What would you do tomorrow if you're Pat Mahomes?
 

The season is over. you've hoisted the Lombardi, gone to Disneyworld, had the parade.

You wake up February 6, 2020. Your phone has 1,273 unread texts on it. Voicemail box is full. World media is banging on your figurative door.


What would you do? Can't really go shopping at the Plaza, or anywhere else in the US for that matter, without getting mobbed.

What would your next 30 days look like if you were in his shoes?

2 chicks at the same damn time

Three Advil and a big glass of water!

He's gonna have the biggest (well-deserved) hangover tomorrow.

I think simply getting out of bed might be considered a victory. *grin*

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holyyyy Kansas City!!! Walking into Sprint Center for <a href="https://twitter.com/PostMalone?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PostMalone</a>. The party never ends. ��⏰<a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/brittanylynne8?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@brittanylynne8</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/jacksonmahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@jacksonmahomes</a> <a href="https://t.co/uyFk0SmU3M">pic.twitter.com/uyFk0SmU3M</a></p>&mdash; Jacquelyn Dahl (@JacquelynKDahl) <a href="https://twitter.com/JacquelynKDahl/status/1225268009872297985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Probably recover from the Post Malone show

I don't want to be crude so I won't say,,.

3 if brittany agrees to join in

Whatever the **** I wanted.

Get ready for another several super bowl runs... it's going to be a great ride... What a perfect first act...

Pat is so drunk!! Kelce goes everywhere with him too. Tomorrow he’s gonna be hungover

Posty knows!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y’all he is wearing a <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> jersey ❤️<a href="https://twitter.com/PostMalone?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PostMalone</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb0vgYjs3w">pic.twitter.com/Xb0vgYjs3w</a></p>&mdash; 26 StoneyBongs &amp; Bleeding (@26StoneyBongsHB) <a href="https://twitter.com/26StoneyBongsHB/status/1225269732846206976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Sucks to be be Posty tho cuz he’s a huge Cowboys fan

Still drinking. Hours and hours and hours of it, lol. Gonna be a hell of a hangover tomorrow.

Stay safe Pat.

I hope Brittany has the pedialyte ready

I'd be going to some remote beach resort and get massages all day long

Slowly come to around 10 am with a raging boner, finish Brittney off with a slow spoonjob

Order the biggest, most expensive breakfast I can find

Take a gloriously hot shower before it arrives

Pound down some chow, drag Brittney back to bed

Nap

Wake up and stare out the window, king of everything i survey

Call the boys up for our next party

Yeah. Take a yacht to Bali. A yacht with a good fitness center, of course.

I'm a little concerned about Mahomes, not gonna lie.

Go easy, kid.

But if you have to die young, this is the way.

Take head and steal a laptop.

Get up.
Take a shit on MY toilet for the first time in a week.
Stuff my face with food and fine whine.
Go back to bed.

What a life. Jesus.

I would be the biggest prick in the world if people worshipped me like that. I have no idea how he stays humble.

Pretty much this. Hope he has a good handler.

Remember last offseason when we were all concerned about him going to too many sporting events and appearing in too many commercials?

Looks like all that stuff really threw him off this season.

No. I don't remember anyone raising that concern.

So now we’re concerned with Pat drinking?? He knows it’s the offseason now. He has a couple weeks to party and live life then back to the gym

I’m more concerned about the hangers-on. Namely Brittany and his weird-ass brother. Attention whores, and not intelligent. Mom doesn’t seem to be the most stable either, and Pat Sr. seems to be ok with Patrick, but estranged from everyone else.

Andy needs to ensure shit doesn’t go off the rails.

The success has come easy.
2018 MVP.
Bounces back from what should have been a long term injury and then goes on to win the Superbowl, and is the game MVP.
Everybody wants a piece of him.

Stay humble young prince. The wolves await in the dark.

I'd probably run around town seeing how many free meals I can get.

Bang Brittney, take a shit, drink a beer, scratch my balls, take a shower, since I'm 24 probably beat my meat, put my Oakleys on while doing all of the above with Head & Shoulders and some Hyvee food.

I'd do some big Jacking Offs

Just don't go Rocky 3 on us. Not worried. He's disciplined and has good support around him.

Brittany and Pat are high school sweethearts. Jackson he’s gay as hell and does posts some weird ass TikTok videos. He needs to propose to Brittany already tho

Ya don’t say?

:banghead:

Post Malone sucks. And he's ugly as shit with all those stupid tattoos.

I guess if I was rich, bitches would think I'm cute even if I was ugly as **** - Post Malone is proof.

Well there were at least a couple idiots who voiced this concern IIRC.

Just relax at home and plan the off season. Then go to the white house. Then train for next season.

It's like, what, 4 days after the Super Bowl? He'll be fine.

Probably sleep for about 24 hours straight.

Think I'd go to NYC and get a top floor suite at the New York Palace, order in and not leave the room for about 3 days. It's a great town to visit if you have the money.

It would also be tempting to do the same thing in somewhere isolated like Cooke City, Mt where even if word does get around you're in town there's not a lot of people to gloat over you.

I'd be sick of the limelight at this point.

Veach, time to get the basketball-proof bubble wrap out again...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Where is my invite? <a href="https://t.co/vzUy4omFH6">https://t.co/vzUy4omFH6</a></p>&mdash; Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1225228220611649539?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Jackson’s IG shows Mahomes and Kelce playing beer pong with Post Malone. Looks like another player is there but have no idea who he is. Kayla and Brittany are there as well

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I heard you were looking for me, my man <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a>. It would be my honor to have the best player in the NFL — and the Super Bowl MVP — on my team. Just reach out to <a href="https://twitter.com/chantrec?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@chantrec</a> for details. She’ll take care of this.</p>&mdash; Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) <a href="https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1225243549781962753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Convice his gf to do anal

You think she does already? She’s got an alright body.

With that giant piece of the carameliest cockmeat?

He'll kill her.

I've already stated what I think about her but she has a great fart box. Loved when she showed it off in that bikini in the off season to silence the trolls. She should do that again for celebration purposes.

Go try to have sex with my wife in Patrick Mahomes body.
As a test.

He’s young. Break up with gf. Hit the talk show circuit. Bang ALL the starlets and models. Own the media in U.S. Travel abroad. Rinse and repeat. Decompress in Maldives with (older but still hot) Kate Beckinsale. She pays of course. Get back with gf. (Like she would ever say “no.”) Take notes on what worked and didn’t work for next year’s post-Super Bowl victory. Buy mom whatever she wants. (That’s in a fantasy world. In real life, I admire his loyalty to his girlfriend.)

He's still up at 1:30am.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yo is the dude who hit the parking meter okay? <a href="https://t.co/Kzs9uNIwFG">https://t.co/Kzs9uNIwFG</a></p>&mdash; Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1225319368478859265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

Hahahaha...that's great.

Looks like he was at the Post Malone concert still getting lit. He's awesome!

find a new girlfriend and stay away from these obsessive fans.

Straight to the CHIEFS Training facility and start working out to get ready for next season.

Ugh. Judge much?

How bout he does what makes him happy you dumbass

What would you do tomorrow if you're Pat Mahomes?

that would make me happy

We have people recommending that he breaks up with his long-term girlfriend, severs ties with his brother, disowns his mother, and maybe keeps a safe distance from his dad outside of gamedays. Some people here actually think that would be a recipe for success.

Can you imagine if the above sequence happened? Do some of you actually think that the people who have been in his life for years are more dangerous to him than what's behind door B if he went out into the world to make new friends?

The sheer stupidity of it...

I'd go fishing off a yacht in the Caribbean with a bunch of hot babes in bikinis but that's what I'd do Patrick may do what ever the **** he wants because He's Patrick ****ing Mahomes

Jump on a plane to somewhere where the temperature is above 70 like Jamaica. Party my ass off and stay warm.

Then try to figure out what I’m gonna do when I collect my 11th SB ring. Where will I wear it?

At least pick up some Taco Bell coupons

Wake up, have sex, order room service, answer a few texts, hit the hot tub/sauna, watch some Netflix, have sex......

Rinse and repeat the above for about the next 72-148 hours, before I make any additional decisions.

Y'all are weird

I'd call Dieter and have him deliver me coffee and a breakfast sammich and make it pronto.

I'd probably enjoy a few days around KC; then hit Fiji for 2 weeks.

Titty meat’s mom.

Hair of the dog, two aspirin, and sleep.

clear pass interference

As you will notice, I'm an old man now. So if I was Pat, I would:

1. Take today and tomorrow and just hang out around the house. I'd tell my little brother and the rest of the fam its time to go, and I'd just want to have a couple of down days at home in KC with my GF.
2. Then I'd schedule a private jet and go on vacation for a couple weeks.
3. Get married, I mean hell, he's already basically been married.
4. Plan a summer vacation with my WR peeps, like last year.
5. Prepare for the repeat.

I went and watched a few Post Malone videos after that since I had no idea what his music sounded like. I feel like he’s one of those ideas that started off as a joke and turned into a hit - like GWAR or something. Squirrely-looking white guy singing auto-tuned love ballads but the lyrics are stupid balla gangster rap BS.

Like just imagine auto-tune Ed Sheehan with a slightly electronic beat and the music is the exact same. Something for the chicks and the dudes can at least take solace in the lyrics and the fact that literally anyone could do that. Ooh it's a white guy with face tattoos and gold teeth singing about Bentleys. So unique!

I’m old.

So this is what would I do, not what SHOULD patrick do.

I'd make lots of worse decisions than our boy Patrick. I'd start banging hot celebrities. I'd try to get the highest contract in the history of football. I'd go on a trip, by myself, for two weeks somewhere where nobody knows who I am. Then I'd get back to work.

I dont listen to Post Malone or that genre of music but when I read about him I looked up some videos and I have to imagine that his popularity has more to do with beat and flow than actual lyrics because the lyrics were lame and made up (I dont believe for a second hes got a crew that goes ratatatat) but the flow and melody of it coupled with the beat got me moving a bit. Specifically his Go Flex song or whatever it's called. I really liked the melody and instrumental in the chorus.

Holy crap, that dude got knocked the hell out!! :eek:

The melody isn't terrible but it didn't blow me away. The circle song seems like the best - the only one that stuck with me. But again if you close your eyes and picture an Ed Sheeran remix, you're right there. And I have an irrational hatred of Ed Sheeran so maybe that's it.

But I clicked on 7 videos and they were all auto-tune. So it seems like the dude can't really sing.

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I'm not sure it's exactly the same genre (because again, I'm old) but this song blows any of the Post Malone songs I heard out of the water.

All the flavors of oreos that I've never tried yet or can't find.

He's 24 for God Sake. I was engaged when I was 22 and it got broken off before things went too far. Good thing, because I would have had alimony for sure. I got married when I was 35. Best move for me. I was emotionally stable enough by then to take vows and mean them. Been married to Mrs. B for 26 years. If Pat and Brittany are meant to be forever, they'll figure it out.

Mahomes hasn't tweeted in 18 hours.

Like someone else stated. I'd go on a long vacation to somewhere everyone didn't know me. New Zealand, Fiji, etc. Just decompress for awhile