Welcome back Dane.
 

Okay so here's the deal:

First, welcome back to the forum. I pretty much figured you weren't going to stay gone for long, I mean how could you? There's way too much going on.

Secondly, I don't recall where we were at in our ongoing tumultuous relationship when you last split, so I'd like to go ahead and apologize in advance for any affronts to your person and hopefully we can get this latest stint in the joint off to a good foot.

Finally, I'm a bigger prick than ever and that has more to do with one third of the current mod team being completely useless than it does with anything you may say or do, so don't let my cold pricklies rub you the wrong way friend.

Here's to a warm fuzzy, and welcome back.

Your pal,

Sweets.

I'll make sure I preemptively have his whiny ass on ignore.

I would be absolutely shocked, and really glad, if it's Dane.

It has been confirmed, so sayeth the Wendler.

I'll believe it when I see him post under his actual username.

Just last weekend I had breakfast with Dane at a local IHOP.

He’s not back here. Promise.

I've seen better posters at my local guitar center.

Meh. :shrug:

But you haven't yet seen Magic 8-Ball Marty rock out on the "Signature Dane McCloud Marimbas".

That may change your mind a little.

FAX

Butt****ing moron.

Oh yeah?! Well I sucked on Dane's toes at Walmart! Beat that!

I heard he was looking at houses in Leawood.

Either post the pic of your Best Buy receipt or GTFO

you cannot trust this guy's sources, clearly

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ROFL:clap:

You're the one who confirmed, Meathead!

I was shocked that he stayed away all of last season, this is the greatest time to be a Chiefs fan since the 60’s

If true I welcome him back, Dane brings a potent mix of attributes to the board

Right?!? Out of all the seasons...

**** Dane McCloud

Why do we have to bring this guy up? Can’t some just move on and erase him past their memories?

Guy was the most arrogant, condescending hostile son of a bitches on the planet.

I hope he sticks a bunch of dynamite up his ass, lights it and blows himself up to pieces. Thats how much I hate the bastard.

:hmmm:

Canuck wants a war.

I believe he was a big Smith backer so likely didnt want to eat shit over it.

:clap:

Exactly, he is a sociopath. If you disagree with his opinions, (copied and pasted straight from USA Today), he goes off the rails. I can't believe there are so many Dane ass kissers on here. :rolleyes:

Going to be a great season- we don't need this negative asshole making every thread into a vendetta shit show. :shake:

I heard it from someone when i was at Shoe Carnival, asshole. They were having a BOGO sale on Skechers.

Dane is a great poster who was awesome to interact with.

If Dane bothers you too much, you need to do 2 things:

1. Put him in ignore
2. Quit being a pussy who gets flustered at people you don’t know on the Internet

Ooooh. The "Smith is a franchise QB"-thing. Yeah, some things are best forgotten. I'm willing to let it go if he is.

And originally was against Mahomes as well before the draft.:shrug: He definitely has "football eyes" for sure.;)

Love me sum Dane. Glad hes back

No, he claimed to me that Mahomes was the only QB prospect that he liked coming out that year. Now whether that is true or not, and he was actually on the Mahomes train well before the draft I couldn't say.

Agreed. But I don't think anyone should be banned. He's one of my least favorite people on Chiefsplanet but when he's not being a raging dickhead he can provide some reasonable sports talk.

Shut the **** up you worthless Canadian twat.

You were a terrible poster during the Royals runs. Just a tremendous blowhard, piece of shit.

Dane is 1000% the man and poster you are.

I miss Dane. His insider Hollywood stories are pure gold. Plus, he should be here for the Mahomes era.

As if Dane would grace his presence in a low-class place like IHOP.

Yeah when he was not raging out he was a cool poster. But he's still probably the weirdest poster I've seen on any site. I don't know if its sadder if his rage schtick was something he put on for CP or if its sadder if it was his true personality. Either way that shit was weird.

It was the iconic one in Hollywood so.....

in our time of greatest need, dane has returned to us

we need him now more than ever

trolls are coming

we stand united behind the witch king of arrowhead

this will be his finest hour

Dane Polanski is back?

C'mon man, rip the guy if you want but the pedo stuff just isn't cool.

Haha dumbasses that's a fake account I made

Ok, that makes a lot more sense.

When you post shit like this you have to permanently tap out...

https://media.giphy.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/giphy.gif

Well where is he?


Is he gonna be unveiled coming out the Arrowhead tunnel to smoke and fire and cheerleaders with pom poms running through a chiefs planet banner?


God if so at least lease out LA Rams or Cowboys cheerleaders.

Now that he doesn’t have his radio show anymore, I guess that means more time for CP.

I saw this coming from a mile away- he made it almost a year.....

So... where is he?

I am Dane McCloud of the clan McCloud.

I am Dane McCloud

I am Mane DcCloud

ANOTHER TIME, McCLOUD!!!

/Kurgan

LMAO

If he actually comes back, I intend to ask him why he chose Dane McCloud as a handle when he has repeatedly stated that he is Italian

I just figured he was a fan of Dennis Weaver and his McCloud series.

Or maybe he is Dennis Weaver?

Pretty sure that was going to be his name if he would have gotten the lead guitar role in Steel Panther.

Does Dane McCloud rhyme with butt ****ing moran? Nope, that’s not it. Hmmmm......

Dane? Where are you, you beautiful bastard?!? I knew you couldn't quit us!

Anyone who doesn't like Dane is a thin-skinned pussy who takes the internet far too seriously.

And you can tell them I said it.

Call me a glutton for punishment, but I do hope Dane returns to CP. He was/is passionate about the Chiefs and you’ve gotta respect that! Welcome back, Dane (I hope).

I think it's a nod to the old cop show.

What’s up, Dane? Hope all is well, man.

ROFL like your opinion matters to me

Who is the worthless twat? Let me see here, the guy who runs his mouth and tries to belittle people and try to make them feel less. Thats what both you and Dane are good for. At least I don’t go around running my mouth like that like some of you guys do.

And thats because you guys have a low sense of self to do that. Thats pretty sad if you ask me. Oh well better you guys than me.

I’ll bet anything that Im a way more likeable guy in life than Dane or you. You could prioritize him over me, thats cool. I dont care.

You dont even know me.

How strange people wouldn’t enjoy being told, “Shut up, ****.”

I don't think it's being thin skinned. His act is just weird. It's like a 14 year old on Xbox back in the day.

I look forward to daily updates about how much the house has appreciated in value.

I know enough about you and KCconnection to know you’re worthless Canadians.

How about Dane is abnormal? Like its seen when he has to freak out and blow up over differences in opinions.

And then try to belittle people by calling them effin idiots or whatever. Dude is not nice and rude. Like seriously, if someone has a difference in opinion so be it.

Ive never seen anyone in my life like him blow up over differences in opinion. That he gets so personal. Why?

You don’t know me. All you can extract is from what you see here thats it. But you dont know well enough.

And you’re wrong about me.

Ok so you claim Im worthless, are you setting a good example of bringing good value when you talk the way you do?

Do you talk to other people like this face to face?

Absolutely.

Every time I see eDave. Or meet a Canadian.

Dane is a good poster. He is also a funny mofo.
I've had tons of run ins with him, and shit talking episodes but its all in good fun. If you wanna shit talk the guy, just dont get all butthurt when he beats you.

On the other hand I'm not surprised that the crop of geniouses and canadians who make up this shit-tastic crew of cry babies coming in this thread to confess that a long haired guitar player from California tore their labia is unable to handle some banter.

Danes not here man

https://i.imgflip.com/yk6ya.jpg

Oh come on, soldier... you didn’t trade worse barbs in your wartime quarters with the guys?

The secret with Dane is just fight back and have fun with it

If being called a butt****ing moron upsets you then CP just probably isn't your cup of tea.

100% this.

I mean yeah this forum is a bunch of 40 year old guys acting like teens but Dane took it to another level. There's a reason why he has the reputation he has despite this being a forum where that kind of stuff is normal.

I mean it's ironic to tell people to get off CP if they can't handle that kind of stuff when he's rage quit at least 2-3 times over shit he couldn't handle lmao.

Ok sure. Yup I believe that.

Why do you hate Canadians so much?

Has it even been confirmed that its Dane?

What if its Black Bob ROFL

it is

sweets and i are currently having a lover's quarrel, so he took the opportunity to jump the gun and ruin my other thread

but he's right

it's dane

Awesome then. I've taken his rippins and kept on ticking.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...

Like sands through the vagina ass, these are the Danes of our lives

pawn

go do me a dramatic reading of chiefs fan ethug tyreek hill edition in the he good thread