CP Planeteer's Biggest Blunder Tourney
 

So, a thought crossed my mind today while reading through the EB drama thread, and watching Clay be criticized by the dude that burned down his entire apartment with a chimney starter and cookie sheet.

What are the biggest Planeteer blunders in CP history? Was it Reerun threatening a politician? Pete claiming the eventual SB Champion Chiefs wouldn't sniff the playoffs? InMen not knowing how heat works? Mav's big arrival?

Consider this a nomination thread. If we get enough to put together a tourney, I'll run it.

The rules are pretty simple, it has to be something that has created a pile-on here at CP, and nothing from the DC Cesspool.

If you make a nomination, please give a decent summary of the event, because that description will be what I use during the tourney.

Peace and Love.

Tim Bone becoming a mod.

That's a CP blunder. Not a blunder by a single planeteer.

Reeruns run in with the FBI

I guess technically American Hero wasn’t a Planeteer, but he, um, posted.

You're going to need to give links for those who do not have deep knowledge of chiefsplanet lore

My thing with Phil

Why don't I know about this Reerun situation!

Stealing a sweet laptop (IIRC, someone doxxed the guy?)

Steel Men are Coming (and more doxxing, IIRC)

Any number of leaving forever threads

MTG laying out his life drama and then wanting the mods to clean it up later (and then complaining about it later)

Broken Planes & Families, and the number 159

luv detailing her luv life

If we do make this into a tournament, I can scour the HOC for links to appropriate threads.

Still not sure if this can become a decent tournament. Kinda playing it by ear while seeing how the nomination thread goes.

If debates start in here and a winner is also declared here, I'm good with that as well.

How about the guy who started a thread about his best friend / girlfriend and got doxxed as being a pedo? Was it Shygums?

You can probably add Hootie's gambling scam, or whatever it was, to the list.

Gonna need a link for that please

I remember vaguely about some CPers and Royals betting and a guy called Hootie. Oh and he pees the bed and makes millions of dollars being a waiter

Who did the Belize thread?

Hootie effectively stealing CPers money
Frankie and his "break apart in mid air" stance
PR Capone and his dog ramp
Kirstie Tynes actually deciding to post on CP
Hometeam posting a pic of his tattoo

Nobody touching that.

:thumb:

I was being fictitious. You have actually done an admirable job.

He's still posting here? Huh never knew.

[QUOTE=loochy;16151411]Hootie effectively stealing CPers money
Frankie and his "break apart in mid air" stance
PR Capone and his dog ramp
Kirstie Tynes actually deciding to post on CP
Hometeam posting a pic of his tattoo[/QUOTE]

This and somebody posting pics of putting dogshit on a neighbors porch.

It's reerun and the FBI getting involved, BTW. Nothing will ever top that.

The deodorant.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182500

Is Love worth losing your best friend?



I think he made a couple more threads too.

Second...

Midnight Douchebag bragging about stealing somebody's laptop.

American Hero

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=74626
Taco John

Bank of Beach Tribe?

My personal favorite of the "I'm leaving forever" threads.

Yeah who's got the pic I never got to see it

Ooof, forgot about that

Katipan has it, 100%

I'm sure I do but that's a lot of years worth of pictures to go through.

YOU DONT KNOW ME

Hottie caused a lot of problems for the Planet and me. I left the Planet forever(no there isn’t a thread. Said nothing publicly. Just left). because the Planet brought Hootie back. Again. Patrick brought me back.

But, Hootie did not steal anyones money. He needlessly blew the Planets pooled money. Wouldn’t work as a team with the other knowledgable planeteers. Caused personal issues with everyone in the group but didn’t steal anyones money.

Deodorant? The ****?

The less you know, the better. Trust me.

Yes that's where I was going with it.


Those are the best


Then they undoubtedly return and act like they never left but get shamed again

Needlessly blew unilaterally = effectively stealing

"Hindsight is 50/50"

Didn’t someone get busted leaving bad reviews about Sauto’s shop or something?

Why have I not heard about this? Where’s the thread?

Not Mr. Blond. That dude has integrity.

Lol that three is probably long gone. But the tl:dr of it is reerun joked about flying a plane he was going to be piloting that was to be carrying a government official into the ground. The FBI didn't find it as funny as he did.

It didn't dawn on me what katipan was referencing until people started talking about pictures.

And yes, if you don't know the better for you.

KC Native took a pic of his dick comparing it to the size of a stick of deodorant.


I forget was that the reason he was banned? I recall a mod not long ago saying he tried to make another account but didn't get by

I’d rather read a DeBerg thread :D

Oooof. Okay, that's got to be up there

Somebody admitted to banging a tranny. LMAO

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=284960

how bout DaneMcCloud leaving forever

I’ll always love this one. The typo in the title is perfect.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=325902

Billay's dildo

Unfortunately that was photoshopped otherwise I would peg you with it. The big biceps are real tho

Here you go Big Bill

Has the “little taste of my friends gf’s pussy” been mentioned?

What a weird looking dick and using 2 different deodorant sticks LMAO atleast he smells good

KcNative didn’t get banned for the pic, he got banned for not meeting the minimum length requirement for CP membership.

The paint of the pedestal fan blowing shit smell into his face while ****ing

my memory is that there was a discussion about the BS posters say about every planet member having a 10in dick. He chimed in that he actually does. Everyone called him out. He posted the pic to prove it. Since it was spoiler and marked NSFW it didn’t violate TOS.

Welp... i clicked :(

This is a good thread.

A guy burned his apartment down trying to smoke a pork butt and someone feels we actually need a tournament to answer this question?

At most it’s Apartment Fire vs Fisty McTat for all the marbles and everyone else can just observe.

Refresh my memory on Mav’s big arrival?

In58men likes to smoke his butts with treated lumber and vinyl siding

:(

His username was linked to some, um, very questionable websites that involve displaying nudity of human beings.

Almost nominated that one myself, but didn’t want to get political. It is glorious though.

Xztop123 and his weird "does anyone get laid in this town? " thread that devolved into him complaining about having a weak chin. Also, in that thread one of our detectives discovered that he also posts on a message board dedicated to some obscure curved penis condition

Lex’s asshole gets wet just fantasizing he’s Stormy Daniels

Wait. You saved those pics? :spock:

LMAO!!!!

There is no bigger blunder than Hootie taking CP money. No need for a tournament it is the winner and it is not even close.

Who was the dude that admitted to blowing his uncle?

Yeah thats bad but imagine getting a visit from the FBI because you're such a moron. I assumed he lost his job as well.

Could be worse. At least he didn’t put it in a crockpot.

Hey! I was young, and I needed the money!

As bad as that is, what might actually put it over the top for me is that part of the FBI's investigation was coming to this site.

|zach| is a pretty big blunder, tbh.

The poster who I have forgotten his name that had a date with a trannie and posted pictures and all.



Xz Top and his slack jaw that kept him from getting dates with hotties.

McTat in a landslide

But somewhere there’s a guy who shot his own fridge who hasn’t even been mentioned…and he’s totally ok with that.


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