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Wife Runs Over Husband Twice Who Was Trying To Remove a Bowling Ball (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=340934)

CatinKS

11-22-2021 03:34 PM

Wife Runs Over Husband Twice Who Was Trying To Remove a Bowling Ball

Who is missing from CP? You cannot make this kind of story up.

https://www.ksn.com/news/local/woman...n-kansas-city/

Rain Man

11-22-2021 03:37 PM

I'm thinking that the bowling ball was part of the robbery plan. How much does a bowling ball cost, though? If you don't get more than that amount in the robbery your business model is flawed.

Spott

11-22-2021 03:41 PM

This isn’t Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

Peter Gibbons

11-22-2021 04:02 PM

I guess this where driving a large SUV that will clear a bowling ball now becomes a safety precaution. They ought to put that into a car ad.

EPodolak

11-22-2021 04:11 PM

The good people of Florida have a high five for these folks.

MTG#10

11-22-2021 05:01 PM

So did he make it?

Rain Man

11-22-2021 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 15971741)

So did he make it?

After two car strikes, he was pinned in the gutter. It doesn't sound good.

Hydrae

11-22-2021 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15971768)

After two car strikes, he was pinned in the gutter. It doesn't sound good.

Damn, three bowling puns in one sentence. That may be a record.

notorious

11-22-2021 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15971768)

After two car strikes, he was pinned in the gutter. It doesn't sound good.

If only a miracle can spare his life. Even if he survives, he will probably split with his wife.

Coach

11-22-2021 05:29 PM

No turkey for anyone involved.

Sassy Squatch

11-22-2021 05:30 PM

Sorry, Honey. Someone was trying to steal my purse, I mean it. They just ran away.

farmerchief

11-22-2021 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15971768)

After two car strikes, he was pinned in the gutter. It doesn't sound good.

He could have got a split!

ChiefGator

11-22-2021 10:04 PM

I have to say, I was particularly interested which orifice he had managed to get the ball wedged into, but was a bit disappointed by the news article.

TripleThreat

11-22-2021 10:07 PM

Lol so cool to see chiefs planet posting this. This was in my neck of the woods!!

Dunerdr

11-23-2021 08:49 AM

If only shed hit the robber too, could have rolled a turkey.

gblowfish

11-23-2021 10:30 AM

No Anchovies Please...
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tyecopeland

11-23-2021 01:51 PM

This is why you don't let the woman drive.

MagicHef

11-23-2021 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15971820)

Sorry, Honey. Someone was trying to steal my purse, I mean it. They just ran away.

Apparently thieves get spooked if you attempt a more severe crime during the robbery.

Otter

11-23-2021 03:29 PM

Kind of speaking in absolutes in telling this story. Should have used 'alleged' at least once in my humble opinion.

'Husband remove a bowling ball' didn't turn out half as bad as I thought it would.

At lease he didn't get split and there were no pins.

https://c.tenor.com/0tX5k3RsG0IAAAAC/dr-evil-laugh.gif

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