Wood Guy
 

I now have my very own wood guy story. So, my grandpa lives with my mom, and he's like 85 so he likes the temperature to be around his age, so they burn wood. My mom was taking my grandpa to his sisters and I'm going down there today after work to watch the game with them tomorrow, so I told her I'd handle the wood guy today so there would be plenty of wood.

They showed up while I was still at work and stacked it in my mom's garage. I just got a call that one of the guys left his phone in my mom's garage and then walked out, locking the door behind him. So he's talking to me while he's outside of the garage, on his buddy's phone, while HIS phone is inside and he can't get in. ROFL I called my mom's neighbor (her uncle, literally right next door) who has a spare key to see if he can open the door for the poor bastard. He's not home. And wood guy has another delivery like 50 miles away and lives even farther away from my mom's house. I won't be there for another 4 hours or so. He's kind of freaking out now because he needs his phone. He then calls me back a few minutes later (on his buddy's phone of course) and tells me not to worry about it. Asks me to "throw the phone in the dumpster" when I get to my mom's and he will just buy a new one. LMAO

So let's hear it fellas. Any good wood guy stories?

HOUSEBALL

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ROFL
LMAO

Is that the safe word for tomorrow???

YES! PBJ PBJ PBJ

Here I thought this was a thread about phalluses :(

I dated this girl once.

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Cool story brah

It's the only wood guy story I've ever had. *shrugs*

You got a wood guy? What's he think about the game tomorrow?

Ouch.

NO! :dom::dom::dom::whackit:

How much did you pay for the wood?

He didn’t want you to ship him his phone?

$50 for a half cord.

Nope. He just said "throw it away." I told him I could mail it to.him and he'd have it by Wednesday, but he said he'd buy a new one on Monday.

Idk.

Hall of Classics.

We are such a throw away society.

I just amazes me that people have become so dependent on their phone in the last 15 years. I know they think we were living in the dark ages back when you only had a corded landline but people really did survive it. There's several here that are living proof.

I left my phone in my Uncles garage while giving wood to his neighbor's wife...

That's a fantastic wood guy story.

We take phones at school if we see them.
Had a student hyperventilate and withdrawal. All out crying. Had to go to the nurse.

We are ****ed.

What the ****?

I leave mine every chance I can. If I'm going out for lunch or dinner, or if I'm not at work...

Best parts of my day.

You are not a 14 year old girl. They are addicted. Worse than drugs.

True.

My wood guy says Buffalo was robbed and he had the Saints by 3.

My wood guys says the Pats are cheaters. And total fraud. Paper Chumps.

Paid for 3 cord and got 2.
Make sure it’s stacked

Has there ever been a DURAFLAME GUY thread?

Daaaaaaaayum. You need a new wood guy.

When you can't trust your wood guy, there is no one you can trust

That is a good wood value.
Stacked n' all

My wood guy is always really hard to reach. I offered to buy him a phone at one point and he just gave me a funny look and refused. Then he strode off into the forest and I realized he was Sasquatch.

Phoenix Wood:

https://i.imgur.com/Miqaibg.jpg

I thought so. They live out in the country by Warsaw, and my grandpa is a good ol' boy. Them good ol' boys take care of themselves.

When I want good wood the only option is shaggy juniper

Holy shit.

Piñon wood is my always wood. A few joints here sell it. Great, great smell. Best for outdoors in a fire pit, or chiminea.

It's expensive to get wood when you need it

I cut my own wood, split it, and stack it. So technically, I'm a wood guy. Only good story I have is that about a month ago, a buddy came over to my place to help me get some wood so that he could take some home. He ended up cutting through his patellar tendon in his knee when the chainsaw kicked back. I bandaged him up, and got him to the ER, where he was until about 5 hours later when he went to surgery. He spent the next day at the hospital also to get antibiotics on board because chainsaw cuts are so damned dirty. I went home, gathered up the wood we had cut, split it, stacked it, and continued to be a wood guy.

I wouldn't call that a good wood story

Tell me a good wood story, then.

That's a pretty good wood story.

How's your buddy now?

Sorry, I was referring to tooge's wood story.

But I like a good wood story.

Im in the wood biz. I am a Wood Guy.
Big Wood/No Problem

Earth First
we will log the other planets later

It explains your user name.

:thumb:

Now that's a guy who would have a good wood tale or two

This guy lived close to you?

Last night I was the wood guy . . . Whoo-hoo!

Same thing kinda happened to me. Helping the brother in law. Saw kicked back and next thing I know I have 28 stitches across my right knee
Edit to add I never burned ****in wood
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wood phone holder.

Reclaimed- Sweet.
Pondy or Lodge Pole Pine?

Need to start making wood panel cases for iPhone and Samsung Galaxy phones.

That WOOD be sweet.

I will send you some material if you want to experiment.
I have a couple hundred thousand lineal feet of it currently in stock.
we ship nation wide and offer CP deep deep (did he say deep) discounts.
Samples are free. Thats how my cousin built his house..........