Broke up with my girlfriend
 

I'm good

Delete Facebook (already did that a few months back)
Lawyer Up (not necessary)
Hit The Gym (Possibly too lazy)

No decisions should be made between midnight and 5 A.M.

How long were you together?

Who ended it?

Are you gay?

**** that crack whore, do the CP thing, have her replaced before the dust from her tires settle.

When you're banging the rebound chick, don't call her your ex-girlfriend's name. I did that and the outcome led to an overall negative experience.


Depending on how long you were together, it's going to suck ass for quite a while. Try as hard as you can to avoid the late night texts or booty calls...you broke up for a reason- you should remind yourself of that.

You’re a CPer, she’s lucky she made it out of your driveway without getting in a collision with the other chicks that have been waiting inline to replace her.

Post a picture someone here may want to try to hit her up.

I'm married 10 years, been with the girl for 15 total (since I was 21) with two kids and I kind of envy you.

Look at the positives instead of the negatives. Everyone thinks the grass is greener for the other side. Usually it's not so cut and dry. Embrace the world that is now at your fingertips.

You can literally do whatever you want. Enjoy it!

Two useful pep talks I had from a mate over a breakup a long time ago 1. "Mate, lesbians, forget about them" and 2. "You're TLO. You're T ****ing L. O. Who's she?" - obviously, the latter is adapted, but you get the point.

In all seriousness, and I don't know how old you are, but the obvious point is the people you break up with are the ones you meet on the way to the one you never break up with. It'll probably be very, very sh***y for a bit, and then it'll be better. I always found out of sight out of mind helped as well. No need to find ways to run it all through your head. Good luck with it, and good luck finding her upgrade, it'll happen.

Yep, that's usually considered poor form.
I'll give you some advice that I've been passing on to my grandsons, aka Grandpa's Rules. Never get involved with a woman with more problems than you. Yeah, the sex is often spectacular, but for a meaningful relationship, it's like trying to fill a water bucket with no bottom.

You and the boyfriend still together though right?

10in dick, run a 4.4 40, get the goatee going and you'll be fine.:rolleyes:

I didn't get married till 30. Because that's when I fell in love. If you aren't sure? Your not in love. In my experience, there is no gray area. You don't need to mull it over. You KNOW love. I'd not settle for less.

Start doing heroin immediately.

Nearly everyone has been exactly where you are right now. And nearly everyone has come out on the other side.

Just an inevitable part of life.

Fire up the Iroc Z, brush out he mullet and scrub that 14" penis, its go time!

4 1/2 years

She pulled the trigger. But the feeling was mutual. Mostly.

Only for Billy.

Hang in there TLO, it gets better. (When I got divorced) I found me a red head. Love of my life. She really does complete me. :)

That’s a tough one. Sorry to hear about your troubles. It does get better as others have said.
Focus on what’s next not what was. Give yourself a week to sulk at most and then don’t look back again. Life is short.

Did you put it in her butt?

IIRC, she had a little one she had before the relationship?

Tough to hear man. Hang in there.

Do hit the gym. Immediately. Force yourself. Improve yourself.

Ghost her completely. Block her on everything. Phone social media etc.

This is the only way to get rid of that rotten feeling you have in your stomach right now. You have to eliminate the source of the pain and administer some self care (gym, self improvement, etc.)

Good luck!

I forgot to add the obligatory “This girl live close to you?” in my prior post.

Best advice so far....

And the gym is full of trim that is searching for the next poke......

Its a win win.....

When you wave in a friendly manner, while behind the steering wheel. What is your hand gesture(s)?

This x 1000

Are you doing well financially?

If so, Seeking.com will make you forget all about her within 5 minutes of creating an account.

PBJ

Yes, girls go to the gym so guys can hit on them while they look like crap. LMAO

And where the **** are all the people yelling FACEBOOK PLANET! If I posted this, it would have been the first post.

sorry buddy :(

At least you did it while Mahomes is giving you the greatest love of all.

Don't start back in gambling.

Or if you were still gambling, don't increase the amount of gambling.

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Will she still come over on game days? Will miss the pics in the game day thread on Discord.

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I was with a girlfriend for 4.5 years in my early 20’s.

Thank God I didn’t marry that hose beast. Mostly what broke us off was the fact I didn’t want to get married at 23.

You’ll come out on top. I sure did.

So can I get her number?

Best advice I can give you. If you feel like calling or texting her, jack off first. Most likely the feeling will immediately go away.

Hang in there and know that one day you won’t think of her at all but, in the meantime, don’t fight what you feel because there is absolutely nothing you can do to make it go away right now. Sometimes you have to go through crap like this to get where you’re really supposed to be…

No hookers and blow comment yet? You'll be fine with time. Hang in there

I care enough to say I don't care at all.

1) Shave your head
2) Grow a goatee
3) Invest in a charcoal smoker

At least your not paying alimony.

Stop with the blow guys, it's just wrong at our ages.
Not morally wrong.
Just wrong.

^Especially laced with Fentanyl.

Stalk her.

I guess now you can spend more time with your wife.

well you've come to the right place to get sensible and sincere advice! :thumb:

Had a GF for 3 years. It was clearly over for the last year, but in that stretch her and I both broke up with each other at different points but got back together due to familiarity alone. We finally got back together one last time and decided we either needed to get married or break up. In the end, breaking up was definitely one of the harder things I've had to go through -- but it was worth it.

Met my wife 2 years after that, and it was clear from a couple months in that she was the one. But had I convinced myself to stay with my ex (a relationship likely ending in divorce), I never would have met my wife.

Lean into those feelings. It's all a part of the process and it's completely okay and natural you feel this way -- you are making a huge transition in your life and it's natural it'll take time to adjust. You got this. Weirdly a lot of angry posting about the Chiefs here seemed to be an outlet at that time and the Chiefs were more than happy to help with their playoff loss against the Colts LMAO

In all seriousness, writing, getting outside, and trying a new routine helped, too -- but everyone is different and have to get through this in different ways -- stay strong, my dude!

Kill that bitch like Freddy?

https://youtu.be/E0LAs7X5ybE

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Who got more of your time?
Her, or the planet?

If she pulled the trigger, she is not thinking about you. Return the favor, for your own sanity.

Next time you see her....
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**** as many women as possible, as soon as possible. If you **** any of her friends, it's a bonus.

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One of my best friends found out his wife of 6 years had an affair in July. They have 2 kids together.

I know what you’re going through is hard but it could always be worse. Keep your head up

^troof^ this could have happened after the Tyler Palko game...

Nothing at all questionable about that.

Mr TLO. Be strong in this time of hurt and pain

Broke up with my girlfriend
 

That’s the dream of becoming a branch manager. Leaving whoever you are with and finding someone better.

Proverbial does your boyfriend know?

Billay is available.

It's always the hardest in the beginning but the pain will dissipate as time goes.

Head up, TLO!!

The Lamarsexuals picked a bad week to visit CP.

I have ZERO advice for you TLO. I've been married for 28 years and we were together 2 years before that. Whatever advice I could give you is probably outdated.

The only thing I can remember about my own experiences when breaking up with a Woman is that I moved on as quickly as possible. I never gave myself or them the satisfaction of thinking about them again. Unless you are accustomed to ****ing a corpse, just remember that they're all warm and wet on the inside..... :)

Good luck, Brother!

Two words... Hookers... Blow

**** this ^^^.

Fight the shit out of it.

Don't sit there crying around and moping like a little bitch. I know it hurts, but fight it. Go kick it with some homies. Go smoke some pot, get drunk. Get over it as soon as you can, and the only way you can do that is to get your mind off her as much as you can as soon as you can.

You do that by living. Go out and live. It's hard to do that alone so hit up some friends or some family. They help a lot because they'll MAKE you go out to a bar or something. Go fap all day.

Listen, you're GOING to get over it. It's GOING to happen. So why not make that happen as soon as you can? Why waste your time crying? What a waste of energy and time. Do you sit around prolonging a cold? **** no, you try to get rid of that shit as soon as you can so you can go live your life and be happy.

You know how many woman are out there just waiting for a man like you to come in and lay the pipe? MILLIONS, bro. You just gotta get over your shit, go find them, and go start some new memories, have a good time and do YOU.

And they call him Dirty :D

I didn't get married until I was 35. Most of my friends who are my age are on their second or third marriage. I'm glad I waited until it was right or I'd probably have been in the same boat.

I do recommend locking yourself in the house, pulling down the shades, take the phone off the hook, drink a fifth of good bourbon and listen to George Jones for 24 hours. Then get back to life.

Where are the photos?

Find the hottest chick you can find. Go on date, post photos on insta or facebook and make sure she sees it.

Take that take that take that

Expect about a month for each year you were together for you to feel better about it. Stay active and when the inevitable temptation to contact her come up, find something else to do instead of giving in. Go for a walk, call a friend, do the dishes, etc.

After all, if you both agreed to end the relationship then it's time to move on.

Antifreeze

**** that.

Looking back, the best decisions I ever made were breaking up with girlfriends.

Just do that except for the posting on social media part.

Me as well...

Learn this, make it to your nearest karaoke bar...
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Fish-----> Sea = lots

Post pics, lots of guys on here might want to bang her.

He's currently banned. :(

Sounds just like my story.

OP will rebound into something better for him.

Before or after you got married?