Have you ever went to Jail?
 

I read in a thread that Brock a CP member went to jail for check fraud.


So does anyone else have a story?

So who here has been in jail and for what?

Let’s see what time CP has spent in the slammer.

Yup. I spent a day in jail in college fir furnishing alcohol to a minor. I bought shots at the bar and was sneaking them to my friends and an undercover TABC (Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission) cop got me. 1 day in jail, $500 fine, 100 hrs community service, 1 year probation, and lots of lawyer and court fees. I got it expunged later.

I'm married. 7 years into my sentence.

I going on 30…..

Crap thought you got caught

Spent a night for getting into a fight with a bouncer when I was 19. He started it, I finished. Unfortunately I ignored my friend telling me to run when he saw the cop car coming down the street and proceeded to trash talk the dude while he was laying on the ground. Cops roughed me up pretty good, I was very intoxicated and don't remember exactly but I was likely resisting and deserved it.

No

Did a week after beating the shit out of a guy at a little league game.

Yep

No but it would be cool a bunch of buff tough men who have sex with eachother my kind of 50 shades of grey

One time they escorted me to jail to talk about the possibility of me beating up my husband.

I did not, FYI, that glory went to someone else.

No.

I’m not a loser.

Just to confirm, are we only talking about jail or should we include prison?

Night in jail for public intoxication. $50 fine.

No, but I've been forced to go to Iowa before.

1 weekend when I was 18..
They wanted me to role on some kids. I wouldn't, so they held me for the legal 78 hours they could. Then a Sarpy County judge made them release me.

In the mean time. I snapped a guy's arm in two. Between his elbow and his shoulder. Arm wrestling for a cig.

In the end. I did around 70 hours and Sarpy County did around 70k fixing what was left of that inmates shoulder.

Once when I was like 15 then released to my parents like two hours after getting there. Skateboarding and a mouthy buddy that pretty well dared the cops to do something

Then got an all nighter my last week at college for a fun parking lot fight in downtown st joe. Nothing too juicy

Same buddy was at both arrests. No coincidence. Just a couple brief appearances in jail

No prison. Yet!!

Have I went to jail?

Yes. Many, many times.

In 1979 I got arrested for "littering" in a county park. It was at the Fingers Lakes just north of Columbia. It was this old strip mining plot of land, and my friend Blair (who was a Columbia Local) took me an a couple other guys up there to drink and smoke and shoot bottle rockets. This was a couple days before the fourth of July. The strip pits were full of water. You could shoot off a bottle rocket, and if it fired before it hit the water, it would go down into the strip pit, blow up under water, and light up the whole pit. Very cool, right? So after about an hour, this Jeep Wagoneer with a canoe on the top comes up the road. We thought it was some guy out there who must have been boating. it was a Boone County Park Ranger. He said we were trespassing on County Land. Blair said "since when?" Ranger said "This area became designated as a future Boone County Park last Monday. Have you boys been drinking?" He called another deputy, another cop car shows up, and we were all arrested for trespassing and littering." They took us to the Boone County Jail and we sat for about four hours until Blair's Dad (A Columbia Doctor) bailed us out. It cost me $200, which is 1979 was a LOT of money.

Anyway, that's the only time I was locked up. Ironically, I spent a LOT of nights in both the Boone County Jail and the Columbia City Jail when I was a reporter. We'd have to go check the booking blotter in the wee hours of the morning to see if anything happened overnight before the early morning newscasts.

One of my college DJ pals years later became the Columbia Chief of Police. He's retired now, and works part time as a bicycle cop on the KATY trail near Columbia.

He's lucky he didn't bump into me he would have been staying in a hospital instead of a jail

Damn you guys were dumb I would have ran

I could never be caged up like that 24/7 .
I'd rather be dead.

Detective Bink is who came to my parents house, then lied about just needing me to answer a few questions. When he knew along,if I didn't give up the names he wanted. He was gonna lock me up and hold me for as long as he could.

I'm sure Detective Bink is long gone from this world.
Thank you.. for putting there for as long as you did.
Probably the most important 70 hours of my teens

There was no way to "run." We were out in the middle of nowhere, sitting on top of this big pile of chert and rubble from the strip mining, and our car was about 50 yards away. This was out in the middle of frickin' nowhwere, which is why we went there in the first place. I think the park ranger dude was just trying to impress the Boone County Sheriff guys. Anyway that was 40 years ago.

When I was around 14 or 15, I was driving my dad's speed boat while he was water skiing and nobody else was in the boat as an observer* which wasn't legal at the time in Missouri.

Since I didn't have an ID and I was technically at fault as the pilot and since the boat was registered in Kansas and they supposedly had no other way to make sure the fine got paid...

The friendly Missouri water sheriff 'booked' me at county jail. Although I wasn't actually put in the slammer and my dad got me out shortly after I arrived.

*If we had had a wide angle mirror, I think it might have been OK.

Once... driving on a suspended license. 8 hours then bailed out.

I was grabbed from behind on the vegas strip once by Vegas vice. Was a sting operation....they thought I had just purchased drugs from an undercover cop.

Scared the livin' crap out of me. once they figured I wasnt the guy, they were super apologetic, gave me their cards......i think they were a bit worried.

Took several hours for my heart rate to come down to normal that night.

Closest I've been, and don't want to ever come any closer.

Have you ever went to jail?
 

No, and I've never gone to jail, either. That's not say I've never done stuff. I guess I was lucky. Or blessed? I dunno, something like that. Seriously, I sometimes look back at my teenage years and wonder how I didn't end up in jail or dead.

That being said, I did get arrested when I was 15. I was fortunate that my mom came to pick me up right before they were gonna take me to juvenile jail.

Been in jail numerous times, most of the time paid the lawyer what it would cost to get the charges dropped. Other times the DA chose not to prosecute. Be challenging to prosecute an illegal arrest. That’s what Wichita PD brings to the table. The 2nd challenge is getting the arrest expunged from your record. Numerous times during background checks I have to explain arrests that happened several decades ago. All there is a record that I got arrested nothing else. Apparently every time an individual gets arrested it gets reported to the FBI. In Wichita I was an avionics engineer with one of the aircraft corporations. Finished up night flight checks on several new aircraft. Got back to the house late, neighbor was in his yard drinking with some strange. Invited me over for a drink. We’re drinking away, next thing you know a car pulls up In front of the house, a dumbshit jumps out. Rips off his shirt. (Lady’s husband, who my neighbor was long dicking) Bull rushes me. Of Course being a CP member I asked myself, What would Titty Meat do (WWTMD) So, of course right before he got to me I stood up and threw all I had into his face. He staggered back, started crying and said he was going to call the cops. Several days later I got a call to the police station for a chitchat. I went there, they took my fingerprints for my protection. Told them my side of the story. Several weeks later I got a court date for assault. I went to the court date, was told the DA how chosen not to prosecute at this time, but will retain the right to prosecute if I get it not anymore trouble in the next two years. Decades later I do the paperwork to get into o a nuclear power plant to commission a control system for robotic welders. I get called into HR at the plant for not listing an arrest. The FBI conducts the background checks for the nuclear power plants. The FBI had that incident in Wichita as an arrest. I told hr I never had cuffs so I didn’t consider that an arrest and that is why I didn’t list it. Welp, Wichita Police Department had reported it to the FBI as an arrest. HR/Security at the Comanche Peak Nuclear Power Plant understood why I didn’t consider it an arrest. But, they inform me anytime you get fingerprints taken that is considered an arrest, who knew? Anyway the ooploopa that I tittymeated, his cheating wife vouched for him that I allegedly sucker punched him.

For 30 minutes. Got pulled over, failed a sobriety test because I'm uncoordinated and have an astigmatism. Went to the jail blew a .00 on the test. Highlight was seeing a girl have to pull out her titties to get the titty rings off to get booked into jail lol.

This one time at band camp....

Brock is in the click, no shit?

Sounds like you chin checked what little testerone he had in his body. **** that guy

Should have finished the pussy right then and there instead of giving him a chance to call the cops.

No.

It had to be physics. F=MA, dipshit running at me, since I was a hell of a lot smaller than the dude his wife was cheating with he decide he would deal with me. When I jumped and through all my weight into stopping the threat. Even though he had more Mass, I think my Force was more because my acceleration and the force was very centralized to the area below his left eye with my hand wrapped around a beercan.

Got into a fight, drunk tank for about 12 hours or so.

He was hauling ass to the car, crying saying he was going to call cops, he didn’t want no more of this CP pussy.

Twice.

Once in Eilat, Israel for getting into a bar fight with two Australians then proceeding to strip off all my clothes and dare anyone else in the bar to fight me in the parking lot... Naked. Worst hangover of my life the next day.

Second time was for urinating in public right next to a horse cop.

Yes, several times but nothing serious. Worse one was 3 days in Cook County, Il.

Guess it could be changed to the Big House as an option.


How many here has done some time?

we need to address the Brock thing - what'd I miss?

I’m not sure. Just saw in another thread, someone said he was doing time for check fraud. Unless I read it wrong.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...342655&page=18

In here.

Billay said it in jest.

Yeah, a few times

Another time time I got arrested and had to spend the weekend in was while I was stationed at Fort Sill, OK. This girl and I was drinking and spending the night at a lake. It wasn’t a campground, it was a boat launch at Potawatomi Twins Reservoir if I remember correctly.

A Cache, OK PO, showed up and told us to leave. I told him I didn’t have the keys to the vehicle. He said okay we could stay, But the car when it was backed in to be parked the rear wheels were allegedly on the grass. He said if we moved it off the grass we could stay. I told him I was in condition to drive. He said tell him where the keys were he would move it off the grass or he was going to call a wrecker and have it towed.

I told him the keys were on top of the passenger side rear wheel. Thinking I couldn’t get in trouble because I didn’t have the keys in my physical possession. Wrong got arrested for BAC, the car go towed and off to jailI went for the weekend.

Got a lawyer, all charges dropped for good cause shown.
Good causes consisted of the police officers timesheets of being a MP at Fort Sill during the day and a police officer for the city of Cache. He had been doing 12 hour shifts during the day for Fort Sill and 12 hour shifts at nite for the city of Cache for several days and nights in a row. He shouldn’t of even been driving. Plus he was 1 mile out of his jurisdiction and had no business bothering the fine citizen at the reservoir in his ‘81 Z-28 with some whore from downtown.

Once. Got jerked off by an undercover cop outside the HyVee Gate. Really weird shit. The handcuffs were fuzzy and the jail was his house. Wasn’t wearing a badge. Made me pay him after. Cash only.

Yes. Got a minor in possession of alcohol in Marysville, MO in 2006. Like two weeks before my birthday. I wasn't even carrying it but cops blamed me for it after my buddy ditched it in a dumpster lol. Ended up having to go to some alcohol class a few weeks later so just drank again then since I didnt even go to Northwest Missouri State.

Same here. The stupid shit I pulled back then could've really ended poorly for me. Included in that stupid shit was several run ins with the law that I somehow was always able to talk my way out of.

I got away with it because the meddling kids never figured it out it was me so I've never gone to jail.

Been booked but never actually spent time behind bars.

That's no shit. In grad school I had a buddy that would go to the bar and shoot pool and shit with us but doesn't drink. I was a total butt nugget and insisted on driving home. He'd follow me in his pickup. After awhile I asked why he didn't just ride with me.

His comment was that if red lights came on he'd just peel out off the road into someones lawn and play dumb. I was obviously going to pay that ticket, but it was going to be cheaper than a DUI.

Never saw the red lights (or accidents), thank goodness. But damn he's a good friend.

Twice. Should have been many more times than that, to be honest.

About 150 of us got arrested at a peace rally back in the early 70s. It was on the Statehouse steps in Topeka. The charge -- disturbing the peace. Anyway, the Capitol Police didn't have enough room to house us all, so they started walking us all over to the Shawnee County Courthouse. By the time we got there, a lawyer had been called. Since we were on the grounds and arrested before 10 PM and there was no mayhem (It was a silent vigil), the lawyer argued that we weren't disturbing anything at all. Arrests were thrown out, everybody went to a local bar and we had a good laugh. Years later I did find out that many of our names were given to the FBI. BTW, the lawyer--Fred Phelps, Sr.

nope

My reality aligns with the tacit expectation of CP posters familiar with my posting history.

Been in jail 6 times overnight. 3 times in the USA for DWI. 3 times for fighting. Once in Springfield. Once in New Orleans. 1 time in Britain for a soccer brawl in a bar. Which was BS since I don’t know shit about soccer. I changed around 25 years old. Quit brawling and drinking before I got in serious trouble.

i mean, are we talking got arrested on a bullshit charge, bonded out and pled out to a fine...or even had it dropped?

I don't even count those. I got into so many fisticuffs in the 90s that aren't even on the books...

there's some drug charges, when I was real young. 2004 was spent in and out of county jails/rehabs/Fulton/St Joe. I got pulled in on a suspended license, once I didn't know it was suspended, once I had extenuating circumstances.

Ah, there's the recent shit that went down, I pled the one down to disturbing the peace (actually spent the night in jail for that one, ****ing bullshit) and then the one pending that I could plea, as the offer is on the table...but I didn't do a ****ing thing, and that's why the offer is on the table...but I want it dismissed completely. **** their deal, a trial will be expensive, long, and I'm not over confident in saying I will win. I crushed her in the divorce and crushed her in Cass County. They wouldn't put that deal on the table if they didn't already know it's a bunch of bullshit.

So, what was the question? have I been to jail? A couple times, but mostly I just pay a lot of money to stay out of jail. I prefer my own bed.

So...did a bobbie escort you to the station? Did he pull his bat...or ask you nicely to accompany him?

The British are so civilized.

I read Beuhler's post referring to a thread about wheat and posted this . https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=16154470

Titty meat responded by saying Brock was in prison for checks. Later when I asked him if he was serious he said no.

Got a DUI after several of us sat around slamming beers after a round of golf. So stupid, had a headlight out and even had a beer on the console.

Was in jail about 45 minutes, blew a .199.

That was 29 years ago and haven't driven under the influence since.

It was very expensive, considering the insurance cost increase, 6 months of diversion programs, lost time etc.

Congrats, I’ll be in Mexico for my 30th in December.

I would imagine it would be. Ugh

I was in the jail at Raytown Round Up Days once.

Only once.
I was on RAGBRAI and we were getting pretty wild with the nudity. I came out of a bar with nothing on but my socks and shoes and the Sheriff said "Your Arrested". I yelled back "What's the Charge?"
He didn't think that was funny and cuffed me and took me to the town jail. They gave me an orange jumpsuit and let me spend the night. My friends brought me a cake and visited me and they posted bail so I was out the next day.
I got to keep the orange jumpsuit and I wore it the rest of RAGBRAI.

Been once. Warrant for an unpaid ticket that I swore I paid. Was out in a few hours. I gotta admit it was rather interesting in there. Lotta dudes acting like they were the shit when in reality it was mostly skinny methed out losers in there.

Sort of...I worked in one for a few years along with being a deputy. Fun times.

No, but I was voted "most likely to be raped in prison" at one of my old restaurant jobs because I was the prettiest.

Are you still pretty? Asking for a friend

What did you wrong with Recognized And Generally Accepted Good Engineering Practices (RAGAGEP) use an unauthorized calculator?

No

prettiest? LMAO

turn in your man card.


;)

I had a sleepover stay for a DUI about 20 years ago. Not proud of it, but it happened

Never been to jail.

I'm a smart criminal. :D

Jail yes, Prison no

I think the percentage of men over 18 who have been arrested in the US would shock many.

Checking in to this thread for obvious reasons.

AMA now open.

Worked for a raging ****wad with little man syndrome for a couple years working at Wal mart in my early 20's. Every chance this dude got to get over on someone because they had bills to pay, he took. In 2000 they did layoffs. After the layoff was over and I returned to overnights, the first night back, ****wad wasted no time getting in my face about how sick he was of my department not getting done.

I explained to the mental midget, that I'd been laid off for 6 weeks, moron, so any gripe you have in that dept is not with me. Then proceeded to go on to my break.

Little bastard sticks his hand in my chest and says STOP. You go, when I say you go. Or I'll send your ass back home.

I very calmly grabbed his hand wrapping my hand around his four fingers, crushing them all together on about a 7/10 effort scale, and began bending them backward, and removed his hand from my body.

I explained that if he put his hands on me again, for any reason, he would find himself asleep under the softlines displays, and he would awaken in desperate need of dental work.

I then took my leave for the rest of the night, at which point ****wad was refusing to open the front doors to let me leave. This caused a massive scene.

While two other employees went to get Andy and Steve, two other managers, to let me out, I made my way to sporting goods and selected an aluminum baseball bat.

I met ****wad up front and bluntly explained that he had 3 seconds to unlock the doors and let me out, or I would let myself out.

He hastily opens the doors. I take 2 days off, and I turn in a 2 week notice. I find out during a meeting with management that police were looking for me the previous 2 days, due to threats against ****wads life being allegedly made by me.

I never threatened his life. Outrageous claims were made about burning his house down, cutting his brake lines, poisoning his food etc.. none of which I did.

I record this meeting I have with all the staff, ****wad included. I finish my notice without incident.

A month later, I go in to purchase Twisted Metal Black, and ****wad is by the front doors. I flip him the bird and make my way to electronics. I buy my game and by the time I reach the front, ****wad is there with cops, pointing at me.

I'm taken to jail for felony terroristic threatening.

In the end, the recording I had of the meeting got me out of it. I wanted to take the case to trial, but lawyer said that so soon after 9/11, bias was going to come into any charge with "terroristic" in its wording. So I ended up having to go no contest, and stay away from WM and ****wad for 6 months for the incident to be expunged. I was furious.

A funny aftermath was that ****wad was dicking one of the married girls who worked there. The husband found out, and came to the store, threw ****wad up onto the carts in the cart corral, and in front of about 100 people, told ****wad that if he caught him out anywhere, he was going to kill him.

Nothing happened to the husband.

So you get a guy that in front of 100 witnesses threatens his life, nothing happens, but hearsay leads to me getting arrested.

Karma caught up with ****wad, as he was such a miserable bastard he was forced to move to automotive to work. In a display of his amazing intelligence he backed up too close to the edge of the lift pit and fell in backward, destroying his back.

Ha...yep. 91 in a 65 gets you 48 hours in the Saline County Jail.

Ironic.