Soothing Ooze Tube
 

I bought one of these when we went to the Science Center last weekend to keep on my counter at work. If I get stressed, just focusing on it for a few minutes is relaxing. Just thought I'd share.

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I have an ooze tube in my pants.

It's like a Smurf is rubbing one out.

The first two comments did not disappoint.

And it's good for a science lesson, too. I'll eventually have to share this with the kiddo. Also, the guy kind of reminds me of the Progressive "How Not to Become Your Parents" guy.

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LMAO

The last time I had ooze was when I slept with whores in Vietnam!

My wife loves my soothing ooze!

Marry, Ooze tube, kill

Looks like a lava lamp with a leak.

I had one of those when I was younger - believe I bought it from the Kansas Cosmosphere.

When I was a teenager I decided to break it open for fun. Do not recommend - that ooze stuff does not come out of carpet.

Or a poorly engineered fleshlight.

Oh, please. If anyone needs to chill, it's you. Just focus.....

Brother I hear ya!

Original title: "Josh Allen dissecting a defense."

I want one.

Nothing about this is soothing. Maybe to women. You're on a football forum full of toxic men.

You know what's soothing to us?

A nice drink and a big pair of tits (this is scientifically proven).

Most of us can't do that at work.

Fortunately I can...because Instagram's just a click away. LMAO

I think this actually increases my stress because it reminds me I need to go wash the dishes.

I had Mexican last night.

Newer lava lamp.

Shame you can't find a woman to do that for you.

LMAO

What else are you good for?

What's it 40 time?

That ooze tube lived near you?

It's a gift, I tell you, GIFT.

It helps to live in a shit hole.

Soothing Ooze Tube. Sounds like an opening band at Coachella.

Comments did not disappoint.

I showed my wife my ooze tube. She asked if it came in other colors.

Nice troll Luv. Perfect audience of horny losers you can temporarily arouse out of their boredom. You knew they were ripe.


(Also can you PM me your digits?)

I would, but I already have all the soothing ooze I can handle.

Better

holy ****... drives my OCD and impatience crazy! lol

was so organized, starts oozing (maybe the first time I ever wrote the word oozing) then I'm yelling at it to hurry up and reorganize for christ's sake. Like a mess that never stops messing lol

drugs help to live in a shit hole, trade this thing for some!

It's like the view from the bottom of the porta potty...

This isn't a troll. Her threads are FacebookPlanet.

After all these years, she still hasn't learned.

An appropriate place for this post:

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...=323092&page=3

There is always the live pitch drop cam. Warning its a long wait.

https://livestream.com/uq/events/5369913