Snakes for sale
 

Came across this site. Don't ask me how.

Lots of interesting snakes you can purchase. I think Rainman needs a new hobby.

This particular snake is a green tree python

https://reptmart.com/chondropython-m...relia-viridis/


Here's an Albino Blood Red Corn Snake. I'm sure Buehler has seen lots of these.

And it's only $79

https://reptmart.com/albino-bloodred...ophis-guttata/


Now this is a Childrens Python. I'm not sure what that means but I think I'd keep it away from children

https://reptmart.com/childrens-pytho...sia-childreni/


If snakes creep you out then you might consider something less disturbing like an emperor Scorpion from West Africa.

https://reptmart.com/emperor-scorpion/

I'm gonna see if my wife would like this for her birthday

https://reptmart.com/budgetts-frog-b...rachus-laevis/

The only thing snakes are good for is making boots.

This one's for me!

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a3z6...771655.jpg?c=2

First it was James Carvell and now it is Samuel Jackson. Every time I see them, they look more like a snake. Then the last time I saw them

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, well it pretty much is

I will stick to tigers, snake king doesn't have the same ring to it.

The only good snake is a dead snake.

Need some venomous snakes up in there. Make it interesting.

Hog Exotic must be trying to get laid. You know people can't resist the snakes.

It’s called a Children’s Python because it eats children... I don’t do snakes.. I’ll do hand to hand combat with spiders and bugs but snakes... NOPE..

You were googling cock, weren't you

Those things eat other things that you don't want to either; A) pay good money for, or B) spend time trying to catch.

This eliminates them from consideration in my book.

FAX

The emperor scorpion seems pretty cool. Oh wow only 50 bucks. All the snakes seems cool too.

My only animal fear is spiders that are on me. I can look at em from a distance just fine, but if I look down and ones crawling across my leg **** that.

Edit: Way I said the f word filter evaded. Fixed.

I was out hiking the other day with the missus, about a four mile loop on a very narrow trail with tall grass on each side. About 3/4 finished we came across a full grown rattlesnake laying on the trail in the sun. He noticed us and backed up a couple of feet to the edge of the grass but was still on the trail more or less. He wasn't using his rattle or looked agitated in any way but he was keeping an eye on us. Taking a detour around the snake would have been impossible because of the tall grass and possibility of more snakes. Returning the way we came is a possibility but it's backtracking another three miles uphill basically.

My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?

Send your wife first to draw the snake away from you... if she gets bit you can suck out the venom... at the very least you got by unharmed..

At some point in the past we talked about rattlesnake bites here, and I did an image search on "rattlesnake bites". After seeing some pictures, I would not go near a rattlesnake.

I would have pulled out my massive penis. Everyone knows rattlesnakes are scared of bigger snakes.

A Model 1911 .45 works nicely for me.

I appreciate the link, by the way. My niece had a baby a while back, and it seems like a children's python would be a perfect 1st birthday gift.

I'm with Indiana Jones on the snakes, thanks.

This might be the best and most logical response that could have been made.

My god I love all of you people!!!

I've never met a person that I want to sip a bourbon with and have a conversation that owned a ferret or a reptile.

Dogs are a great mediator in finding common ground. Hell, include cats and I'm not the biggest cat fan. But when someone says "meet my snake" you're pretty much off my Christmas Card list.

A lot of hookers own snakes.

I've got an asshole snake that lives in my garage you can have for free if you come get him. If the bastard would ever leave the confines of said garage, or I could see him anywhere other than by stuff I don't want to risk having a bullet hole in, I'd be a much happier person.

Never heard of an ‘asshole snake’ before.

Hate to think how that snake got its name . . . . . :eek:

that asshole snake always seems to know just when to lay where I'm about to walk as I come around the corner, etc. Its either by the back of the car, or something else that I really don't want a 22 hole in. And every time, even if I do get my old trusty Winchester, the asshole has gone on to his hiding hole, wherever that may be.

One of these days though, his cockiness will catch up to him.

You know why he won’t leave, right?

It rhymes with “ Jewve hot bats “.

I love your CP name by the way, very nice. Always wanted to compliment you.

WTF did we all do before the intrawebz?

sure, i'll check out your snake

And target practice.

kill it with fire

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DAMN!

Women are dumb!

That is a false story. Snakes can't eat adult humans as our shoulders are too wide to fit in its mouth.

Anyway, I am perfectly happy for the rat snakes, milk snakes, king snakes, and corn snakes to hang around the outside of the house and garage. They eat things like mice, rats, and moles.

WRONG!!! :shake:

So you would lay down with a 20' boa?

Oh, the snake can still kill you. It just can't eat you.

It’s a detached Morton building so I don’t hate that he out there earning a keep, but he could go back to our understanding that he stays on the other side of the driveway.

And thanks for the love. The name goes way back to my college days. Old buddy who I haven’t talked to in years and I came up with the names as a means to identify each other on some shenanigans we would pull. It just stuck I guess.

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