://www.cleveland19.com/2019/04/1...rt-police-say/

EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too.

The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo.

Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers.

While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said.

Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.

Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.

Police arrested Smith, but it wasn’t without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.

Meanwhile. police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.

Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.

But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.

Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.

Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.

Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:48 AM

They post here.

Pitt Gorilla 04-13-2019 07:50 AM

Clearly not meth.

Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:51 AM

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Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

I'm thinking Flakka or salts.

BigRedChief 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

How in the **** did this happen and not occur in Florida?

JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204690)
They post here.

Hopefully you are referring to the dog. Bo obviously has the most sense. Hot Jiffy cornbread muffins with butter are bombass.

Baby Lee 04-13-2019 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204695)
I'm thinking Flakka or salts.

Ruhhhhnnn?!?!

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Mrreeeowwwww!!!

Baby Lee 04-13-2019 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 14204697)
Hopefully you are referring to the dog. Bo obviously has the most sense. Hot Jiffy cornbread muffins with butter are bombass.

Bo knows cornbread!!

http://thebestshoesforcrossfit.com/w...10/BoKnows.jpg

Rain Man 04-13-2019 07:56 AM

Bo seems like someone I could have dinner with. We're both into Jiffy. Lisa and Benny, probably a no.

Rain Man 04-13-2019 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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This woman is ten years younger than me. That's sobering.

JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14204703)
This woman is ten years younger than me. That's sobering.

Karate obviously has an aging effect.

displacedinMN 04-13-2019 08:00 AM

That low pressure system clearly ****ed people up.

Guy at Mall of America THREW a 5 year old over a 3rd floor balcony.
What the **** is wrong with people.

Spoiler!

JimNasium 04-13-2019 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 14204699)
Ruhhhhnnn?!?!

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Mrreeeowwwww!!!

I want to meet this guy Baby Lee. He’d be fun to grab a beer and barbecue with.

Munson 04-13-2019 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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That woman is 46? She looks closer to 66.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't do drugs!!!!

Pitt Gorilla 04-13-2019 08:11 AM

At Walmarts? There’s a shock.

Sassy Squatch 04-13-2019 08:17 AM

LMAO


Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.

Bwana 04-13-2019 08:25 AM

It's shocking something like this could happen in such a fine upstanding establishment.

The people of Walmart list grows by two.


https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDov...1zYWx0cy5qcGc=

scho63 04-13-2019 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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She looks like she could be in her mid to late 60s!

Bwana 04-13-2019 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14204727)
She looks like she could be in her mid to late 60s!

Looks closer to pushing 80. :eek:

Skyy God 04-13-2019 08:37 AM

I’m
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14204701)
Bo seems like someone I could have dinner with. We're both into Jiffy. Lisa and Benny, probably a no.

The judge should make relenquishing their dog to a better home part of the plea deal.

FAX 04-13-2019 08:47 AM

A sobering tale of woe in which the smartest person in your household is a kleptomaniacal dog.

FAX

Best22 04-13-2019 08:59 AM

Nice looking individuals

JimNasium 04-13-2019 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 14204731)
The judge should make relenwuishing their dog to a better home part of the plea deal.

I don’t know Cave. We might want to ask the dog. He’s seems to have had a fine time.

In58men 04-13-2019 09:12 AM

I’d watch that move

Kman34 04-13-2019 10:06 AM

Bet the security camera footage is awesome..

HemiEd 04-13-2019 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 14204726)
It's shocking something like this could happen in such a fine upstanding establishment.

The people of Walmart list grows by two.


https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDov...1zYWx0cy5qcGc=

Is that really a thing?

Baby Lee 04-13-2019 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 14204802)
Bet the security camera footage is awesome..

I've seen Reno 911.

Wonder if Eu Claire has an officer Dangle in booty shorts.

DanT 04-13-2019 11:41 AM

This was a gift that fell into the lap of the marketing staff for Jiffy Cornbread, that of all the products in the store, the dog picked it.

seclark 04-13-2019 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14204735)
A sobering tale of woe in which the smartest person in your household is a kleptomaniacal dog.

FAX

Jiffy cornbread is some good shit. Bo knew what was happening.
Sec

Flying High D 04-13-2019 01:52 PM

Innocent, would.

MahiMike 04-13-2019 02:53 PM

Didn't know broomhilda knew karate...

...I DID know not to go into Walmart.

Pitt Gorilla 04-13-2019 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 14205139)
Didn't know broomhilda knew karate...

...I DID know not to go into Walmart.

I feel like she probably knows karate the way Mac knows karate.

Rain Man 04-13-2019 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 14205086)
Innocent, would.

Woman, guy, or dog?

FAX 04-13-2019 03:52 PM

Mr. Rain Man bringing the tough questions for Mr. Flying High D.

But it's all good ... now we get to speculate on what the "D" stands for.

FAX

Flying High D 04-13-2019 05:01 PM

Need a pic of the dog.

Flying High D 04-13-2019 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14205163)
Woman, guy, or dog?

box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix

Skyy God 04-13-2019 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14205163)
Woman, guy, or dog?

Worst **** Marry Kill ever.

Rasputin 04-13-2019 08:19 PM

Sit Bo Bo sit


good dog.

Flying High D 04-13-2019 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14205163)
Woman, guy, or dog?

Where’s all of the above option? Asking for a Walmart associate, of course.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-14-2019 12:41 AM

Good luck finding this level of high quality entertainment in your jive-assed Target store.

IA_Chiefs_fan 04-14-2019 11:53 AM

That was a rough 46 years.

seclark 04-14-2019 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan (Post 14206009)
That was a ruff 46 years.

FYp
Bo

Flying High D 04-14-2019 02:10 PM

Wonder why they didn’t name the dog Waylon.

Hoopsdoc 04-14-2019 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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I’m guessing these two have sex with each other on a regular basis. They probably include poor Bo occasionally.

Also, LMAO

Fish 04-14-2019 06:33 PM

Quote:

Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.
Hey, we've all been there....

Flying High D 04-14-2019 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc (Post 14206422)
I’m guessing these two have sex with each other on a regular basis. They probably include poor Bo occasionally.

Also, LMAO

Will they do their foreplay someplace besides Walmart next time?

eDave 04-15-2019 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 14204710)
That woman is 46? She looks closer to 66.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't do drugs!!!!

Karate. Not even once.

Red Dawg 04-15-2019 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 14204699)
Ruhhhhnnn?!?!

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Mrreeeowwwww!!!

Lol. That's amazing. Good comedy.


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