I'M LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER - AMA
 

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Haven't been on Chiefs Planet much because I'm living in a van down by the river.

how's your cable?

and a follow up:

are you gay?

Cable i miss



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Definition #2 yes

well played brother!!

What is your preferred foliage when you need to wipe your ass?

Damn, I miss my 91' B250, 5 door, 15 passenger. That thing was great for so many different things.

Charmin ultra soft

When I paint "Free Candy" on sides would you prefer orange or purple spray paint?

Ooo, fancy!

This is living the life

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How big are u?

Just be real careful if you start hearing banjo music........

5'10" 225lbs



If you're asking about my dick its just average Chiefs Planet member 10"

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:bolt:

Red



I always have free candy if anyone ever wants some

I warned my daughters about guys like you... thank god they are married now...

Which do you like better about the nomadic lifestyle? The methheads, homeless or runaway kids?

The fishing

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Not paying rent ; utilities & having neighbors

Aww, cute couple.

But can you fully stand up in your home?

I have a nice back yard and i don't even have to mow

Gonna get cold in a few months, man.
Sec

I got a few months to worry about it and I'm sure i'll find a place. I'm back at my old job and working about 90 hours a week now so I'll be able get a place if i decide but right now i want to save money. I'm looking to get a portable generator to beat this heat. Hasn't been too bad so far with all this rain it hasn't been in the 100s like usual this year so i've lucked out!

:clap:

Could have taken that exact picture many times.

Seriously, I think it would be cool to escape from the real world for a few months at a time. Good on you man. :thumb:

Good for you. I love the river. Wife would never go for it.
Sounds like a plan.
Sec

Very cool. livin' the dream man.

LOL Only because of heartbreak and despair did life change on a dime and ended up this way.

Do you have your Kayak with you?

It'll get you through whatever it is you have to get through then you'll be ready to reengage. Good on you and hope they're biting.

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Live your best life my man, I sincerely hope it all works out for ya

Just make to sure to stock up on plenty of corn meal, flour and oil for all of the fish you're gonna be frying up!

I got storage unit for it and things but i have yet had the opportunity this year to take it out because of all the rains and storms :(

Hopeing soon i'll take a few days off just to Kayak fish.

I want to go back to Eastern Kansas think i found a hot spot for some bass.

So you dont even have a house or a normal abode...at all?

How are you cleaning up, doing the whore bath thing?

I could definitely see myself pulling off an extended stay like you're doing, but man I'd really miss my shower

There is a shower house and bathrooms down at the park

I thought you had kids...

My youngest just graduated high school I'm kid free

Perfect, now just get you that generator and a mini AC unit and you're all set

And 90 hour work weeks? good lord bro... give yourself a break!

More feet pix plz bb

I get tonight off then i'll work next 6 days 16 hour shifts but i was in premium holiday pay for the 4th and I need a damn good check to bounce back on with.


Also i have a nurse friend wanting me visit her in Alaska same nurse friend i went to see in New Mexico last year. So i want to save some money for that. I want to catch a butt halibut

How you doin ?

;)

Brutal hours, it sounds like working harvest year round :shake:

But if its all in pursuit of the elusive butt halibut, then carry on soldier :D

yes the hours are brutal but it should all pay off plus i got to go to a game this year i want to witness our Super Bowl run!

If i can get shit paid off and get out of debt then i won't have to work all these hours but yet the State mandates me so most of it's forced labor even when i come in early to work a 12 hour shift they make me stay for 16 hours.

It sucks cuz it cuts into my fishing time but without money it's hard to go fishing anyways so that is the clutch.

Do you have lines in the water as we speak?

**sigh** not at this moment but I got to come up with some bait or dig for worms. I'm not out there right now.

What kind of job do you have??

Free candy distribution to kids.

Jesus, Man.

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

Would you classify yourself as completely feral?

If so, how many acres of land do you require to accomplish that?

If not, what goods or services are you importing into your domain, and do you have a plan in place to begin making them yourself?


I'm still doing research to answer this question: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...ighlight=feral

I require not being around people when I fish.

I work nights at a state psychiatric hospital but I get held over every day.


The stories I could tell..... Holyshitballs. <-- true story lmao.

Held over as an employee, or....?

I didn't know that state psychiatric hospitals still existed. I thought they'd all been shut down in favor of some other model that clearly isn't working. Are your folks voluntarily there, or does Missouri allow involuntary admissions?

We get "mandated " that means if we don't have relief we are required to stay up to 16 hours. I've seen nurses get held over for 22 hours. You can refuse a mandate but then you get wrote up and eventually that can cost your job but mandates get old.

Maintenance thing, or being an orderly thing?

Knowing a few stories myself, owing to living in a town with with a huge, old, but recently closed down asylum... not sure if I could handle the strain of dealing with the latter

And yes in Kansas they are typically involuntary admitted to our hospital and we get guys from jail all the time because they tried to hang themselves in the jail cell.

That seems kind of weird, but I guess it's a public safety issue (or patient safety). I wonder if people like police and firemen and jail guards and air traffic controllers have a similar system.

An orderly thing. Getting vitals and what ever needs done keep patients from harming themselves or others but mostly can sit around and color or hang out but also do location checks.

We are just understaffed and part of the problem with that is location not much people are willing to work out here and its desolate area. The amount of turnover is crazy. Larned state hospital has been I'm the news because of lack of staffing

I risk getting beat up every night I go to work but so do the cute girls I work with. I protect them.

Oh man, that sounds stressful both mentally and physically

I’ve been in the one I described earlier many times as a kid to see an old relative, and know people who worked there in various capacities over the years... it would probably crush me into a permanent depression

Good on you for being willing to step up, they’re still people who need care and there you are

I actually like my unit other units we get pulled too not so much but I've survived this field by looking at the entertainment value patients (and staff) give. It's like watching True TV live. Most of the patients are characters and you get to know them.

Like when a patient says "The green beans are cooked in gasoline " I'm like don't eat the green beans

I've seen that youtube video about the correlation between attractiveness and craziness in women, so I'm assuming that your hospital is full of really attractive women patients who occasionally wrestle each other or the cute female orderlies. Don't spoil my vision of this by telling me otherwise.

Damn! That's out there where the Hoot Owls **** the chickens. Nowhere

Dude, Kudoos to you, I hope your van life is a great get away and relief from work. Catch them catfish and cookem up!

LMAO you’re a good egg, it’ll all work out

This is as accurate as you want to believe

They wrastle in slow motion and sometimes their hospital gowns slip open and fall to the ground and we have to go over and put their garments back on them wrapping them up and carrying them back to their rooms. it's a donting task.

Sounds like One Flew Over Cookoos Nest meets Shawshank Redemption meets Field of Dreams

I misspelled Cookoos intentionally because the ****ing stupid pussy PC filter changes any word that contains a portion or means a pussy Liberal and starts with a C and ends in uck

I call it Cookoo for Coaco Puffs but I call S.P..T.P. Peewee's Playhouse. That's a different program.


There are three different programs at LSH and also DOT

PSP or ATC adult treatment center. That's where I work the most

SSP. State Security Patients for criminally insane

And

S.P.T.P. Sexual Predator Treatment Program that a bullet is the only cure for them.

Actually there are some of us farther S.W. in Kansas than you currently are! :( Welcome to the constant breeze! However it's dry here and nights are always nice and cool, even in the dead heat of summer.

Have you visited;

- old Fort Larned? It's cool if your into history.
- the Mexican restaurant in Larned? not bad.
- Pawnee rock? another historical site.
- You are living right on the Santa Fe trail, have you been to that museum?
- Have you fished Larned city lake?

So much to do, so little... "hey look, a rabbit!"

Oh yea, have you thought about one getting a pop up canopy to put right behind your van? I have camped out of my pickup shell and it makes a huge difference. Portable, cheap and lots of shade. I used 5 gallon buckets for weights. One for each leg, fill with water, short bungee cord from leg to bucket handle, when ready to leave dump the water, fold up the canopy, stack buckets and go.

just a thought.......

how's your cable?

Good way out of not paying bills lol

That's the idea

How did you land your job without having a valid address? Not that it actually matters, but places have a hard time dealing with that sort of thing.

I'm still waiting on cabletech94 to come by and install. He's been promising last three years to do so so I can get it free but I'm starting not to believe him.

I second the Mexican restaurant. Try the Chili verde, shockingly some of the best I've ever had.

What sup loochy


Well I just used my brothers address that lives here in town but I did have to jump through a bunch of hoops. you can't just transfer back nope they make it unreasonable and difficult as possible even though everyone was wanting me back.

The van looks much more normal than I expected. Not all rape-y or serial killer-y...





edit: nevermind. You posted pics from the inside...