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KurtCobain 02-19-2020 04:33 PM

Joey's Anger Thread
 
The beginning of the offseason around here is usually filled with so much anger regarding how the season ended. I always assumed that even if we won the super bowl there would still be people fuming at something the Chiefs had done, but it's been pretty quiet. I think everyone is still joining the euphoria that set in on the night of February 2nd. And that's a beautiful thing.

However, I know that you know that we're all still angry about something, even if surprisingly it has nothing to do with the Kansas City Chiefs organization. Well, here is the thread to vent out your frustrations this offseason. No judgments allowed!!

You know what really grinds my gears? All these stupid bitches on my Facebook timeline they keep posting about getting their 'taxes'. I can't wait for my taxes to get here!! No man better be trying to use me for my taxes!! The only ****ing people waiting on taxes is the government. You dumb hoes are waiting on your tax REFUND. Big ****ing difference. You were dumb enough to overpay all year long and let the government hold onto your money with no interest and now you really need it back, I get it. Just know what the **** you are talking about before you talk about it every damn day.

Hydrae 02-19-2020 04:35 PM

I see the problem. You are on Facebook. :)

candyman 02-19-2020 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803473)
You were dumb enough to overpay all year long and let the government hold onto your money with no interest and now you really need it back, I get it.

Doubtful, I'd be willing to bet most of these dumb bitches didn't pay in shit and are getting our taxes for their little bratty kids.

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:37 PM

I don't like idiots that speed through parking lots. Slow your ass down before you hit a kid.

Spott 02-19-2020 04:38 PM

Screw that Joey bastard. He needs to drink antifreeze and get sodomized by a 300lb gorilla. Btw, who’s Joey?

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyman (Post 14803483)
Doubtful, I'd be willing to bet most of these dumb bitches didn't pay in shit and are getting our taxes for their little bratty kids.

Good point, and don't get me started on that, I don't even understand how that works that these hoes get more back than they pay in.

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14803486)
Screw that Joey bastard. He needs to drink antifreeze and get sodomized by a 300lb gorilla. Btw, who’s Joey?

He's just a guy that I'm angry at because he won't leave me alone.

candyman 02-19-2020 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803487)
Good point, and don't get me started on that, I don't even understand how that works that these hoes get more back than they pay in.

It's complete bullshit and there is absolutely no argument defending it.

Spott 02-19-2020 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803489)
He's just a guy that I'm angry at because he won't leave me alone.

Ok. I’ve been in a wonderful mood since Groundhog Day, but Joey can still go fist his grandma.

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:41 PM

I strongly dislike people that shit in public restrooms, stink the place up and then walk out without washing their hands.

Wash your hands you lazy gross ****s.

Spott 02-19-2020 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 14803494)
I strongly dislike people that shit in public restrooms, stink the place up and then walk out without washing their hands.

Wash your hands you lazy gross ****s.

What about people that don’t wash their ass?

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803487)
Good point, and don't get me started on that, I don't even understand how that works that these hoes get more back than they pay in.

Child tax credit.

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 14803498)
Child tax credit.

Shouldn't that just be for the money you paid in, though?

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14803496)
What about people that don’t wash their ass?

As long as you are not using your fecal smeared ass to open the bathroom door when you leave, it is your prerogative. Just stand downwind, bro. :thumb:






Sorry, was this about you or were you asking for a friend?

Spott 02-19-2020 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 14803502)
As long as you are not using your fecal smeared ass to open the bathroom door when you leave, it is your prerogative. Just stand downwind, bro. :thumb:






Sorry, was this about you or were you asking for a friend?

Billay was very concerned about this yesterday.

Actually, the crap you see in public restrooms is pretty insane. I really have no idea how people manage to shit on the walls and just about anywhere else besides in the toilet.

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803500)
Shouldn't that just be for the money you paid in, though?

Taxes are set up like a bell curve. If they are getting child support payments, they have to count it as income. So their refunds are going from nothing to money coming back to them, before it goes back down to zero. If they are right at the arc ( 16,000 to 20,000 I am guessing) They will pay no tax and then get a Child Tax Credit for each kid ( $2,500 to $3,500 I think).

So they get $17,500 from their baby daddies for child support- in which it is under the threshold + they count themselves as a standard deduction- then get a refund for each kid.

That is how the get 3 k to 7 k back when never paying a dime.

Those loopholes might have been changed, so check with your tax guy. :thumb:

candyman 02-19-2020 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 14803508)
Taxes are set up like a bell curve. If they are getting child support payments, they have to count it as income. So their refunds are going from nothing to money coming back to them, before it goes back down to zero. If they are right at the arc ( 16,000 to 20,000 I am guessing) They will pay no tax and then get a Child Tax Credit for each kid ( $2,500 to $3,500 I think).

So they get $17,500 from their baby daddies for child support- in which it is under the threshold + they count themselves as a standard deduction- then get a refund for each kid.

That is how the get 3 k to 7 k back when never paying a dime.

Those loopholes might have been changed, so check with your tax guy. :thumb:

You do not have to claim child support as income.

Halfcan 02-19-2020 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14803505)
Billay was very concerned about this yesterday.

Actually, the crap you see in public restrooms is pretty insane. I really have no idea how people manage to shit on the walls and just about anywhere else besides in the toilet.

ROFL

They must be diarrhea ballerinas to get their asses higher than their shoulders.

RealSNR 02-19-2020 05:02 PM

I HATE YOU!!!!! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!

Halfcan 02-19-2020 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyman (Post 14803511)
You do not have to claim child support as income.

Dang, even a better deal. Free money. So the Daddy has to pay taxes on the money he earns- then gives it for support, in which the recipient does not have to pay? Sweet.

The Franchise 02-19-2020 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 14803516)
Dang, even a better deal. Free money. So the Daddy has to pay taxes on the money he earns- then gives it for support, in which the recipient does not have to pay? Sweet.

Well wouldn’t that be taxing it twice?

Halfcan 02-19-2020 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14803518)
Well wouldn’t that be taxing it twice?

Yes, I guess it is since it is the same money. Kind of like sales tax- you are taxed when you earn it and then when you spend it.

Speaking of which...

I hate taxes!!!

Rain Man 02-19-2020 05:16 PM

I just came in second on a trivia contest by one question, and they didn't count my "Freedom Tower" as an answer to "What's the tallest building in New York"? They said it's One World Trade Center. It's the same darn thing - give me my freaking prize.

Sofa King 02-19-2020 07:40 PM

I've had a terrible week. Major life changes. Fear of the unknown is a haunting bitch.

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14803818)
I've had a terrible week. Major life changes. Fear of the unknown is a haunting bitch.

Embracing fear only means you suffer twice.

Peter Gibbons 02-19-2020 08:16 PM

I really let out most of my frustrations during “The airing of grievances” at Festivus this year. However, I am already angry again at the fools that I must suffer as a result of my employment.

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 08:18 PM

Oh yeah, I ****ING HATE PEOPLE WHO BREAK INTO GOODWILL TRUCKS!!

https://ibb.co/1nyK7xg

rambleonthruthefog 02-19-2020 08:25 PM

People whining about petty shit they have no control of all the time. I try not to be hypocritical and i do just ignore it most of the time but sometimes its too much and i wanna scream “quit frikin crying about the little things everyone. You all sound like a bunch of spoiled whiny beeitches” Also, the broncos and raiders. The broncos and raiders make me angry.

SAUTO 02-19-2020 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14803473)
The beginning of the offseason around here is usually filled with so much anger regarding how the season ended. I always assumed that even if we won the super bowl there would still be people fuming at something the Chiefs had done, but it's been pretty quiet. I think everyone is still joining the euphoria that set in on the night of February 2nd. And that's a beautiful thing.

However, I know that you know that we're all still angry about something, even if surprisingly it has nothing to do with the Kansas City Chiefs organization. Well, here is the thread to vent out your frustrations this offseason. No judgments allowed!!

You know what really grinds my gears? All these stupid bitches on my Facebook timeline they keep posting about getting their 'taxes'. I can't wait for my taxes to get here!! No man better be trying to use me for my taxes!! The only ****ing people waiting on taxes is the government. You dumb hoes are waiting on your tax REFUND. Big ****ing difference. You were dumb enough to overpay all year long and let the government hold onto your money with no interest and now you really need it back, I get it. Just know what the **** you are talking about before you talk about it every damn day.

some of those people (honestly probably most of them) are actually getting back more than they paid in.

SAUTO 02-19-2020 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14803818)
I've had a terrible week. Major life changes. Fear of the unknown is a haunting bitch.

Welcome to my past 17 months

Sofa King 02-19-2020 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 14804049)
Welcome to my past 17 months

That sounds worse than my last couple weeks.

SAUTO 02-19-2020 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14804074)
That sounds worse than my last couple weeks.

You just gotta keep on keeping on

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 14804046)
some of those people (honestly probably most of them) are actually getting back more than they paid in.

That's some bullshit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14804074)
That sounds worse than my last couple weeks.

I hope everything goes well for you brother.

Bearcat 02-19-2020 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambleonthruthefog (Post 14803952)
People whining about petty shit they have no control of all the time. I try not to be hypocritical and i do just ignore it most of the time but sometimes its too much and i wanna scream “quit frikin crying about the little things everyone. You all sound like a bunch of spoiled whiny beeitches” Also, the broncos and raiders. The broncos and raiders make me angry.

https://i.redd.it/p3l73emxhlc11.jpg

George Liquor 02-19-2020 09:30 PM

Job has been really getting to me lately. :(

The happiness from the superbowl finally wore off, so it feels even worse now.

Bowser 02-19-2020 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 14804206)

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...k2J9xrElFpITPU

Bearcat 02-19-2020 09:35 PM

Ticket fees. The 20%+ fees on standard tickets. ****ing double fees on resale tickets that are sometimes feed more than the first time. Stubhub, who used to be pretty good, now actually finding a way to be worse than TicketMaster.

And who the **** wants to pay $45 for a spring training game, or even $15 to sit in the outfield grass? Not including the goddamned fees, of course. It's ****ing practice.jpg.

RealSNR 02-19-2020 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 14804049)
Welcome to my past 17 months

Man, I had no idea those back-and-forths with SDH affected you that much!

KurtCobain 02-19-2020 09:56 PM

StubHub has indeed become ****ed off.

Sofa King 02-19-2020 10:25 PM

The U shaped toilet bowl seats. It's basically an invitation to piss all over the goddamn seat.

SAUTO 02-19-2020 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14804247)
Man, I had no idea those back-and-forths with SDH affected you that much!

ROFL

The Franchise 02-19-2020 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14803818)
I've had a terrible week. Major life changes. Fear of the unknown is a haunting bitch.

You got this, you stupid bitch.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-20-2020 06:53 AM

Are you the man's freind or a condom he keeps close. Politics man...off to DC

KurtCobain 02-21-2020 06:47 AM

Stupid ****ing sun, just decides it wants to come up whenever it feels like coming up and then we have to wake up **** YOU YOU IGNORANT BALL OF PUSSY FIRE

**** MORNINGS


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