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Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:32 PM

Pick a famous artist's painting for your living room.
 
Okay, here are the rules and the background.

I googled a list of the "greatest painters of all time" and found some random person's list who seemed to have an opinion. I then googled the names of the top 30 artists, adding "paintings museum" to the search to try to avoid copies and stuff.

I took the second image that I found in each search. My goal was to avoid the artist's most famous painting, and to get a different, and generally less famous, example of their work.

I'll put images of each of the 30 artist's paintings up in the first few posts of this thread.

Here's the rule: you get to pick one of these paintings to be displayed in your living room for the rest of your life. It is the painting shown in the first set of posts in this thread. You cannot pick another painting by that artist.

You cannot sell the painting or charge admission to view the painting. You do not own the painting. It is being provided to you for your personal enjoyment only.

Which painting do you select?

(Gimme a minute to get the posts up and the poll up. Go paint a picture of a happy tree or something while you're waiting.)

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:32 PM

WASSILY KANDINSKY*
https://i0.wp.com/www.guggenheim.org...eb-1.jpg?w=870

VINCENT VAN GOGH*
https://assets.simpleviewinc.com/sim...68aef642e9.jpg

TOMMASO MASACCIO*
http://www.travelingintuscany.com/im...accio32700.jpg

TITIAN*
https://www.hermitagemuseum.org/wps/...c-7d2af943a6ff

REMBRANDT VAN RIJN*
https://www.theleidencollection.com/...dts-Mother.jpg

RAPHAEL*
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._panoramio.jpg

Naptown Chief 05-01-2019 09:35 PM

Stephen Hawking

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:35 PM

PIET MONDRIAN*
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/phot...-115331271.jpg

PIERO DELLA FRANCESCA*
https://www.thegrandwinetour.com/wp-...3-1200x770.jpg

PETER PAUL RUBENS
* https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images/hb/hb_42.187.jpg

PAUL GAUGUIN*
https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/image...b_51.112.2.jpg

PAUL CÉZANNE*
http://media.getty.edu/museum/images...e/10932501.jpg

PABLO PICASSO*
https://www.metmuseum.org/-/media/im...011C5D172C1E37

eDave 05-01-2019 09:35 PM

Patiently waiting for some Jim Carrey.

Randallflagg 05-01-2019 09:36 PM

Bob Ross......??



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ROFL

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:36 PM

MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI*
http://media.getty.edu/museum/images...l/36717701.jpg

MARK ROTHKO*
https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/image..._1985.63.5.jpg

LEONARDO DA VINCI*
https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/d...amp=1483042806

JOSEPH MALLORD WILLIAM TURNER*
https://thumbs-prod.si-cdn.com/Ei7FG...llee_aoste.jpg

JOAN MIRÓ*
https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net...200&quality=80

JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT*
https://www.thebroad.org/sites/defau...t_untitled.jpg

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:37 PM

JAN VAN EYCK*
https://www.visitflanders.com/en/bin...cm13-85734.jpg

JACKSON POLLOCK*
https://thumbs-prod.si-cdn.com/SZCgT...2-17858401.jpg

HENRI MATISSE*
https://www.metmuseum.org/exhibition...atisse_18.ashx

GIOTTO DI BONDONE*
https://www.louvre.fr/sites/default/...e-recevant.jpg

FRANCISCO DE GOYA*
https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/image..._29.100.10.jpg

EDVARD MUNCH*
https://munchmuseet.no/assets/1907-1...nter_75/2Q.jpg

eDave 05-01-2019 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randallflagg (Post 14247030)
Bob Ross......??




ROFL

I'd take a Bob Ross original in a heartbeat.

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:38 PM

Sorry about the Munch male frontal nudity. It's art.

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:38 PM

ÉDOUARD MANET*
http://blogs.getty.edu/iris/files/20...net_spring.jpg

DIEGO VELÁZQUEZ*
https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/image..._14.40.631.jpg

CLAUDE MONET*
https://theknow.denverpost.com/wp-co...1-1074x780.jpg

CARAVAGGIO*
http://www.museivaticani.va/content/...1280.1280.jpeg

ANDY WARHOL*
https://news.wttw.com/sites/default/...l%20THIS_0.jpg

ALBRECHT DÜRER*
https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/image...b_43.106.1.jpg

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:39 PM

Okay, those are your thirty paintings by the world's greatest painters. The poll will come up soon.

Simplicity 05-01-2019 09:42 PM

Sorry, I make my own rules.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/69/fd...ca3d5b4453.jpg
(Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)

ThaVirus 05-01-2019 09:43 PM

The Kandinsky, Pollock or Monet.

Boise_Chief 05-01-2019 09:44 PM

The Jackson Pollock or the Floyd would both look great in my LR

TrebMaxx 05-01-2019 09:46 PM

No Bob Ross?

Sofa King 05-01-2019 09:46 PM

Jean-Michel Basquiat. Definitely a conversation piece and it’s bright.

Sassy Squatch 05-01-2019 09:48 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1lTwODX4AA_RGN.jpg

Rain Man 05-01-2019 09:55 PM

Okay, here's my first cut. I can go from 30 to 14 pretty easily by eliminating paintings where I don't really like the style or the subject.

Contenders

WASSILY KANDINSKY
VINCENT VAN GOGH
TOMMASO MASACCIO
TITIAN
PETER PAUL RUBENS
PAUL CÉZANNE
PABLO PICASSO
LEONARDO DA VINCI
JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT
HENRI MATISSE
FRANCISCO DE GOYA
ÉDOUARD MANET
DIEGO VELÁZQUEZ
CLAUDE MONET

Rejected – Don’t like the style

ANDY WARHOL
ALBRECHT DÜRER
JACKSON POLLOCK
MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI
MARK ROTHKO
JOSEPH MALLORD WILLIAM TURNER
PIET MONDRIAN
PAUL GAUGUIN


Rejected – Don’t like the subject

CARAVAGGIO
REMBRANDT VAN RIJN
RAPHAEL
JAN VAN EYCK
GIOTTO DI BONDONE
EDVARD MUNCH
JOAN MIRÓ
PIERO DELLA FRANCESCA

Miles 05-01-2019 09:57 PM

What the hell is that lady holding in the Da Vinci?

eDave 05-01-2019 09:58 PM

Tough call between the MIRÓ, the BASQUIAT, the POLLOCK, or the DÜRER.

Fishpicker 05-01-2019 09:59 PM

Albrecht Altdorfer
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...BCnchen%29.jpg
a detail of the same painting
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...di_isso_05.JPG

eDave 05-01-2019 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishpicker (Post 14247066)
Albrecht Altdorfer

What's going on there?

Fishpicker 05-01-2019 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14247068)
What's going on there?

pike and shot, puff and slash

ClevelandBronco 05-01-2019 10:04 PM

Since I cannot have a Magritte, I will happily settle for a Matisse.

Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:05 PM

If I then shake out the top half of my contenders, I end up with:

Top Half:

WASSILY KANDINSKY
PETER PAUL RUBENS
LEONARDO DA VINCI
JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT
HENRI MATISSE
ÉDOUARD MANET
CLAUDE MONET

Eliminated:

VINCENT VAN GOGH
TOMMASO MASACCIO
TITIAN
PAUL CÉZANNE
PABLO PICASSO
FRANCISCO DE GOYA
DIEGO VELÁZQUEZ

Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:06 PM

Getting it down to my top three:

PETER PAUL RUBENS
JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT
CLAUDE MONET

Elminated:

ÉDOUARD MANET
HENRI MATISSE
WASSILY KANDINSKY
LEONARDO DA VINCI

ClevelandBronco 05-01-2019 10:06 PM

I’m very tempted by the Basquiat.

rockymtnchief 05-01-2019 10:07 PM

DaVinci, Picasso and Monet, when I was younger.

C.M Russell has been more my taste for decades.

Indian Chief 05-01-2019 10:08 PM

Bob Ross is the correct answer.

Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:09 PM

So among my top three, here's how I would rank them.

#1 - Monet. I know it's trite to pick Monet, but there's a reason that he's considered great. I love his stuff, and I have a natural attraction to landscapes. I have to go Monet here.

#2 - Basquiat. This guy does some seriously awesome stuff. I really like his painting, and it's a really close call to pick it.

#3 - Rubens. This is a surprise for me, because I'm not usually into his stuff, but this particular painting is really wonderful. I like how the central figures are more crisp, and then the figures on the edges get fuzzy. Great work.

Fishpicker 05-01-2019 10:10 PM

Rubens cuz he was painting big booty hos before it was cool

https://www.artble.com/imgs/a/f/d/81...marseilles.jpg

prhom 05-01-2019 10:11 PM

Monet isn’t my favorite, but it’s better than the Van Gogh you selected. I would have a tough time turning down the Pollock or Kandinsky though.

Gadzooks 05-01-2019 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miles (Post 14247063)
What the hell is that lady holding in the Da Vinci?

This. Anybody know what the **** kind of life form that lady is holding?
https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/d...amp=1483042806

Sassy Squatch 05-01-2019 10:19 PM

Looks like a ferret.

Gadzooks 05-01-2019 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14247099)
Looks like a ferret.

Never-mind. It's a god damned ermine.
(Rain Man.:rolleyes:)

mr. tegu 05-01-2019 10:25 PM

The Monet for sure.

Third Eye 05-01-2019 10:26 PM

I did not read the rules before posting. I would like to change my vote from the Matisse to the Caravaggio.

eDave 05-01-2019 10:29 PM

Went with the POLLOCK as it aligns with the decorating ideas I have for my new house.

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 10:29 PM

No Hieronymus Bosch no care.

Gadzooks 05-01-2019 10:34 PM

Someone picked the one with all the dinky doos, (NTTAWWT).

Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 14247102)
Never-mind. It's a god damned ermine.
(Rain Man.:rolleyes:)

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Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:39 PM

Rembrandt has two votes? I like his stuff in general, but the selected painting isn't exactly irresistible to me. It looks like the emperor in Star Wars.

Strongside 05-01-2019 10:50 PM

Turned a corner at the Vatican Museums a few years ago and saw in front of me Raphael’s “Transfiguration”.

Most of the other paintings from that period haven’t aged particularly well and are discolored, faded.

Transfiguration, in that regard, was the 4k UHDTV to the tube televisions that populated the halls elsewhere.

It was so vivid. The colors were so unbelievably pristine.

A closer look revealed brush bristles stuck in the oil, and fingerprints scattered about. It’s a masterpiece.

One of probably five pieces of artwork that have ever made my eyes well up with tears just from looking at them.

eDave 05-01-2019 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14247120)
Rembrandt has two votes? I like his stuff in general, but the selected painting isn't exactly irresistible to me. It looks like the emperor in Star Wars.

I was drawn to that one. Then it started to creep me out. Those eyes are probably looking right at you, at any angle. :shudder:

eDave 05-01-2019 10:52 PM

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....rL._SY679_.jpg

Rain Man 05-01-2019 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 14247127)
Turned a corner at the Vatican Museums a few years ago and saw in front of me Raphael’s “Transfiguration”.

Most of the other paintings from that period haven’t aged particularly well and are discolored, faded.

Transfiguration, in that regard, was the 4k UHDTV to the tube televisions that populated the halls elsewhere.

It was so vivid. The colors were so unbelievably pristine.

A closer look revealed brush bristles stuck in the oil, and fingerprints scattered about. It’s a masterpiece.

One of probably five pieces of artwork that have ever made my eyes well up with tears just from looking at them.

I haven't been there, but that would be great to see.

A painting that I saw at the Louvre has always stuck with me as a beautiful painting. Delaroche's "The Young Martyr". It's amazing in real life.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/e1...48dd030066.jpg

GloucesterChief 05-01-2019 11:05 PM

Caravaggio simply beats/murders all the competition. He was one part genius painter and one part drunken brawling street thug.

eDave 05-01-2019 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 14247151)
Caravaggio simply beats/murders all the competition. He was one part genius painter and one part drunken brawling street thug.

They were all great. They were all ****ed up.

GloucesterChief 05-01-2019 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14247157)
They were all great. They were all ****ed up.

Yes but we actually have pages of written records of Caravaggio's brawling and at least one murder he committed. He also did so in multiple cities.

stevieray 05-01-2019 11:21 PM

Since art is subjective..no offense.

No:

Albert Bierstadt
Norman Rockwell
Maxfield Parrish
Thomas Hart Benton
Remington
*Frank Frazetta
*Roger Dean

but off the list...

The Monet is tempting as I saw my first at the Nelson last year.

The Pollack would be incredible because you could study and get lost in it for hours.

But in the end, I'll have to choose the Michelangelo. The only artist to ever create masterpieces in art, sculpture and architecture. He's unparalleled in my eyes. No one comes close.

saphojunkie 05-01-2019 11:34 PM

Caravaggio and I didn’t need to see the options

saphojunkie 05-01-2019 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 14247151)
Caravaggio simply beats/murders all the competition. He was one part genius painter and one part drunken brawling street thug.

My man right here

eDave 05-01-2019 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 14247177)
My man right here

I thought he was talking about SAUTO, TBH.

TwistedChief 05-02-2019 01:53 AM

Monet for me and it's not even close. Art rarely does much for me, but his stuff has depth at a level I really don't understand myself.

jd1020 05-02-2019 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14247168)
The Pollack would be incredible because you could study and get lost in it for hours.

I'm curious to know what there is to study in a Jackson Pollock painting.

I took art history as one of my college courses and when we got to Pollock there wasnt much to be said other than sometimes he drops a cigarette butt in his painting as he stands over the canvas and haphazardly flicks paint around.

scho63 05-02-2019 02:47 AM

LeRoy Nieman

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2012...obit-jumbo.jpg

http://iartprints.com/uploadpic/lero.../big/rocky.jpg

http://www.paintinghere.org/UploadPi...rdan%20Art.jpg

https://www.klinebooks.com/pictures/medium/42993.jpg

http://sheamagazine.com/wp-content/u...at-Latrobe.jpg

Otter 05-02-2019 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 14247097)
This. Anybody know what the **** kind of life form that lady is holding?
https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/d...amp=1483042806

Looks like a ferret with trimmed ears that works his arms and shoulders to hell at the gym. Possibly some HGH involved.

Easy 6 05-02-2019 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 14247045)
The Kandinsky, Pollock or Monet.

Nice tastes you have there, I’m torn between the Kandinsky or Monet myself

TipRoast 05-02-2019 05:42 AM

What about Renoir?

https://tabanerocigars.com/wp-conten..._auguste_5.jpg


Alternative for Raphael:

http://en.allpaintingsstore.com/Art....o-Altoviti.JPG


And one more, from Winslow Homer:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...dack_guide.jpg

MahiMike 05-02-2019 05:58 AM

I didn't see Salvador Dali.

Chiefs=Champions 05-02-2019 06:00 AM

As someone who knows nothing about art - I picked monet. Surprised he had so many votes. Must say something about his talent.

lawrenceRaider 05-02-2019 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prhom (Post 14247092)
Monet isn’t my favorite, but it’s better than the Van Gogh you selected. I would have a tough time turning down the Pollock or Kandinsky though.

I wonder at the choice for Van Gogh. He has many much, much better paintings to choose from and is my favorite on the list. The Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam is a must visit. The Rijksmuseum is an all day affair to see it all, they sit basically next door to each other.

https://kristimorris1796.files.wordp...gh-art-sun.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CEYFayo29E...52520night.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hrflWI1SO3...Painting-3.jpg

https://haydenmcclure.files.wordpres.../vangogh_3.jpg

lawrenceRaider 05-02-2019 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14247120)
Rembrandt has two votes? I like his stuff in general, but the selected painting isn't exactly irresistible to me. It looks like the emperor in Star Wars.

Were you trying to skew the voting with crappy paintings by some of the greats?

ThaVirus 05-02-2019 06:11 AM

I have to say i was disappointed in Michelangelo's work. I usually love his stuff.

Coochie liquor 05-02-2019 06:17 AM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...135aaef69f.jpg


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MTG#10 05-02-2019 06:18 AM

The first one because it's the only one that even comes close to matching my other decor

CanadianChief 05-02-2019 06:34 AM

How is Bob Ross not on this list?

loochy 05-02-2019 06:59 AM

No Dali? I love Dali stuff.

rabblerouser 05-02-2019 06:59 AM

Where is Henri Rousseau?

Poll is worthless.

RealSNR 05-02-2019 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14247344)
No Dali? I love Dali stuff.

That's because you're a pervert.

Sorce 05-02-2019 07:50 AM

I watched an old lady who apparently gave no ****s walk up and touch that Jackson Pollock. I would have went with Van Gogh if it had been one of many of his other paintings.

fan4ever 05-02-2019 08:10 AM

I'd take any of the impressionists...and Dali IS great...just not what I'd want in my living room.

KC_Lee 05-02-2019 08:15 AM

Pieter Bruegel for the win.

Beef Supreme 05-02-2019 08:32 AM

http://www.theworldweekly.com/images...ver/Jesus1.jpg

Amnorix 05-02-2019 08:34 AM

So I love Rembrandt and van Eyck, but the paintings that they did that are available here aren't anythign I love. I'm choosing -- as I now see so many others did -- a nice seashore painting by Monet.

It's dominating the competition, but I think that is far less the skill of the artist than the simple fact that here in the modern world, that is an entirely appropriate (if slightly boring), very nice piece of work.

Amnorix 05-02-2019 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 14247269)
As someone who knows nothing about art - I picked monet. Surprised he had so many votes. Must say something about his talent.


Nah, see my reply above. He's not likely even top 10 for me. It's just a nicer piece that fits well in any living room, more than any extraordinary talent he has.

I love Rembrandt, but an old crone staring down at me all the time? err....

Randallflagg 05-02-2019 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 14247097)
This. Anybody know what the **** kind of life form that lady is holding?
https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/d...amp=1483042806



Chupacabra.

srvy 05-02-2019 08:59 AM

Absolutely
https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?s...oduct.chain%5D

srvy 05-02-2019 09:16 AM

Thomas Hart Benton

http://stateoftheozarks.net/culture/...ture_joads.jpg
https://biblioklept.files.wordpress...._org.jpg?w=739
http://www.artfixdaily.com/images/pr...ton972x631.jpg
http://www.askart.com/assets/2017/8195_240089_450_1.jpg


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