you had FOUR turnovers, and still won MVP!!!
 

Holyshitballs!!!!

seriously, has anyone done this before?

asking for a friend:D

No he didn't. He had 2 turnovers. He didn't lose those fumbles so it's not a turnover, dumbass.

he had four turnovers, and lost two, dumbass :D

You can’t have a turnover without a loss of possession to the opposing team. A fumble isn’t a turnover unless the other team recovers it.

Man you are a complete ****ing idiot. Didn't you also steal water from work or something?

a turnover is when you give the opponent a chance to recover the ball.

in basketball, if a player passes it to another, and the opponent gets it, then turns it over again, to the opponent, then its still a turnover, without it being a turnover :D

as a matter of fact, yes, i stole water from them. the owner is currently living in a mental facility.

you should be warned as to what mental capacity i can drive you to.. :D

The definition says otherwise.

See how you mentioned the changes of possession? That’s what determines a turnover. The stats would show two turnovers in the scenario you described.

This whole thing is comoletely wrong. You're trolling. Lucky I don't report your ass.

So if someone resigns from your company because he needs water but is then convinced to stay as the company offers him water, does he get counted in the staff turnover figure?

This guy has had 4 or 5 cold ones surely

Troll

Turnover:

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Not a turnover:

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I perform at my best after some turnovers!!!

https://www.rockrecipes.com/wp-conte...f-1-1-of-1.jpg

I hate the offseason...

This isn’t Australian rules football...

This is Rabble level dumbassery.

I was going to make a mean joke, but then I decided to be nice, so I'm just going to not say anything at all.

Nicky,

Whether it was or wasn’t, just say this was a bad troll attempt and move on.

OP, Die in a brush fire!!!

Well it’s a good thing they weren’t playing Basketball then. Football isn’t Basketball, thanks for clearing that up.

FYP






Edit: Oh, and OP; tell your 'friend' he/she is a dumbass.

:facepalm:

This guy's concept of turnovers is reeruned.

It's called TURN OVER for a reason...because it TURNS the ball OVER to the other team.

I turned over your mother last night.

Talk about a guy that should have his thread starting privileges revoked. He makes UV threads look enjoyable.

One of those “turnovers” came immediately before one of the INT’s. That’s why I love hearing people say we got lucky that Mahomes recovered the ball.

No...that’s called two turnovers.

Yeah, no....

Box score says 2 turnovers by KC. Just saying.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/matchup?gameId=401131047

Brain dead Nick head

He's certainly making a case for it.

Yep

Nickhead = Ubeja with a Australian accent

Nickhead = Deberg from Down Under

Nickhead = UChieffyLittleBugger with a better Avatar

Too many oil can Fosters green label.

Can we call UV threads, UV Rays, from now on? Because they're bad for you.

Nickhead = MAHOMO4LIFE! with less Twitter

****ing Little Nicky likes talking shit about Ubeja's threads, but goes and posts something as ****tarded as this shit. At least Ubeja knows what he is talking about and doesn't steal shit from work. I mean I dont think he's stolen anything from work before.

damn... I'm dumber for coming int this thread and reading your posts.

I hate this thread so much.

Are bobbled passes turnovers too? What about muffed kicks? Bad snaps?

Why does the box score list two turnovers? Why???

Gotta count hidden turnovers/pff

No. In American football, it is when you give away a possession.

Period.

This is approaching Li'lUQueefyBurger territory here.

ROFL
LMAO

Maybe he’s talking about when Patrick turned the 49er defense over on their stomachs and had his way with them with them with 8 mins to go...

Nickhead > MAHOMO4LIFE! Aka Penbrook

MAHOMO4LIFE! is actualky by far the worst member on this site. All the Pats fans > Mahomo. Hes just awful. The only people even close is Uchieffy or wjatever his name and Rabble. I could see Uchieffy and Rabble ****ing and Mahomo4life is the byproduct of that fudge packing relationship. Penbrook got all of the worst attributes from those 2.

A clear reminder that Australia was colonized by criminals and lowlifes.

:facepalm:

Jesus, I thought this was a Queefy Bugger thread.

I first read that as "Nickhead = Deberg with Down's Syndrome" and wasn't even surprised.

Another doucher that can create threads and I still can't....

I don't think he's awful, he's just very passionate and a tad reactionary at times. Honestly just posting random tweets places is just an annoyance more than anything.

Why can't you start threads?

Perhaps you should have worded this differently.

We changed "aids" to "Jimmy Garoppolo".

Looks like I'm gonna have to start giving Nickhead threads the Ubeja/Uchieffy/Deberg treatment and just click ignore.

Just embarrassing.

I'm not sure, have never been able to. Unless of course i'm missing something

What other way could he have worded this though? In a cool Australian accent? I guess that might have worked.

I think you're missing something. I don't see any restrictions on your account. :shrug: Try again if and you're still having issues, I'm sure DaFace and look into it.

Nick,
You need to come back on here and apologize for being such a dumb ass. Just admit that you were wrong and move on.

I guess living in constant fear of being killed by a dangerous animal or fire destroys brain cells.

Seriously this. It's a ****ing weird hill for you to choose to die on, M8.

Holy shit did this break Nick?

I'm watching the week 3 Ravens game I recorded on Monday and on our first possession, Sammy Watkins turned the ball over to Mecole Hardman.

Thank you Dartgod, I needed that laugh.

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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=316105

Maybe this will refresh your memory.

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I’m at work :D. I’ll troll more later ;)

Or you could leave forever.

Don’t pretend this was a troll job, reerun.

You must be a 2nd shifter as well? I notice we always seem to be online around the same time.

OP is a dipshit ****tard. It’s only a turnover if the opposition takes possession of the football. Say it slowly moron...t-u-r-n-o-v-e-r

He's Australian.

This thread should be a TURNOVER to Romper Room.

just because you don't lose posession of a fumble, does not mean it's not a turnover :D

i came to a land down under :D

technically, i'm an american living in australia :D

I am not sure how many times you can keep saying this.
Its absolutely, 100% factually, incorrect. A turnover is a change of possession. Period. Without a change of possession, you do not have a turnover.

No matter how many times you say it, you are still wrong. You are wrong according to NFL rules, you are wrong according to scorekeeping, you are wrong semantically. You are so wrong that there is not a single person, anywhere, who would agree with you.

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