You ever been 86'd?
 

I just was. First time ever and for nothing. ****ing bullshit and I'm pretty upset about it. I want to burn the joint down.

Which Zona gay bar?

With talk like that.
Their might be help for you after all.

I had a neighbor that I chatted with every now and then, he said the same thing you said in your last sentence when he was at work, he thought he was being funny trying to quote office space. But he went to a pound me in the ass prison for that comment.

You're right.
It's gone.

I burned the cities of Portland and whatever city is in Minnesota.

Remember when I did that? Fun times.

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So you're 86'd from Portland and Minnesota?

Only a fool would care if they were banned from those 2 shit holes

So.
How did it go down?
They get physical and throw your ass out like in the movie Casino or what?

JFC!
I've been 86'd by eDave.

How embarrassing

It is widely believed that I did all that damage on my own. I'm pretty good at so many things while maintaining a pretty impressive hairline (and boner) for my age.

I got 86'd in the poker room at Treasure Island in Las Vegas once.

If by 86'd you mean cut off and kicked out for being drunk af

Yes. In a bar on Market Street in San Francisco. It wasn't me personally, but someone I was with. Rough night. ROFL

I’ve been 69ed..

eDave making friends and influencing people again I see

If you’re getting so drunk that you’re being cut off….maybe you should take a look at what you’re doing from a sober perspective.

Its happened when I was drunk once, but I don't remember (surprising, I'm sure). I'm sure I deserved it and I was being a drunken asshole, but it was about 10-12 years ago.

Okay now this is epic

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Wow you know the great daddies GB?

Martin Zellar is a groovy cat.

Yes, I've been forced to leave a few establishments in my day

Control yourself. It's booze, not black tar heroin.

People on black tar heroin are usually quite lucid and amenable.

I kinda got 86ed once - I puked in a sink while doing blow in a bar bathroom.

Pissed the owner off something fierce.

Just remember... It was Cleavage that 86'd you.

No but I did just stay at a Holiday Inn Express

WTF? How do you puke doing blow?

Got cut off and eventually yacked in a cruising USA Machine at a bar in Jefferson City.

Went out drinking with my boss and some lobbyists. They were buying the drinks and I took them up on it, several times. My boss bailed to try to nail some intern and he was my ride.

After trying/failing to find him, I went to get more drinks and got told I was done for the night. I sat down in the Cruising USA machine, passed out and evidently vomited several times. The cops were called and were escorting me to the drunk tank when someone from the Capitol who'd just seen me in passing a couple of times was kind enough to let me crash at his place.

I proceeded to throw up in his car and on his couch.

Dude did me one hell of a solid. And I didn't even wake up with a sore cornhole so that was nice of him.

Also got thrown out of a different bar for starting a legitimate barroom brawl. Also in Jeff City. This time while wearing suits. Also while drinking on lobbyist dime. Bartender stopped serving our entire group and I took exception to it. I am not a big man, but I have some big friends and a VERY big mouth. So things got a little out of hand.

Also got thrown out of the irish pub down by the railroad tracks. Also in Jeff City. Also while drinking for free. After they cut me off I decided to go behind the bar and started drinking out of their taps when the bartender walked off to get some ice or something.

Come to think of it, I also lost my security deposit from that apartment in Jeff because I drove through the bushes. Also while drinking. But in my defense, it was a party at my apartment and I just thought driving through the bushes would be funny. And the lobbyists paid for this one too because AB sponsored my softball team and brought us a couple dozen cases of various beers then the tournament got rained out. So I kept the beer. And at the end of the year we had a party to finish all that beer.

I might have had a significant alcohol problem while I was in Jeff City. Oh, I also got cut off at Southside Pub in Columbia when they were doing $1 Killians Reds and by the end of the night I started eating their bar napkins anytime my glass got empty before they brought me a new one. And then when they cut me off I decided I'd show them by...continuing to eat their bar napkins until they brought me more Killians. I was escorted out.

Jesus I was a pain in the ass.

Was?

A group of us got ourselves banned for life from a strip club in Florida.


We walked in very loud, obnoxious, drunk and overall just shitty people, we had been training in the swamps for about 10 days. We ended up chasing everyone not with us out, started throwing change and Monopoly money at strippers. No idea where the Monopoly money come from, but was a nice touch. The two bouncers were not much of a factor, one was an old guy with a limp. The other was a skinny kid, probably one of the stripper’s kid. A fire was started in the bathroom, pole ripped out of the floor, mirrors broken.


Cops showed up, called command and they decided to leave us there. We spent the weekend in county and then had to rent vans to get back to base by Monday morning.

Good Lord drunkie, what the hell is the point of eating bar napkins? LMAO

We decided to go to the Airman's club on Pope instead of the stab-n-jab. We ended up getting banned for 6 months. Our 1sgt had to come get us and we all got Article 15s. This was my 3rd alcohol related incident so thy made me go to AA too.

So he got cut off at a bar and then pretty much intentionally got himself banned from CP in the same night? I like you, dude, but you may need to get help. :shake:

I got thrown out of Westport once. The night was pretty much a blur but I remember the security guard telling me if he wasn't working he would kick my ass LMAO

Edave was on one last night, nothing good comes after midnight.

Been cut off a handful of times myself, never thought to hop on Chiefsplanet afterwards though.

Figured the bartender had a choice - keep stocking bar napkins, or keep my beer coming.

The beers got him a tip. The bar napkins were just a pain in the ass.

Did you miss the part about $1 Killians? I wasn't exactly at full capacity.

Bet they were

Bet he out did all the drunk Irishman yesterday

You'd think so, but as it turned out, they came up the other way fairly easily.

Then I took my pants off and passed out in the yard. I eventually made it inside I guess because next think I know the dogs are barking (who I forgot to let out of the their kennel) because the garage door is going up.

My wife who worked nights at the time is getting home from a 10 as a floor nurse.

"Okay, I can fix this!"

Grabs shirt, runs into the mud-room that's right inside the garage. Throws puke covered shirt into washing machine (does not occur to him that he has no pants on) and then....stares at the washing machine like a cow staring at a new gate.

The door opens and my wife walks in with my puke covered pants and sees me staring blankly at the washing machine with a puke shirt in it. "GO DOWNSTAIRS!"

I went to the basement and slept until about 2 in the afternoon.

I was in a bit of trouble that weekend.

Closest I’ve been to being thrown out of anywhere was when my wife had to call our butler at Sandals to come get me and take me to the room cuz I was singing inappropriate songs very loud in the lobby. Wasn’t hurting anyone, but I was COMPLETELY ****ING HAMMERED at 330 pm. Still managed to make it to the club that night too..... after a short nap.

Hoo boy.

I guess I'm not good at getting 86'd.

I did get kicked out of a Casino once because a buddy of mine decided to get plastered and make a scene. His name is ED but when he started drinking we nicknamed him KEVIN because he changed into a completely different person.

Wow.

Things got dark for him over in DC, didn't they?

So that's one way to go about it.

I never understood how edave was never too embarrassed to not come back here after his weekly blackout sessions. Especially when people have seen him in real life/pictures and realized that he was in no way capable of doing even 1% of the shit he threatened people with.

Is he the kinda scrawny 50ish yr old guy who accidently licked a cat once?

Because I'm not real intimidated by that guy.

eDave banned AGAIN???

He just got over the last one. He's on a mission.

This is how I picture Clay and eDave

https://www.sonypictures.com/sites/d...?itok=9uHW15rI

eDave is the one with the anger issues.

I'm quite civil to his poor, diseased soul.

Yea, I'm pretty easy going even after drinking. But in college, used to play a lot of pool at a place where the winners kept the table and the losers got back in line.

My pool buddy got in a fight over a game. I consider myself fortunate that I only got thrown out.

eDave are you logged out so you can read this thread?

please call me again, I dare you LMAO

What's the difference between getting Deep 6ed and 86ed? Does 86=deep?

He called you. Like called you on your phone.

I don't regularly receive phone calls from Phoenix, AZ, so I assume it was him.

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The **** did you even do?

i reported some slightly less creepy posts in DC that got him banned awhile back, then all his haters participated in my thread dancing on his grave and singing hallelujah

he came back and we completely avoided each other, then he falls off the wagon last night and all that impotent rage apparently boiled over

i didn't want him banned because he'd be fun as shit to play with for awhile now, but he def crossed a line with the mods...i didn't even report his posts this time ROFL

Getting ripped, shitting on the rug and then lighting yourself on fire while shouting "**** THE PO-LEECE!" tends to do that..

Naaaa. Ya can't assume in today's world.
I get calls from every state all month ,every month.

There are no coincidences.

We're done for now.