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'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 06:48 AM

****Official 2019 Missouri Tigers Football Thread****
 
The 2019 season brings uncertainty, as the protracted appeal over a ridiculous "scandal" with a single actor still has not been resolved. On the field, Mizzou faces what appears to be a much easier schedule than in years' past. The early season is loaded with home games before a protracted road stretch from mid-October through November.


Schedule:


Spoiler!


Recruiting:

Spoiler!


Hamas' Crystal ball sees a lot of variance. I could see this team winning as few as 7 and as many as 10 games. Georgia is the only certain loss. Florida is likely still overrated by name, but time will tell.

Official prediction: 9-3. Recruiting prediction: slightly disappointing


FIRE ODOM. NOW

Perineum Ripper 08-31-2019 07:24 AM

I’m going to try and get to the Wst Virginia, South Carolina, Troy, and Tennessee games this year.

Thinking around 8-4 this year.

Titty Meat 08-31-2019 09:43 AM

Enjoy your bowl game this year

crispystl 08-31-2019 10:02 AM

How has Bryant looked in practice ?

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BryanBusby 08-31-2019 05:45 PM

Good start

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 05:46 PM

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Sassy Squatch 08-31-2019 05:46 PM

ObamaNotBad.jpeg

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 05:47 PM

Will be less exciting to watch, but I can handle a season of a thousand cuts on Offense if they can stay efficient.

Mosbonian 08-31-2019 05:48 PM

Good start for the team...

On a side question....what is the status of the appeal that MU filed on the NCAA penalty?

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 14418255)
Good start for the team...

On a side question....what is the status of the appeal that MU filed on the NCAA penalty?

'Under review'

I expect a rat ****ing.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 05:56 PM

Probably going to be a lot of that this year with McCann pulling double duty as kicker and punter.

Mosbonian 08-31-2019 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14418257)
'Under review'

I expect a rat ****ing.

Because Mizzou?

WhawhaWhat 08-31-2019 06:05 PM

Wow, just saw the score from the Tennessee game. Not a good day for them.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 14418279)
Because Mizzou?

Exactly. To top it, we'll probably be the SEC East champs to add on to the rat ****.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 06:15 PM

Yeesh Dooley. Why the **** would you run the ball against a Cover 0 look. That shit was prime for some PA.

Frazod 08-31-2019 06:25 PM

Defense just ****ing died all of a sudden. :shake:

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 06:28 PM

Woof why would you settle for 3 there

Frazod 08-31-2019 06:33 PM

For ****'s sake.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 06:35 PM

Open the ****ing shit up Dooley

Frazod 08-31-2019 06:44 PM

Did somebody actually suggest that these ****s would win the division earlier?

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 06:49 PM

He has got to improve his ability to secure the football. He lays the ball on the ground way too much.

Titty Meat 08-31-2019 06:49 PM

Issa fumble

Frazod 08-31-2019 06:51 PM

Free play and the one who sucks the penis dumps it off. 4321

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 06:57 PM

Stop calling goddamn fades.

Frazod 08-31-2019 07:05 PM

I'm out. **** these clowns. Don't even care if they come back.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:06 PM

This is the worst quarter of football I've seen them play in probably 20 years. Even the absolute debacle against South Carolina in the third quarter last year was against a Power Five team in bad weather.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 07:07 PM

They got up 2 scores and tried to coast. Lol **** them.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:14 PM

Of ****ing course I bought season tickets for this year.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 07:14 PM

Yeah **** them. It’s focus.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 07:29 PM

If I have to watch Dooley call another HB toss against Cover 0 I'm gonna wish thst I could reach my arms through the TV so I can choke him with his own headset.

petegz28 08-31-2019 07:33 PM

Odom sucks ...team looks like shit


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Matrix 08-31-2019 07:36 PM

Death, Taxes, and Mizzou ****ing themselves with a rusted barbed wire AIDS infected pipe in every sport.

Titty Meat 08-31-2019 07:39 PM

You guys suck lol

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:40 PM

Given how the team has played through the entirety of his tenure (and in both bowl games), it looks like Odom cannot keep his team focused after long stretches without football.

Every MU team under him has played like absolute shit in September and the two bowl teams completely no-showed.

Matrix 08-31-2019 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 14418456)
You guys suck lol

Go away, corn****er

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:43 PM

Goal line offense has been ****ing awful.

Sassy Squatch 08-31-2019 07:43 PM

What even is that run?

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:44 PM

For ****'s sake, this is WYOMING, not Alabama. Line up and beat their ass. How can you not get a ****ing yard in a power set against this team?

This is abject incompetence.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 07:46 PM

This QB needs his ass kicked.

Matrix 08-31-2019 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 14418471)
This QB needs his ass kicked.

Dabo knew what he was doing.

Sassy Squatch 08-31-2019 07:48 PM

**** Dooley and **** Bryant.

petegz28 08-31-2019 07:49 PM

I can't see the game. Did they not score?

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Sassy Squatch 08-31-2019 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 14418478)
I can't see the game. Did they not score?

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No. OPI put the ball at the 17-18 yard line and Bryant threw a horrific crossbody interception.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 14418478)
I can't see the game. Did they not score?

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1st and Goal from the 1.

Delayed run out of the shotgun for nothing.
Pass broken up at the line.
OPI on 3rd and Goal
Horrible across the body interception on 3rd and Goal.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 07:54 PM

Really? I have to have a legitimate reason to fire Odom 2.5 quarters into the season?

kcpasco 08-31-2019 07:54 PM

Lol OMG

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 07:54 PM

Holy ****ing A

petegz28 08-31-2019 07:57 PM

Never was sold on Odom as a coach. This is inexcusable. No way this should be happening at all.

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Matrix 08-31-2019 07:59 PM

lololololol

I waited for months for this shit.

siberian khatru 08-31-2019 08:00 PM

Outscored 34-3. Mind-boggling.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:01 PM

Just nuke the program.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-31-2019 08:02 PM

Release the Krakenpete

smithandrew051 08-31-2019 08:04 PM

That bowl ban may well be a moot point

Jewish Rabbi 08-31-2019 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14418501)
Just nuke the program.

Cardinals are about to steal one from the Reds if you want to tune in for that.

Priest31kc 08-31-2019 08:06 PM

Welp. Looks like Odom will kill fan interest right away for the 4th straight season. College football will yet again be on the far backburner to the Chiefs and the NFL for me it looks like. JFC

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:09 PM

This offense just sucks without Emanuel Hall to take the top off of defenses.

RollChiefsRoll 08-31-2019 08:16 PM

Wyoming? What the ****?

ClarkGriswold 08-31-2019 08:18 PM

My focus will definitely be on the Chiefs only I guess.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 08:19 PM

Odom should probably seppuku after this game if they lose.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 14418536)
Odom should probably seppuku after this game if they lose.

When they lose

Sassy Squatch 08-31-2019 08:22 PM

Or he could just blow his own brains out.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:24 PM

Time to score two TDs and then miss a 28 yard FG to tie as time expires.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:31 PM

****ing idiot.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 08:31 PM

Punt returner should self immolate.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 08:33 PM

Shove a family pack of catheters up Odom's pisshole

siberian khatru 08-31-2019 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14418565)
Shove a family pack of catheters up Odom's pisshole

Getting a catheter > watching this game

TomBarndtsTwin 08-31-2019 08:44 PM

Kelly Bryant era off to a banging start . . . . .

Thought the defense was suppose to be good?

Wyoming?!?!? Seriously ?!?! WTF Odom?!?

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:46 PM

No team should ever come out this flat in the first game, and it happens every time with Odom. They have routinely shit the bed the first month of the season. He isn't recruiting well enough to overcome his deficiencies with game management, his ability to motivate his players both early in the season and for bowl games is unacceptably bad, and his teams keep making the same mistakes with catching the ball, ball security, and ST execution.

He's not the solution. Find someone else.

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 08:47 PM

I don't even know. Every time I say Fire Barry Odom, the cock sucker Houdini's enough wins to get some Shreveport level bowl game. So not gonna do it.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:55 PM

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Matrix 08-31-2019 08:58 PM

Pillowbiting program.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 08:59 PM

Uhh..you stopped him short of the first down.

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 09:01 PM

Why would you let 40 seconds run off the clock there? It's never going to take your offense 40 seconds to run a play in hurry-up. Horrible clock management. Just ****ing horrible.

TomBarndtsTwin 08-31-2019 09:05 PM

Amazingly, they STILL have a chance to score a TD and win this game . . . . .

But ZERO excuse for coming out in the opening game like this, win or lose. That’s on Odom. Completely unprepared.

TomBarndtsTwin 08-31-2019 09:07 PM

Never mind. :shake:

'Hamas' Jenkins 08-31-2019 09:07 PM

That's it.

Fire Odom. Burn it down.

kcpasco 08-31-2019 09:08 PM

OMG this QB

BryanBusby 08-31-2019 09:08 PM

What the **** was that

FlorentinePogen 08-31-2019 09:08 PM

Just stupid. Very stupid. Shitty too.

mlyonsd 08-31-2019 09:09 PM

That was on the QB.


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