****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars Gameday THREAD****
 

If you're anything like me, you've got one most favorite top #1 National Football League football team you like the most:

The

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS!!!

Yes!

In honor of this first step on our journey to 19-0 (I GUARANTEE IT, WRITE IT DOWN, **** YOU) here are 19 fun facts about the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!

1. They play American football!
2. Their colors are red and white, and also there's some yellow in there!
3. They are famously playing in Arrowhead Stadium, one of the top stadia of USA!
4. Their mascot is KC Wolf, who does a funny little dance that make his tummy jiggle!
5. The field at Arrowhead Stadium is a standard 100 yard American football field... Perfect for NFL games!
6. The Kansas City Chiefs have won 1 (one) Super Bowl!
7. Everybody likes to root and cheer for the team!
8. Fans who attend a Kansas City Chiefs game may purchase food, beverages, and other products within Arrowhead Stadium!
9. In 1971, an evil witch placed a hex upon the Kansas City Chiefs franchise!
10. That evil witch hated the Kansas City Chiefs because Hank Stram had given her the best dick of her life, only to suddenly dump her!
11. This hex doomed the Kansas City Chiefs to an eternity of anguish and despair!
12. The hex can only be broken by The Chosen Quarterback!
13. In 1995, a Perfect Child was born in Tyler, Texas!
14. That child's name was Patrick Mahomes!
15. In 2017, the Perfect Child was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!
16. In 2018, the Perfect Child was revealed to be the Chosen Quarterback!
17. Hot damn, can he throw a dang football!
18. There are also many other good players on the team!
19. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL TEAM WILL GO 19-0 AND BREAK THE HEX AND WIN THE DAMN MOTHER****ING SUPER BOWL!!!!!

TIME TO TEAR OFF NICK FOLES'S GIANT DICK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

CHIEFS (MY FAVORITE TEAM) SHALL WIN THE GAME!!!!!!!! **** JACKSONVILLE INTO THE SEA!!!!;!!!!

Thank you!

First!

Nicely done

ROFL

In it to win it.

Dracarys.

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LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

If I may quote the famous crime fighter and Fantastic Four member The Thing, "It's clobberin' time."

I'M IN!!

To excited
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In for the mutha****in' win! God damn it feels good to type that again.

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LOOK AT THAT ****ING FACE

DUDE AIN'T SCARED OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Watkins was sure quiet during the preseason. I expect him to ravage the city of Jacksonville tomorrow.

22 hurricanes will hit the city of jacksonville tomorrow

and several second-string hurricanes

TYREEK WILL RAPE RAMSEY

CHEETAH > JAGUAR

Sure. Why not.

Any team that has had a Hammer, a Truck, a Tank, a Nigerian Nightmare, a Cheetah ya gotta love.

This Patrick "Can throw 80 yards in the air" Mahomes passing to Tyreek "Fastest man in football" Hill will be something real special if both can stay healthy.

Bummer that Hunt had his problems do wish he was involved with this.

3am start time for me :cuss: then work gets in the way...

i did get game pass tho, so i do have that going for me :D

You could at least use his full title when referring to him. :shake:

Ha! Now this is exactly what I wanted. Not only was the game thread started right at midnight (which I love) I also get 19 little known facts by one of the sweetest posters on this site and the entire world!

Now let’s begin our road to 19-0!!!

Horny here

Bonerjamz

Can’t wait till kickoff.

CHIEFS FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!!

19-0 here we cum!!!

Mahomes will make up for the touchdown passes he didn't throw against Jacksonville last year by tossing 7 today.

Chiefs 49, Jaguars 4

Yes, 4.

Chiefs by 25

ROFL ROFL ROFL
I laughed too hard at this

I feel oddly confident. I wonder why?

Oh...maybe bc we have an MVP best player in the league QB in Mahomes!

Let’s ride!

Too excited to sleep.

I haven’t felt this way in over a decade.

In. Hopefully can fall asleep soon so it isn't a long wait.

It begins...

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It’s finally back!

Carcosa is herby an honorary member of the famed 12pm thread unless the chiefs loose, then; your and idiot......

Hindsight is 50/50 afterall.

Well done, carcosa.

Let's go, boys and girls! I can't ****ing sleep!

Now that's how you write a ****ing OP

"That's what speed do"......worked for the Royals

Damn near 2AM but I’ll be damned if I’m not putting going to post in here before bed.

Chiefs 42
Jags 23

Please fill this thread with Tyler Thigpen thoughts and facts ty

The Jaguars are the skeleton in the picture below

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It's been a real long time since I was this pumped for the start of the season!

:grouphug:
ROFL
:banghead:
:bravo:

Good lord, let's whoop that ass, boys!!!

In. My god still 9 hours to wait?

Yep. Can’t sleep.

BOOM Ch Ka


Just got out of work and starting my 8 night vacation.


Let's roll.

7 hours and 35 minutes to go!

We need to set the tone early and put Jags in a 35 point hole by halftime

It’s finally here......Let’s do this!

**** YEAH

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Goddamn birds and bugs won’t shut up at 5 AM.

Go easy on them, the birds and bugs are also very excited!

Always have a box fan nearby.

1-0!!! PBJ

I can't sleep worth a shit. Too excited!!!

We got this.

In for the win boys. Here's to a great season ahead :toast:






And wish me luck on my first all-nighter for this season LMAO

“Get off my wave! Goons trying to drop in.”

Leeeeeeeeeetttttsssssssssssss ****!!!!!!!!

Woah you guys are Chiefs fans? That’s also my favorite team!!!!

**** the rest of the league!!!! Let’s face **** Foles!!!

Let's do this!

In! Let's Roll Chiefs!! :thumb:

In! Let's get that 1-0!

Today, gimme some touchdown KAAAAAAANSASSS CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a game today?

I'm so ready.

Week 1 of our Super Bowl run!

HI FREN! CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME PP?

Time for some bold predictions:

1. One of the new acquisitions makes a big play today. I'm thinking pick 6 for HB or strip sack for Clark

2. One of the Rookies balls out. Either TD for Mecole or interception for Juan.

I'm going to go INT for Thornhill in the 2nd half and a strip sack at the end of the first for Clark.

How's the weather in Jacksonville looking?

Glad you asked, TLO.

Supposed to be 98 degrees by 3pm. Low humidity levels. Would not be surprised to see some players cramping up today.

Mid 90s during the game. No wind.

It was about 90 last year in the opener (and felt hot af) and we had no issues.

Weather ain't gonna stop us...

Oh god I can't get on gamepass website, weird dns probe error. Only have 4 hours for this to resolve itself!