Would you take a bullet for Mahomes if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?
 

Was watching a YouTube of Rob Riggle on a podcast. Riggle was asked whether he would take a non-lethal bullet for Mahones. His answer was yes.

Well would you step in front of Mahomes to take a bullet if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?

Where is the bullet going to hit me?
Where is it going to hit Mahomes?

Depends. Is it lethal if it hits Mahomes?

Youd be a different person after it , can you handle the fame, the thank you checks, and a seat next to Clark for the rest of your life for games?

Bunch of pussies

Yes, the answer is yes

This is bigger than just you or me. Sacrifice yourself for the enjoyment of millions of fans for the next 15 years? Bunch of gutless bitches

He'll, I'd take a lethal one!!!!

Is it career ending?

LMAO

Hell no I am not taking a lethal bullet for a football player.

We will be sure to push you in front of that bullet and watch you try and squirm away from it then. :D

not that much detail about the situation was discussed. It’s not lethal for you. You think it’s omay for Mahones to get shot in his arm or leg and lose a season? Get in front of that bullet. Take the pain for the rest of us fans.

Skybox at Arrowhead? Cocktails served by scantily clad, young girls? Private plane and limo rides to and from games? 5-star hotel suites?

All free for life?

Heck, I'd shoot myself right now.

FAX

Pathetic hero worship. He’s a great, great player. Hopefully the best ever. Take a bullet for him? How silly. I’m sure you’re joking? Would he take a bullet for you? Would he even take a paintball for you?

A billet for mahones?

Shur wood.

thats not the question.

One has to assume that Mahomes and Clark and Wally would be very grateful.

You would never have to stand in line for games. Ever.

You could probably also bang the Chiefs cheerleaders if you wanted ... as if anybody would actually want to do that.

FAX

Then maybe you need to word the question better.

Fax has the answer. Plus you will live in Chiefs lore. You kept the SB dream alive.

Yeah ...

We can't have any stupid questions around here.

FAX

A grazing possibly, a full on shot no way.

Getting paralyzed or brain damaged or having to wear a colostomy bag or half my face blown off, no thank you.....

woukd you take a non-lethal bullet for Mahomes?

How is that not clear on the non-lethal part?:hmmm:

Whenever I don't know the answer to a question (or even fully understand the question), I always turn to Mr. stumppy for assistance.

FAX

So say that bullet is going to sever your spinal cord just below the neck rendering you a paraplegic?

Believe in Pat even if it means sacrificing everything?

I see now that I missed your wasn't. My bad.
Either way the answer in truthfulness is no as it would be for any sane person.
But I will realize that you are just having some "fun", so I will let you have at said fun.

You can still watch football with your head.

FAX

Some of you need to gain some perspective on what's important in life.

:D

Mr. DaFace is right, of course.

Take the bullet and be glad you did.

FAX

geeezzz it’s just a fun thread to pass this last week before training camp starts. Lighten up Francis!

You could still watch Mahomes lead the Chiefs to a Super Bowl and get beer through a feeding tube so that would be okay.

Grab the person nearest you use as shield then jump in the path?

Yes

I’d be a CP hero.

There are people on this message board who would have taken a bullet for Alex Smith.

Now THAT is sick.

Why is someone trying to gun down Pat? Is it Tom Brady? Its Tom Brady isnt it.

No, but I would have no problem aerating any piece of shit who was trying to mess with him

Or is the gunman Bob Kraft?

This is the only correct answer and a great reason for open carry.

People will die for a lot of stupid reasons. Women, money, land, government...

Is the NFL's best QB who just so happens to play for your team really that much of a stretch compared to those other reasons?

And the questions isn't even asking you to die. It's asking you to take a non-lethal bullet.

Those of you who hate the 2nd amendment hate Pat and want him gunned down. You pricks!

I don't value my life like most especially if kid like that has such a promising future.

In addition to the obvious reasons for yes, Patrick also just seems like a better person than me who is in a position to do a lot more good for the world. The altruistic choice is to jump on that bullet.

Pros:

- Save Mahomes from a devastating injury.
- Probably a lot of sweet perks from the Chiefs
- Handed the keys to the city.
- Fame for being the guy who "took that bullet for Mahomes"

Cons:

- Getting shot.
- Excruciating pain
- Possible long term physical and emotional damage
- Getting shot

My conclusion: Seems like there's a lot of willing participants to take the bullet. I choose you, Pikachu! I'll post my adulation for you on chiefsplanet.com and enjoy the benifits of not being shot.

Hell no!

I think it was Cris Carter that told rookies at the symposium they need to figure out which member of their crew was the fall guy. This is a job for that guy. I recommend he take some of the money he's leaching off Pat and get a bulletproof vest.

Hell yes I would.

Ahhh... now Gehrig Dieter still being on the roster makes sense!

Well I suppose Pat can have Gehrig Dieter sing I will always love you as you sip you beer through a straw in you motorized chair.

I’d shoot myself in the dick right now if it saved Mahomes from a hang nail

I'd much rather pop the shooter in the face before he fired, but if that wasn't an option, yes I would. Sure would suck to be the guy who could have saved him but didn't.

Although that would technically be “non-legal”, thats too horrible of an outcome for a fun thread. It would be “more fun” to take a bullet straight through the arm without hitting any bones or arteries.

You can’t jump on a bullet. You’re thinking of a grenade.

Chiefs Kingdom appreciates the sacrifice. ROFL

The pros outweigh the cons!

****in' A i would

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Your definition of lethal is different from mine.

No, a bullet that turns me into Gabby Giffords or Terri Schiavo is not worth Mahomes. To me, I interpret lethal as a bullet that significantly alters your perception and ability to think and function on the earth.

Lose a limb? Non lethal. Lose 75% of your brain? That's lethal.

Lethal is dead non lethal you survive. Maybe unscathed maybe not.

**** off!!!!!

I'd wish him the best of luck in his recovery

HELL yes brother!!! This right here is a REAL fan!!!!!

Bullets seem like they would really hurt. And a non-lethal bullet could still completely destroy a person's quality of life. I adore Patrick Mahomes II and would push any of you in front of him in a second, but I'd probably dive for cover myself.

Today?

I would take a bullet to save most of you people, true love for my fellow hunams. :D

I’m just setting the terms of the hypothetical situation man. In one case I’d say yes, in the other I’d say no.

There are people on this board who would have GIVEN a bullet to Alex Smith.

(Oh, I see Billay has a new thread I need to visit!)


Yes, you take the bullet for Mahomes. How is this even a question?

What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?

What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"

A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.

I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.

EXACTLY. Everyone should be picking yes here. Perspective people. This is a QBOTF for goodness sake.

It seems we have invented entirely new kinds of lethal.

We got your super-lethal, your semi-lethal, your wish-it-was-lethal, and your delayed-live-40-years-as-a-sponge-lethal.

This makes the question a whole lot more complicated.

FAX

He mad

It was a stupid post and further I dont believe any of ya will take that bullet. Most likely scenario the shooter misses and the only thing you hero's do is get it recorded on your cell phone.

He represents our best chance at winning a SB since Montana. **** yes I would, as long as it’s not in the dick or balls I’m in!

Blast is not a single bullet. You lose.

LMAO

But what if your a vegetable and you forget how to use your dick and balls?

/srvy

I downloaded an artist's body model of a Da Vinci-type male, and I'm randomly picking bullet paths. For those of you who voted yes, I'll tell you where you were hit.

BigRedChief - Grazed the inside of your left knee. Barely enough to leave a scar.

BWillie - Right quad about two inches above the knee, from the right side.

not sure how a graze saves our football savior?:hmmm:

Come to think of it, it wasn’t to save him, but take the bullet because he was under fire. Yes, I take the graze. Along with Chiefs fan lore and admittance into the winning Super Bowl locker room.

carcosa - Directly into the left femur at about testicle height, from the front. That's really going to hurt.

You took the bullet. You fulfilled your obligation.

Can’t we just have Alex Smith take the bullet?

Chiefs fan in Omaha - Inside of the right thigh from the back, slightly above the midpoint of the thigh. Flesh wound.