Hard Knocks With The Oakland Raiders
 

Confirmed. Coming August 6.

Ha ha!!!! Nice.

Gonna be a shit show.

:popcorn: :dancing_banana:

So much disfunction. So much joy

It's going to be glorious

Wow. This will be entertaining, like Cheaters or Springer.

The contrast between this and The Franchise is going to be sharp.

I'm getting HBO in august just for this

LULZ

Chuckie and AB. Great. Just great.

Can’t be worse than our hard knocks with Herm.. that was crime against humanity with that ****ing loser.

Should be a fun watch.

I wonder if Amazon is going to do another all or nothing this year, and if so, which team? I know that they did the Cardinals last year. Did anyone watch it?

Napa Valley welcomes the black hole gang

I am excited.

Better have a scene with Mark Davis at Hooters!

First episode is titled Dumpster Fire.

Such a loser franchise with trashy dumb fans like Carr4mvp. Lol somebody thought that guy was in the same discussion as the Mahomes of the world once. Now that's his username forever.

I'm guessing that Patrick Mahomes II name comes up more than Al Davis. I know what scares them.

That's a good name for that franchise.

Damn.......... that's sad

What a stupid decision, a distraction like that is the last thing Chuckie needs as he attempts to rebuild that shitshow

I think it’s going to be fun to watch... Stupid decisions are par for the course..

Pass. But not with Carr.

HBO is brilliant, it's like a car wreck. You will be hooked to tune each week. Gruden, AB, Richie Incognito, Vontaze Burfict, it's the perfect storm!

Actually, I just wanted my username to be a really bad pun. :)

I don't think they get a choice. It is always a team that didn't make the playoffs last year, and some other qualifiers. I think Jon was lobbying the NFL to cover the Redskins instead, but that apparently didn't work out for him.

They should have the Gruden money thing running constantly on the bottom.

https://isgrudengoneyet.com/

Tank and Turk. LMAO

Hope they ask AB how it feels to know he will never make the playoffs again

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Great so there will be video of Incognito and Burfict fighting and then Brown comes running in and lays his shoulder pad to Bruficts helmet, then stands over him asking how he like that shit.

I hope they show the stadium overflowing with sewer and stormwater.

I figured they would do it next year with the move to Las Vegas.

Gruden is going to lose the locker room

Why the **** is this show so intent on painting Richie Incognito as some kind of reasonable human.

Scumbag team trying to fight the lambs ROFL

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NSFW

ROFL

Probably threatened to cut the producer’s father’s head off.

My biggest takeaway from this episode is that Derek Carr is a ****ing clown. Why is he constantly giggling like a schoolgirl?

This team is gonna be awful again. Max 4 wins.

Great reminder of how shitty a roster they have.

And how shitty Gruden is as a coach. He couldn't motivate me to do anything!

Didn't see him do any real coaching the entire episode...

He would motivate me to skip practice and get drunk at one one of the local Napa vineyards.

Raiders fans have to be embarrassed to watch this shit show. Reminds me of when Herm was at the helm. 10 years though?! LMAO!!!

Or maybe burn your feet right of their ankles in a cryotherapy chamber?

That was such a swing and miss for Chuckie. It's one thing to be a passionate guy, but he walked in all smiles and jokes, then he turned rage machine on a dime. No motivation or context to precede it.

I didn't picture anyone there being inspired, figured most of them were half-asleep and thought 'dafuq is he mad about all the sudden?'

Gruden sure does cling to that "tough guy" persona like a goddamn lifeline when he coaches. He never shuts it the **** off. When he's giving a direction, it's tough guy. When he's correcting mistakes, it's tough guy. When he's installing, it's tough guy. When he's trying to motivate, it's tough guy.

You have to be a real ****ing person. That's not saying you're not allowed to cuss and get pissed when things go wrong, but he has no other coaching mode. It's ****ing stupid, and it's pretty obvious whatever respect he's earned from players is there IN SPITE of his fake scream-o act, not because of it.

Unless the Donks find a way to bottom out, the Raiders are gonna be last in the division for as long as that moron is the coach.

Derek Carr looks like a mid-sized FG kicker, no wonder he gets injured practically every season.

I am curious to see if this Abram kid pans out or becomes another typical bonehead Raider addicted to penalty flags.

Y'all are watching a scripted reality show.

Let that sink in.

Y'all are watching a scripted reality show, and you think you are getting something real?

LOL

The thing is I think Abram could be a productive NFL player......the problem is he was very over drafted for what I think his best role is.

I think he could be pretty solid as a nickel LB, big safety type. Basically a better Dan Sorensen yet as a 1st round pick he has to be so much more than that.

Doesn’t matter. Y’all are still winning 4 games max.

Yeah. And instead of the normal reality show participants, ie aspiring actors who can give life to the script, this one is populated with knuckleheads.

Lol.. I think your right.. The Raiders aren’t a real football team..

That's not what hardknocks is. There is no way they can script a football team entirely. They might put them in situations etc, or ask them to repeat things they say - but they certainly don't script beyond that. LMAO

Brought back memories of Rickey Henderson going on DL for falling asleep on an ice pack and getting frostbite.

Jeff Fisher (who did Hard Knocks in '16) said everything on the field was real; everything off the field was scripted.

Wow! Just watched and I agree. It reminds me of why I decided to be my own boss. If I were a player and Gruden talked to me like that he'd be in the hospital. **** him. when he was giving that one player shit for the way he was dressed all he was doing was demeaning him. That's not motivating AT ALL!

No way this team ever becomes legit no matter how good they draft.

To be completely honest if I was equally as good as Gruden at doing a Kurt Russell impression I'd be doing the same exact thing. Kurt Russell is a god.

Gruden is embarrassing...it's impossible to take him serious.

He was never a good HC...just at the right place at the right time.

This season's HKs is boring...they are trying to make it interesting but it's just flat.

Jeff Fisher

ROFL

The suck is real. Good luck with your latest trash heap.

Time for another bite of this shitburger

How the **** is the team ever going to respect gruden when they bring in frank caliendo to do impersonations of him during team meetings ROFL

Yeesh.

I hope the Chiefs never do one of these.

Wow this experiment with mayock and gruden looks like a ****ing clown show

Waller and Renfrow should not be taken lightly.

Carr is still the qb

That part is all in good fun. The part where I lose respect for him is watching him spend half of this episode kissing AB’s ass.

It's like he's forcing himself to saying "****ing". That sentence doesn't even sound right, "I want better ****ing execution", also these are grown ass men he's talking to. Does he honestly think acting like some big tough badass is going to scare professional football players into executing better? I'm sure that psycho Incognito is shaking in his boots because some bowl cut wearing clown said he wanted better ****ing execution. Hopefully Derek Carr gets fed up with him and beats the hell out of him by the end of the year.

I gotta say it APPEARS that team is coming together and has a lot of talent. They absolutely destroyed the Cards on both sides of the ball but I'm not sure what that means.

Week 1 Denver/Oakland is going to be a fun watch.

This version of Hard Knocks could not be more boring.

Chiefs already have.

Cards are not a team to measure success against. A lingerie league team would be competitive against them.

Hard Cocks with the Oakland Faiders

Other than live field tape....HK`s is scripted and edited. Nothing to see here folks. These Raiders will be better this year but likely not a threat. The proving point will be when Derek Carr gets hit the first time.....will he go full blown fetal like a pussy or man up for the first time in his career. He has the arm.....but he is a pussy so far when pressured.

Can't front on AB nabbing a Uris.

Can't speak as highly of his 'Chief of Ds' soup strainer. Half expect him to bellow at Officer Riggs that he's a wildcard and his partners can't trust him.

Still hard to believe the Raiders won 12 games when they were trying to sell Vegas on relocation...that's not an easy sham to pull off.

I think they had a NFL record 8 4th quarter comebacks....yeah right. LMAO We all know how clutch Carr is...not.

I said its was rigged when it was happening...and they would vanish back to the abyss once the deal was done. *cough cough*

They have a new stadium about to open...I expect them get some league favoritism again this year. Almost always happens when a new stadium is about to open...problem is the Chargers are moving next year too.

Doinks are going to get screwed....Chiefs are probably looking at some ruff AFCW officiating too.

OH FOR ****'S SAKE

Frank Caliendo as Chucky was pretty damn funny.

Did the team bus/plane explode yet?