How will the Chiefs score their first TD this season
 

How will the Chiefs score their first touchdown of the season

Fake FG Buttkicker rushing TD

I went offense pass

A quadruple reverse pass to Mitchell Schwartz who reported eligible.

Hill catch and run for a 60 yard score. Twitter implodes and cries. All of us lol with joy. Brooke puts mac and cheese in microwave.

Quickly.

I think it will be Kelce from about 40 yards out. Skinny post against a backer.

FAX

Tyreek Burns Ramsey for 40 plus yards and taunts him by saying am I still a return specialist

Frank Clark crushes Foles who fumbles. Chris Jones recovers on the 25 and runs into the sweet nectar of the end zone.

one yard pass to blake bell :)

Truthfully, wouldn't that be crazy if the Defense scored first?

Defer followed by badger going all badger LMAO

Spectacularly.

80 yard strike to Hardman on a hitch & go

Pick six by Honey Badger

A defensive player from Jacksonville will intercept the ball, run the wrong way and score a touchdown for the Chiefs so he can brag to others that he caught a TD pass from Mahomes.

Andy Reid becomes a player coach and plays DB. He picks the ball off and races back for a 107 yard pick 6.

...that's...not how it works...

Gorilla slam dunk from the foul line. Wait. No, I'm pretty sure Mahomes could pull it off.

Sherm will score first.

Where's the option "Gift from the refs"?

This isn't patsplanet...

I know, It's Chiefsplanet, who represent the darlings of the sports media. (Thus the league and further to the refs).

Mahomes scrambles, dives for the pylon for a rushing TD.

Aren’t the Chargers picked to win the division every year for some reason?

Not anymore.
The Chiefs and their fancy pants QB are all the rage in the media.

ROFL You do know the media picks the San Angeles Chargers to win the west and compete for the SB every year, right? For love love of me I'll never understand their ballwashing of Phyllis & co

I think we live in different echo chambers.
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Hey Mods, the proper spelling of a vagina fart seems covered in the filters but you forgot the one that resembles your teams' spelling.

Let's hope so

It's what I've always wanted.

Your insults are weaker than Rivers’ pull-out game.

Offensive pass, hopefully a long one that breaks free. Be a run, if they get inside the 5 without scoring.

Go CHIEFS!

I don't recall ever insulting the Chiefs or their organization. I understand that I'm an outsider in this group of Chiefs fans and act appropriately.
I'm merely implying that the Chiefs have become the media darlings within the NFL on a level never achieved by the Chargers.
The narrative is that the Patriots will pass the torch to the Chiefs. If you Chiefs fans are focusing on negative media, you're missing out on the majority of articles/videos/tweets, etc.. that are crowning the Chiefs as future champions.
Living in an area that is not focused on either team helps to see the difference in bias.

50,000 to 1 odds.....hand-off to Melvin Gordon

No one can afford him. ROFL

By getting the ball into the end zone.

36 yards pass to sherman.

Opening kick retuned for a TD. Rest of the NFL goes on notice from 14:49 left in the first quarter.

I'm going to be contrarian and say defense.

Honeybadger sets the tone with an INT to house...

Fumble by Carlos hyde, recovered by mecole hardman, lateral to tyreek hill, hand off to Patrick mahomes who throws it to travis kelce for the td. Legal because the ball never crossed the line of scrimmage.

Tyreek returns the Jags punt for a TD after they open the season 3 and out.

By controlling the ball in the opposing teams end zone

Come join the fun. Spanos could care less about the fans. Besides wouldn’t you wanna be part of this coming Super Bowl season for a legit good team??

I went pass TD. Mahomes to D Rob while the defense is trying to cover Hill, Watkins, and Kelce. D Rob doesn’t even have anyone close as he moonwalks 5 yards into the EZ. Then he runs up to where I’m sitting in the stands and hands me the ball! We high 5 like a boss, and the camera catches me flexing like Hulk Hogan!

Mahomes goes full Steve Bono and runs for like 79 yards and breaks another Chiefs QB record.

Kpass on sack, strip, and fumble recovery in the end zone.

Len Dawson to Otis Taylor

Damien will catch a 5 yard TD

Mahomes to Kelce for a 25-yard strike!

Kelce is going to absolutely gut teams down the middle this year.

Mahomes throws a behind the back pass to himself.

Hardman, slot wr option pass to Kelce. TD.

Andy Reid suits up like Burt Reynolds in the Longest Yard remake and runs hungry pig right into the end zone while 7 Jaguars try to drag him down.

It’s a goal line run...the opposite goal line. 99 yards for the TD and takes the entire first quarter.

Andy defers, we run the kickoff back for 6.

CP crashes.

Hyde 1 yard run after a bomb to Kelce sets us up in the red zone.

Defensive TD.

Corrected

Run up the middle for a 30 yarder

Just like last time we saw them, Mahomes scrambles out and rushes for the TD.

Darwin T enema

Mecole Hardman 70 yard TD after a decent return. They will be leaving the rookie in single coverage while Hill, Kelce and Williams take the defense away from Hardmans side of the field.

I think a run with Williams inside between the tackles. Most likely goal line. I’ll guess....4 yards out

Some day......

Just for fun, I'm guessing that it will be FB Sherman on a wheel route.

Breeland Speaks interception

This would be epic. Always wondered why the Chiefs never tried this one again.

A slant to Hill, like the one that opened the first drive vs the Chargers last year.

maybe this thread should be....How fast will the Chiefs score a TD?

I would say start buying Kraft stock now, but she seems more like a quantity over quality kinda chick, so buy Best Choice stock.

Mac N Cheese gonna make some people rich.

For some reason a lot of coaches don't like to send their QB on a naked boot. Just sayin'

Offense pass it is

I’m gonna guess 68 yard TD pass to Watkins. ;)