At work
 

So my manager is a raiders fan. Told him tyreek is innocent and the chiefs going to beat the raiders. I'm wearing my chiefs shirt on red friday. So he showed me his shirt and i told him i wish i had four thumbs to give his shirt four thumbs down.

Hell yeah!!!!!

Great!

IS YOUR MANAGER GAY?

This is outstanding news!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He then forcefully snapped your head down to his groin area where his unit broke your jaw and now your shirt purchased from walmart has blood and cum all over it

Don't forget to tell him that his QB sucks!

Aren’t you special

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I just ate some Chinese for lunch and I took a giant raider when I got back to the office.

Funny you say that. I had some Indian for lunch and when I got back I took the biggest Elway of my life.

Use your great toes, Mr. big nasty kcnut. You're letting that cretin off too easy.

FAX

You should tell him he should be first in line to invade area 51 and take as many raiders with him.

I went from my manager being a Patriots fan to two raiders managers I'm like oh come on.

I'm a horn dog today

It's odd that you work around so many homosexuals. Did you move to San Francisco?

The pats fan was in houston these two are in tulsa.

Greatest story ever told

Why can't you just show him both your middle fingers, and do it while telling him you want a god damn raise.

Well I'm a nice guy. Plus he taller then me and might crush me.

Take out a knee. When he goes down kick him in the throat. Spit on him and yell Raiders suck!

Sweep the Leg

Non-cowboys fans in T-Town. Impossible.

If you crush the knee even the biggest go down