Where the **** did this girl get this shit?!!!!
 

And why have I not been told that it has hit the mother****ing shelves??!!!!

I DON'T ****ING LIVE IN KC. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I NEED TO BUY MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH. WHERE THE **** IS IT? HOW DO I ****ING BUY IT?!!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you don’t have your Mahomes magic crunch then you don’t have the Mahomes mama’s magic!..... that’s all <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/QBmagic?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#QBmagic</a> <a href="https://t.co/b9IJnGDb2k">pic.twitter.com/b9IJnGDb2k</a></p>&mdash; Randi (@tootgail) <a href="https://twitter.com/tootgail/status/1156383701107916801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2019</a></blockquote>
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It says Hy-Vee right on the box bruh

SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT IN HY VEE? I DON'T ****ING SEE IT ANYWHERE AT MY HY VEE.

IS IT AVAILABLE IN KC OR WHAT?

It's not out yet. The family probably got some early samples or something. You should be able to get it at any store.

that's patty's sister or something

I WILL FIGHT HER

AND SINCE SHE IS RELATED TO PATRICK MAHOMES I WILL PROBABLY LOSE

BUT I WILL STILL FIGHT HER

LOL ... can you purchase Mahomes Magic Crunch online?

Sounds like the perfect compliment to my energizingly hearty and nutritional breakfast.

FAX

Would you in 10 years?

What the ****?

Imagine. Your brother in law is Patrick Mahomes!!!!

JFC dude.....

Or shall I call you Jeffrey? Not cool.

So you wouldn’t marry her in 10 years?

I will say this as genuinely as possible...

You need to be hit repeatedly with a branch from an AID’S tree

FYP

/hall of classics was a fun read

Available at HiV

Whatever. I've got good health insurance. I'll get HIV for some Mahomes Magic Crunch!

We don't have those Hi Vee places here. But once I figure out how to do it, I'm going to stock up on Mahomes Magic Crunch.

I will no-look fling it in my bowl and pour a perfect rainbow arc of milk on those little receivers every morning.

FAX

I’ll have to hit up hiv tomorrow and check the status of this magic morning mahomes

Jesus tapdancing Christ, MAHOMO

So much for Pattie Flakes

make sure you add milk, don't want you to choke like our defense.

ROFL

I love you SNR

I accidentally MAHOMO-fingered your nubile, underage post. I am very sorry about this and will pay proper contrition at the appropriate time.

I would love to use Patrick Mahomes' cum as milk for this cereal!!!!!

Mahomo fingered ROFL

It will also work has hand lotion, anti-aging cream, hair gel, aphrodisiacs for sexing ladies (or men if that's your thing), insect repellent, super glue, antibiotic ointment, cure for cancer, you name it. It is the seed of life yet to be untapped.

They will not sell them at HyVee here---I am going to ask the manager if he can get his hands on some.

I wish it was the old manager-He was from Red Oak, IA and liked it when I walked in with my NWMO shirts.

you lived close to this girl?

Can somebody send me some!!!!!

I will pay!!!!

Can an Amazon prime account I'll bet you can find it on there.

I liked the comments section of the post (by MVP's mother). You can tell that HyVee probably wasn't ready for it to get out quite yet (or maybe it's just genius marketing).

I'll have to add this to my collection boxes of Flutie Flakes and Warner Crunch

I said the same thing! ROFLROFLROFL:eek::eek::eek:

I NEED TWO BOXES!!!!

Think I would buy 2 boxes, 1 to eat and 1 to save and never open. (i'm not a cereal kinda guy, but I would want to at least try it.)

LMAO

They didn't name them "Patty Flakes." I am disappoint.

Why the **** would they do that? What's this obsession with Patty Flakes? That makes no sense.

I thought the same thing when I saw that on Twitter. Sadly, no HyVee in FL...

Patty dont flake, Mahomes is magic in crunch time.

Sadly, you can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting one

Magic Crunch sounds like an acid or mushroom trip.
I approve

fake news
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Talked with someone who works there. The stores have them but are not supposed to put them out until tomorrow. The person I talked to said their store has 3,000 boxes.

If anyone has the chance and wants to help me out.....I’d like to get two or three boxes.

Damn, can you buy it online?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hell yeah!..cc: <a href="https://twitter.com/leighsteinberg?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@leighsteinberg</a> <a href="https://t.co/diX1QmZ3Uc">pic.twitter.com/diX1QmZ3Uc</a></p>&mdash; Jay Binkley (@3guysinagarage) <a href="https://twitter.com/3guysinagarage/status/1156672893457182720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Penbrook shoulda stuck to copy and pasting tweets.

This is worse than a season's worth of film! Oh the horror

Man...was hoping to get a box when I come up for the Royals in September, but it sounds like this is limited time only.

Dang.. I'm SOL in MD :(

Same here. I'd gladly paypal some $$ to pick me up and mail them out.

~50,000 boxes for this run. I bet another round comes out.

Please tell me I can get this in SD. I eat lunch with a major raider fan. And I can eat cereal for lunch.

How much will they be going for tomorrow on ebay

Mission Hyvee has it now.

According to others online Hyvee has a link to order online

I'm sicken by Mahomo's post on here, I don't know rather to punch the wall or hurl.

Someone wanna sell one to this dude in Florida I'd appreciate it

This would solve all our issues.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pretty sweet partnership between <a href="https://twitter.com/HyVee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@HyVee</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a>! <br><br>The cereal (available in NE, IA, KS, MO) is expected to raise $25K for the “15 and the Mahomies Foundation”<br><br>Hits shelves tomorrow! <a href="https://t.co/EhGAS3coK5">pic.twitter.com/EhGAS3coK5</a></p>&mdash; Bill Schammert (@BillSchammert) <a href="https://twitter.com/BillSchammert/status/1156746142006284288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I will be in Okoboji today. Will check out the Spirit Lake Store. If I get some, I can get a few our.
SNR. I will be coming to Fargo in a few weeks too.

The Hy-Vee twitter account tweeted this at 2:16am on 8/1/19

Hy-Vee
@HyVee

Replying to @TrickyRedDog

Paul, we apologize, We are not shipping this product out. The cereal, Mahomes Magic Crunch, will be available in select Hy-Vee stores in southern Iowa, Kansas, Missouri and Nebraska and only for a limited time.

2:16 AM - 8/1/19

:(

:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

NO CRUNCH FOR YOU! LMAO

Still going to give it a try here at lunch.

Yet another reason hy-vee sucks.

Picked up two boxes this AM!

Wait one dog gone second. Nebraska is just across the bridge. I will check over there.

Dear Hy-Vee 4321

One of those would have been nice for the man cave.

holy shit, ebay is flooded with them
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...ereal&_sacat=0

for reference they are 3.99+tax in the store

Anyone wanna hook me up?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, DICKHOLE!!!!!!!!!

The least these shit heads could do is release a complete list of Hy Vees that sell it so I can know where to send my goons to pick this shit up for me

Wow :shake:

Ebay is ridiculous.

LICK ME IN MY ASS, HY VEE.

Just called a few Hy Vees in the Iowa City and Des Moines area. Their information douche on Twitter says stores in MO, KS, NE, and southern IA. You'd think Des Moines would be southern ****ing Iowa. I called a few places, and they all said, "Nope... pretty much KC metro area or bust."

**** YOU. I'M JUST STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THAT OVERPRICED CRAP FROM EBAY

LOL... ****ing cereal........

Bought two boxes at $25 each.

Since this stuff raises money for charity, I have this to say to Hy Vee:

WHY DO YOU HATE THE LESS FORTUNATE YOU GREEDY DICK HEADS?!?!!!!!!

I mean they indirectly helped the person who paid $4 for that with food stamps and got $50 from you.