How often do you think "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team!"
 

Let's see who is the top #1 Chiefs fan on Chief's Planet dot com! Answer poll question !!

Dumb

**** you!

At minimum, 73. If I'm rubbing one off or getting laid you can add an additional 200 to that total

Now this is an Elite Chiefs Fan!!!!

wtf?

Thought this was a kcnut thread....

47!!

Eww I just did once more - 48!

Wonderful Chiefs Fan!

He is a wonderful Chiefs fan, and so are you!

I LITERALLY NEVER STOP THINKING IT!!!!


THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!

A Chiefs fan for us all to aspire to be one day. No friend, thank U!!!

I think about everything a million ****ing times a day. I hate it and I love it! Go Chiefs!

I am secure in my Chiefs fandom. I don't need to think that they are my favorite team because they are my favorite team.
If you have to think about whether they are you #1 favorite team then you are not a very big fan. You are still trying to convince yourself to either be a fan or stay a fan.

You forgot an option for "all the times". A lot more recently because I always wear Chiefs gear but not until last year would people stop me and compliment me on "our awesome QB and how much our defense sucks".

I don't know what a favori is, so I've never thought that.

If I am not in Camo, I am wearing something red

YES!!!!

THE IDEAL CHIEFS FAN!!!!!!

**** you!

69 times a day.

LOL HELL YEAH

The only thing that stops me thinking about the Chiefs is visualizing a cooler of Ice and my Grandma naked....100X

My man!!!!

GILFtacular thought!

Ask my wife. She’s been called Patrick during sex more times than her actual name!!!

What's her actual name

I wish I remembered

MY MAN!!!!!!!!!

*puts up hand for a high five*

I am a chiefs fan and don't have to prove it. When you still get facial ticks from hearing the name todd blackledge or matt cassel you are a true chiefs fan.

How bout Lin ______

Be careful with those ticks, they could give you Lyme disease!!!!!

Or Rocky Mountain spotted fever!

Dear Lawd Jesus! A truer Chiefs fan I've yet to find!

You guys both had funnies!

I simply love to laugh!

Been talking with the Jags front office to set up the Jacksonville road trip. They told me from talking with the other NFL front offices that the Chiefs are the biggest road draw by far. Not even a close 2nd across the NFL.

Hell yeah, brother. Try to get a "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team" chant going at the game!!!

I will not mention the kicker that shall go unnamed.

I selected 33 but my actual answer is 420 times per day. I’M ****ING PISSED GOD DAMMIT

ROFL

THE LAK OF DEDICATION HERE HAS ME PISED OF!!!!!

I think anyone that hasn't posted in this thread has spoken by not speaking. They've clearly chosen Alex Smith as their favorite Kansas City Chiefs QB and are now Washington Redskins fanclub members 4lyfe. They probably don't even think "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team" once a day...

If Patrick Mahomes murdered someone, I would frame myself to preserve our chance at the Super Bowl!!!!!

ROFL

As I was just taking a shit and cumming at least nine gallons of jizz at the same time, I kept chanting "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team!"

I believe this is why I was able to cum nine gallons instead of the customary 7 3/8 gallons.

ME TOO!!!!!!!

It's a Chiefs Mracle!!!!

I came lots of cummies as I read this thread! Go CHIEFS! Go my #1 favorite NFL football team!

ROFL

Laugh out loud stuff here considering the nature of the original post

If a jellyfish stung Patrick Mahomes II on the penis, I would suck his dick and then call a medical professional for help treating the jellyfish wound!!!

i mean.. i think i got this shit covered

I think about it when I'm meditating
 

Instead of coming back to the breath. Also in the shower every morning when I lose my hard on after morning porn.

You, sir, are doing the Lord's work

I'd probably just suck his dick and cum all over myself while doing so!!!

Edit- I, erhm, mean jellyfish!

Why you say such harsh things??? The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team! Say it with us

A better question would be "how often, while reading Chiefs Planet, do I think carcosa is a 13-year-old little punk?"

**** you!

I have been thinking The Phrase non stop since the Crank Flark trade!!!