****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
 

Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease :#MAHOMESIASIS-15:#*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.


PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.

In for the win.

Let's go! Nice OP getting it started!

The Los Angeles Chargers are pieces of shit!!!!

Let’s ****ing destroy them!!! **** these stupid ****ing idiots!!!!

LFG!!!!!

What's with the terrible name, dude?

Could have been

Mahomesid-15

Or even better Mahomicron -15.

WTF is mahomesiasis.

That was an epic opening!

Patrick Mahomes is my favorite player on my favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs. Keenan Allen is my least favorite player on my 15th most hated team. Go Chiefs.

A DEADLY DIEASE!!!!

It's not too late to change it to Mahomicron.

SANCTITY OF OP WILL NOT BE DIMINISHED!

How are you all ladies doing this evening?

I was in Lawrence for the KU beatdown of Missouri.

I was in KC for the Chiefs beatdown of the Raiders.

I am in Los Angeles.

LFG

X-Factor going to get crunk up in SoFi!! SoFi LOUDER!!!


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I have tested positive for being a bad mother****er.

Nice - I like the Long Beach side a lot bru

In it for win.

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awesome you get to go the game sj

Ok that’s a pretty epic thread start.
Let’s ****ing go!!!

How are we? SEXY!

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Chiefs # 1 teaM !

In it - to win it! When we score, my penis - i spin it!

I see a lot of doubting in some of these threads, ya a couple of key guys are out but we're still going to kick their ass by 20

Well not a lot of work will be done during the game. I reckon. My chiefs will be going gangsta on the chargers.

Yip!!!!!!!

As much as I've enjoyed being a defense first team over the past two months, that alone was never going to win us a Super Bowl in isolation. We need a game like this to force Mahomes to be Mahomes again and get this offense back on track.

Some ****ing guy kissed me tonight and I punched him out and got kicked out. My hand hurts. Go Chiefs.

bundle of sticks bars are everywhere in LA

Dude, it was ****ing crazy. I just emptied my pockets and I have a set of keys that are not mine. Probably that guys.

Jesus, David.

It's a sign. Pat is going to have Herbert's keys when he clears out his pockets tonight

In it to win it!

This thread just took an odd turn.

Btw, I have the butterflies SO ****ING BAD RIGHT NOW!!! LETS GO CHIEFS!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN WAITIN' ALL WEEK FOR THURSDAY NIGHT!! KICK BUTT CHIEFS!!!

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This is it, Covid poop be damned. This is the day we take total control. LET'S GO!!

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I want this one. I want this one bad. I hate the Chargers especially Allen. When we beat them he has never given us credit.

Losing again to them would totally suck and let's face it. In the AFC they might get to the SB.

Mahomes needs to be a force tonight. Put Justin back in line.

**** the Chargers. Let’s. ****ing. Go.

Haven’t washed my Mahomes jersey on this winning streak… Beer and ketchup on it.. It’s glorious… Needs a little Charger blood on it…

The thing is, if the Chargers win the Chiefs still likely make the playoffs. Winning 3 games against the same team in one season is exceedingly hard.

So win or lose, the Chiefs still have a decent path. That being said, they better just win tonight and be safe about it.

Does psoriasis sound deadly to you, you made the best QB in the league sound like an irritating rash.

Send Hardman and Tyreek deep a few times early and test out the gimp hammy of Derwin James!

Mahomes Derangement Syndrome

Coach Spags: All right now, I don't want them to gain another yard! You BLITZ ALL NIGHT!!! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'll take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember FOREVER the night they played the CHIEFS!!!
[defense cheers]
Coach Spags: Leave no doubt!

In.

Time for the offense to pick up the slack and throttle these ****ers.

They should have beaten the Chargers last time and they were just as shorthanded, if not moreso, then.

They'll be fine.

that's super gay and also homophobic of you

A SEVERE COMPLICATION OF MAHOMESIASIS!

Chiefs…….. ASSEMBLE! Kelce goes off. Clyde get 102.
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Let's do this!

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All dolts must die!

I'm nervous about this game

I am as well but mostly because it's such an important game. I'm cautiously optimistic.

No need to worry about this one

wire to wire beat down is coming

I can’t pick The Chiefs tonight. Too many key players out. I think Hebert feasts. High scoring game.

Chiefs 27
Bolts 30

KU - Mizzou was a basketball game. This board is about sports. ;)

The Chargers active roster isn't in any better shape...

None of the players out are on offense. LAC defense isn’t good, if KC can only manage 27 points in a game for the division there are some deeper problems than just the injuries on defense.

33-30

Chiefs win in OT

Ekeler planning on playing tonight.

Eff them right in the A hole

lol

we aren't giving up 30 to these frauds

They aren’t frauds. They are a good football team with a lot of talent.

They might not give up 30, but the Chiefs are in for a dogfight tonight.

I've got Chiefs 30-24.

No way is he 100%.

and if Jones is out, I look for Wharton to have a big game. He's a pretty good pass rusher and will likely draw all the one on ones.

Ingram's going to be on him like an Oxy pad all night.

In
 

I really hope my favorite NFL team, the Kansas City Chiefs, beats the LA Chargers in tonight’s football game!

The defense was awful early in the season and yet held a healthy Chargers team to 30 points.

You're not thinking this through.

They have a ton of guys nicked up. Like you said, no way is he 100%.

Derwin James is in that same boat. We need to test him early for sure.

The Chargers offense is legit and our defense will be shorthanded.

I could easily see both teams scoring 30, especially if it goes to OT.

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Probably means nothing but I’m going to read into it anyways.

Their offense is shorthanded. They're going to be missing their best offensive linemen and he happens to be the left tackle.

Again, not thinking this thing through.

WOOT!!!

HE GOOD!

Vegas has an implied score of KC 27.5 to LAC 24.5

But, yeah, I'm not thinking it through in believing the Chargers could score 30 if the game goes into OT.