She Don't Like She Don't Like She Don't Like...
 

SCAMPI!
https://www.kmbc.com/article/scienti...caine/27343671

Scientists are stumped after discovering traces of cocaine in nearly every shrimp tested in certain regions of the U.K. recently.

The Environmental International study showed that samples of shrimp collected in July 2018 from 15 sites across five river catchments in the Suffolk area, including Gipping, Alde, Deben, Stour and Waveney contained the drug, along with illegal pesticides.

Cocaine happened to be the most common drug discovered in the shrimp followed by anesthetic lidocaine, which is often used by dealers to bulk up cocaine, according to the study.

Scientists believe the drugs were introduced to the shrimp after a possible leakage or overflow of water into the sewer. Substances discovered in the shrimp were fenuron, ketamine, which is an animal tranquilizer and party drug as well as tramadol, which is an antidepressant.

The pesticides that were discovered are banned in the U.K.

Newsweek reported that Dr. Leon Barron, senior lecturer in forensic science at King’s College London and co-author of the study said, “Such regular occurrence of illicit drugs in wildlife was surprising.”

The scientists said they wouldn’t have been as surprised if the shrimp were found in areas closer to London, but they were shocked to find the traces were discovered in more rural areas.

Locating the direct source of the pesticides that were found is proving difficult for scientists at the moment, worrying some who believe it could pose an environmental issue.

According to Newsweek, this isn’t the first time wildlife tested positive for illegal drugs. A study conducted by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife found oxycodone in shellfish off the coast for the first time.

This girl lived close to you?

Sounds like I need to eat more shrimp.

Isn't it....She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lieeeee…….cocaine!

Lo Caine!!!!

She don't like???

Yes it is. This is the only reason I came in here, to correct this.

I bet those were some fast swimming shrimp!

limp shrimp

I bet it ends up with the scientists being ordered to wash their hands before handling shrimp.

Shrimp cocaine mules

One line at a time.

God I hate it when guys get the lyrics wrong!!!

Prawns to the rescue

I learned something new...embarassed to say...I always thought it was like...:redface:

The damn shrimp industry is at it again.

The first one is free. Then, before you know it, some disreputable dude on a dark street corner is trying to sell you shrimp after you've already lost your car, your house, and mortgaged a kidney. And all for another shrimp.

FAX

Yesterday I had Crown Seats behind home plate at Kauffman Stadium. They moved the game up from a 7:05 start to a 3:30 start, so I had to haul ass to meet up with my pals. We got in during the first inning and ate dinner first. The food is unbelievable, and they had cajun shrimp...big, hot tasty cajun shrimp. I love shrimp, its one of my favorite foods. I ate a LOT of shrimp, then waddled out to watch the game around the 4th inning. Royals were up 7-0 before I sat down. BTW: If you've never done the Crown Seats,make it a bucket list thing. You MUST do it if you love Royals baseball.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, cocaine shrimp. That- that's about it.

Sooo oysters make you horny and shrimp makes you party?