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Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say
Just another Wednesday night in Eau Claire.
http://www.cleveland19.com/2019/04/1...rt-police-say/ EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too. The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo. Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo. Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers. While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said. Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth. Police arrested Smith, but it wasn’t without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody. Meanwhile. police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him. Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime. Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer. But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody. Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping. Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft. |
They post here.
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Clearly not meth.
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I'm thinking Flakka or salts.
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How in the **** did this happen and not occur in Florida?
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Bo seems like someone I could have dinner with. We're both into Jiffy. Lisa and Benny, probably a no.
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That low pressure system clearly ****ed people up.
Guy at Mall of America THREW a 5 year old over a 3rd floor balcony. What the **** is wrong with people.
Spoiler!
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Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't do drugs!!!! |
At Walmarts? There’s a shock.
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LMAO
Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. |
It's shocking something like this could happen in such a fine upstanding establishment.
The people of Walmart list grows by two. https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDov...1zYWx0cy5qcGc= |
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A sobering tale of woe in which the smartest person in your household is a kleptomaniacal dog.
FAX |
Nice looking individuals
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I’d watch that move
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Bet the security camera footage is awesome..
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Wonder if Eu Claire has an officer Dangle in booty shorts. |
This was a gift that fell into the lap of the marketing staff for Jiffy Cornbread, that of all the products in the store, the dog picked it.
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Innocent, would.
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Didn't know broomhilda knew karate...
...I DID know not to go into Walmart. |
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Mr. Rain Man bringing the tough questions for Mr. Flying High D.
But it's all good ... now we get to speculate on what the "D" stands for. FAX |
Need a pic of the dog.
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Sit Bo Bo sit
good dog. |
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Good luck finding this level of high quality entertainment in your jive-assed Target store.
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That was a rough 46 years.
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Wonder why they didn’t name the dog Waylon.
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Also, LMAO |
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