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Best sore throat remedy?
Besides the remedy in your pants, you freaks. :D
Throat lozenges don't do shit. Honey helps a little bit. I hate going to the Doctor. I even tried chewing on raw garlic. Yikes! Any suggestions? |
Have you tried the soothing ooze tube?
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Dip tobacco?
The nicotine stimulates mucus and moves that shit out, no lie. Offered solely because it's something that's likely to be effective, but not likely to be recommended or thought of. |
Maybe try killing yourself
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Chloraseptic/lidocaine spray?
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Treat what is causing it. Most common would be post nasal drainage. If you are healthy, you could use afrin for a day or two which would help. Nasal fluticason would help with allergic drainage.
Ibuprofen typically helps quite a bit. I usually make a cup of hot tea, and add bourbon, lemon, honey. |
Stop sucking off your dad you ****ing reerun.
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I used to dip in high school, forgot all about it. I used Kodiak it killed everything. :D |
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Hot tea with honey.
Alternate acetaminophen and ibuprofen Gargle salt water |
Antifreeze
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ginger/honey in a tea
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Call Billay
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I got some soothing throat salve for ya
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Salt water gargle
Teaspoon of salt in a luke warm cup of water. Gargle the whole thing Relief |
Ibuprofen
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Pineapple juice
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Crush up 2 aspirin with a spoon
Mix it up with sugar in the same amount as the crushed aspirin Scoop up the mixture with the spoon Add two drops of kerosene Eat it Old timey method. Works, no lie. |
Try sucking off your neighbor?
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Gargle Listerine for one minute x 3/ Day.
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Swab the back of your throat with Merthiolate.
Update: Forget that. The FDA banned it a few decades ago. |
Classic Veach. Didn’t prioritize JakeF’s sore throat. And Reid wasn’t there to coach JakeF through it.
Both should be fired for neglecting the obvious need. JakeF will never lose his virginity at this rate. |
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Try washing your mouth out with buckshot.
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Whiskey on ice.
Repeat until you pass out. |
Gargle Apple cider vinegar for a good while and then swallow it. Kills a lot of the bacteria that you may be accumulating.
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Dick will sooth it.
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People actually take ibuprofen for a sore throat? What a bunch of ****ing pussies.
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Chamomile tea with honey.
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Have you tried rubbing your dick with a cheese grater? The sore throat won’t seem like much of an issue after that.
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DM me
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Suck my dick bitch
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Gargle orange juice then drink
Gargle good whiskey then drink Healed next morning |
Honestly, pound as much ice cold water as you can handle. I mean like beers in college. Constantly. Cold will numb the pain water will help you flush. Worked for me.
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What ever happened to gargling crushed opioid based meds with warm lemon water?
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Drink Antifreeze.... Throat problem will go away..
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Gargle with Salt Water then drink small sips of Non Diet Ginger Ale. Canada Dry or Schweppes works best.
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Gargle warm salt water with cayenne pepper(or franks hot sauce) in it.
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Loosen your neckerchief.
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Gargle with this :
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/s...Qc6aEVb_DKcWE4 Will totally kill your sore throat. |
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Might seem strange, but Excedrin has always worked really well with sore throats for me. Doesn't for my wife, so results are hit and miss.
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This is why I love you (you know what I mean). |
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SF niners fan with a sore throat... shocking
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Use the KY BEFORE swallowing the dick
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Pour salt on lemon. Eat Lemon.
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